Megathread 8-9-19: Yaniv visits the farms. - Death threats, tampons and porn, oh my!

[2nd_time_user]

I wonder if today's the day Jess bravely takes ODs on Remeron/Seroquel/Saxenda or scoots into 25 mph traffic with the intention of getting "mildly hit." Anything to justify a real hospital stay.

 

[mugsy]

Let me make some lofty hypotheticals because god damn would be interesting if Yaniv acted on his words. I wonder what would happen if Yaniv had enough testosterone and conviction to actually enact harm unto the supposed farmer living in his building. I wonder what would happen if Yaniv were to go down as a result of a self-defense situation. I wonder if he concretely knows wgkitty's identity or if he (most likely) is posturing with veiled threats. Anyways none of this matters, since I'm sure that if someone was to carry out an attack, it would be his mother, since the only time Yaniv displays feminine traits is when he pussies out of any confrontation.

 

[Amya Spedonym]

Can't believe I only registered now to this total trainwreck.

This guy's hilarious, yet also slightly worrying at the same time. I'm... kind of in awe, actually.

It's hard not to be. Jon's like a genetically-engineered supercow, a perfect storm of personality traits: A bit of exhibitionism, a lot of narcissism, and enough high-functioning autism to prevent him from accurately reading how other people react.

If Yaniv didn't exist, the Farms would have to invent him.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

He's already been reported to authorities by Josh himself. That's why people are rating you negatively.

I'm doing work and didn't want to go through 25 pages to find out. Can't I ask a simple question without a bunch of fags with week old accounts getting ass-blasted over it?

 

[Collections Agent]

I'm doing work and didn't want to go through 25 pages to find out. Can't I ask a simple question without a bunch of fags with week old accounts getting ass-blasted over it?

Don't get mad over ratings lul

 

[Maltninja]

I'm doing work and didn't want to go through 25 pages to find out. Can't I ask a simple question without a bunch of fags with week old accounts getting ass-blasted over it?

I think it was the patronising and lecturing tone you adopted that triggered people. You'll get through this, fear not.

 

[The Unknown Mother Goose]

It's hard not to be. Jon's like a genetically-engineered supercow, a perfect storm of personality traits: A bit of exhibitionism, a lot of narcissism, and enough high-functioning autism to prevent him from accurately reading how other people react.

If Yaniv didn't exist, the Farms would have to invent him.

No kidding! I'm just glad I got here in time to witness this lolcow Voltron. (Loltron, mayhaps?)

 

[2nd_time_user]

I'm doing work and didn't want to go through 25 pages to find out. Can't I ask a simple question without a bunch of fags with week old accounts getting ass-blasted over it?

Nigga many people are at work now. This isn't the 660-page megathread where someone asks what happened in January or in April. If you didn't have time to read a 25-page thread, do it on your lunch or on break.

 

[ellamayo]

any reason we can't message jy here?

 

[Collections Agent]

any reason we can't message jy here?

His account got it's privs nuked.

 

[The Unknown Mother Goose]

any reason we can't message jy here?

So far as I know, it's due to the mods changing Jonny-boy's perms. I don't believe he can post on threads right now.

ETA: Ninja'd. Whoops.

 

[Kim's Ponytail]

That's fair. I just think the quiet soulless suits supporting the system are a far bigger problem than the loud dangerhaired activists trying to dictate which particular group of meaniepants it should be used against.

Also a fair point. My rebuttal would be that it's more important at the moment to get eyeballs on this nonsense, since too many people are just operating on bigotry-is-bad autopilot and find it really easy to brush off concerns as backwards and paranoid.

People like Yaniv, however, have that lolcow (/horrorcow) factor that makes people want to rubberneck, and then they're actually paying attention rather than just shrugging it off.

I mean, there's a reason that Yaniv has his own forum on this site while Jennifer Pritzker doesn't.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

My God, another autism level record shattered by Jessica Yaniv! It seems competitive lolcowery is just one more event where troons are edging out natal women, smh.

 

[dirt lamb]

All the time I've been following Yaniv's exploits, I've been getting the sense that I'm watching some early John Waters movie playing out in real life.

With apologies to Mr. Waters and the memory of Divine...I just couldn't resist. View attachment 882588View attachment 882588

fuck I'd pay to see this twice. It would surely include sucking on used tampons, an Oedipal relationship with Edith Massey as Miriam and Mink Stole can play WGKitty and Trudeau would be in sparkly hot pants and nipple clamps

 

[Null]

LMFAO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL DAY!
I knew he would eventually join I just didn't expect this!
Also thanks for the nudes man. Now we have shit to blackmail you with.

Blackmail him for what? The only thing I want from Jonathan Yaniv is to see him in jail tbhqwufam.

Thread's getting incredibly autistic now so I'll lock it. Take the general sperging to main general. I've been watching my email, Yaniv's Twitter, and his account here. For 3+ hours now it's been radio silence. I'm wondering if he's already getting problems. I was hoping @WGkitty would report on the ground but he's been quiet as well. If he's actually reporting it on his end I don't imagine he'd say so.

 

[Null]

Just a head's up: they've accepted the information from my end. I've given my report number to @WGkitty. The woman on the phone sounded bothered that I was calling from outside the area so chances are if anything will be done it'd come from corroborating local correspondence.

 

[Spedestrian]

The woman on the phone sounded bothered that I was calling from outside the area so chances are if anything will be done it'd come from corroborating local correspondence.

You filthy foreigner, how dare you report that a Canadian citizen who just got arrested on illegal weapons charges is now making death threats against their neighbor! Don't you know that the RCMP has real crimes like misgendering to deal with?

 

[indianshedevil]

Just a head's up: they've accepted the information from my end. I've given my report number to @WGkitty. The woman on the phone sounded bothered that I was calling from outside the area so chances are if anything will be done it'd come from corroborating local correspondence.

This is just disgusting that Yaniv wants somebody like WGKitty dead. I hope @WGkitty is doing okay.

 

[LU 010]

Just a head's up: they've accepted the information from my end. I've given my report number to @WGkitty. The woman on the phone sounded bothered that I was calling from outside the area so chances are if anything will be done it'd come from corroborating local correspondence.

I wanna say what a maroon that lady is, but on second thought that particular police department has probably been fielding a lot of useless calls from random foreigners about Yaniv lately.

 

[RE 374]

This is just disgusting that Yaniv wants somebody like WGKitty dead. I hope @WGkitty is doing okay.

They replied in the main thread earlier that they're doing alright.