DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kermit the Frog]

If Phil is lying about the acquisition of the cat, I think it would be mostly just to obscure things. Phil seems to be increasingly aware that by concealing concrete details, it just makes it harder to piece things together, so detractors at least have to do leg work. This was the case with his history with Kat, how they met, started dating. Then if an incident like Subaru man happens, he can claim he has never officially said anything and it's a conspiracy. This has allowed him to dodge the scam of raising money to fly her around and lying about being single - nobody could pin that down until after.

This also moves the acquisition of Jasper to the Tut/E7 timeframe so that he could, conceivably, have had some extra money floating. If it was recent, then the flak that he got for lying about taxes to cover his marriage trip would be compounded by this. I think with the way he dialed down the fundraisers for a while, he knows he is on thin ice there.

I think he probably did actually get Jasper between Tut and E7. The benefit to holding off was that he still got to obscure the timeline so that nobody can pin down what he was begging for at the time when he went out and got him. We know he was, but we dont have any specifics to nail him down.

With regards to his twitter activity dipping in the new year... maybe it was a resolution, but I think it may have had to do with the 'drunk' stream where he just about broke down. Kat probably told him to stop bitching people out on Twitter all night because he ended up a drunken, crying, gin-fueled mess.

Phil just so happened to both propose to Kat and get a cat when Emerald dropped all that sub money on him back in December. Phil at the time claimed all the money went to taxes and bills, getting mad at anybody who questioned this. Now, he couldn't just come out and flat out say he was marrying Kat and got a pet cat, because that would get in the way of his "I'm broke! I could lose my house at any time!" narrative.

He simply waited for enough time to pass to where most people would forget about the E7 money when he finally revealed the "secret" wedding in April. In the infamous debunking video, Phil admitted he had proposed in December, without mentioning all the money he received from E7 at that time, and explained the cost of the ring away by stating he had gotten it "real cheap, like 90% off" at a jewelry store that was closing. Plausible? Maybe, but then again Phil claims that everything he does is cheap while at the same time saying he has no money for anything, so it's clearly a bullshit cover.

Obviously, dropping the Jasper bomb at this time would not have been smart, as his fans were rightfully angry at him for unnecessarily keeping his marriage a secret. Cut to 4 months later, enough time has passed to where he can reveal another lie. Once again, he admits he got the cat in December, without specifying how he could afford a cat at the time. Also, remember earlier in the year when Phil sold his DVD collection? It seems pretty obvious now that he simply replaced the giant stacks of DVDs with cat stuff, playing it off like he had to sell them for money to pay his bills. Everything Phil does is calculated for maximum begging potential.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil farted on pre-stream while complaining about needing to take a dump all stream long

 

[actually]

Phil just so happened to both propose to Kat and get a cat when Emerald dropped all that sub money on him back in December. Phil at the time claimed all the money went to taxes and bills, getting mad at anybody who questioned this. Now, he couldn't just come out and flat out say he was marrying Kat and got a pet cat, because that would get in the way of his "I'm broke! I could lose my house at any time!" narrative.

Worth noting that when he gave the federal tax number ($17,161) he said very vaguely that it was what remained after "the E7 money and all that". Given the worst case scenario that that amount of federal taxes corresponds to (~$120-$130k taxable income), it seems pretty likely that he managed to piss away the majority or all of the E7 sub money. Not that we didn't already suspect that, but I would consider it pretty much confirmed at this point.

 

[The Bottom Line]

Phil just so happened to both propose to Kat and get a cat when Emerald dropped all that sub money on him back in December. Phil at the time claimed all the money went to taxes and bills, getting mad at anybody who questioned this. Now, he couldn't just come out and flat out say he was marrying Kat and got a pet cat, because that would get in the way of his "I'm broke! I could lose my house at any time!" narrative.

He simply waited for enough time to pass to where most people would forget about the E7 money when he finally revealed the "secret" wedding in April. In the infamous debunking video, Phil admitted he had proposed in December, without mentioning all the money he received from E7 at that time, and explained the cost of the ring away by stating he had gotten it "real cheap, like 90% off" at a jewelry store that was closing. Plausible? Maybe, but then again Phil claims that everything he does is cheap while at the same time saying he has no money for anything, so it's clearly a bullshit cover.

Obviously, dropping the Jasper bomb at this time would not have been smart, as his fans were rightfully angry at him for unnecessarily keeping his marriage a secret. Cut to 4 months later, enough time has passed to where he can reveal another lie. Once again, he admits he got the cat in December, without specifying how he could afford a cat at the time. Also, remember earlier in the year when Phil sold his DVD collection? It seems pretty obvious now that he simply replaced the giant stacks of DVDs with cat stuff, playing it off like he had to sell them for money to pay his bills. Everything Phil does is calculated for maximum begging potential.

yeah maximum begging potential is what i noticed for a while. he would constantly say stuff like "i dont have money for a cat i cant afford it" while all the while already having a cat and secondly hoping people would sympathy tip

 

[Haunter]

For anyone curious, we did the whole verification thing. @The Bottom Line is the real deal

 

[actually]

@The Bottom Line has agreed to having a thread for answering questions: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/da_chancla-dahopper-dabottomlineis-question-thread.59475/

 

[The Bottom Line]

Alright, since you're confirmed, I have one question.
Who came up with the honey pot Discord gay ops and what was the reasoning behind it?
@LyteSydeByll may also be interested in this one.

EDIT: Actually, wait, second question.
Was Phil aware of the existence of Neggy?

ok so a person on twitch named "RoseByAnotherName" made the discord and her reasoning was just that she wanted to open up a discord for phil personally, as she has also made fanart for him. once that was made some random person put a completely open invitation to @LyteSydeByll 's discord and i just hopped in there lol. im hopping over to that thread ^

 

[Mike Hunt]

IM A MATURE ADULT AND MY VIEWERS ARE NOT CHILDREN! IM NOT A CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER!
I PLAY KIDDY GAMES AND SHOW MY CAT ON STREAM! PLEASE TIP ME!

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> "great gameplay"

 

[Surly Muppet]

As predicted:

Phil alerts us to how, at 37 years old and on a fixed daily schedule, he almost shit his pants.

But wait! Money came in! Allegedly a $100 tip!

Let's have some commentary about @The Bottom Line and how he got sucked into the conspiracy theories.

Some people in chat were discussing the possibility that Phil called PlanetJeff in to make the donation at the end of the Jasper stream, knowing that he was there.

 

[actually]

But wait! Money came in! Allegedly a $100 tip!

Confirmed. Anonymous (probably that babyfuckgaming or whatever) $100 tip saying the same shit about a gravestone and da_bottomlineis is a backstabber and all that shit.

 

[kebab4you]

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Why would Morrowind be included in his monthly BabyRage "marathon"?

 

[Adamska]

Why would Morrowind be included in his monthly BabyRage "marathon"?

Fuckin' Cliffracers man.

Also try playing Bloodmoon again; that shit was hideously busted originally. Probably won't matter given how he'll just rig the vote again and the tards should just tell Pig that why bother.

 

[VibRibbon]

hello hello

Welcome welcome welcome! I see that haunter and actually have verified your initiation to the farms - spilling the blood of 12 autistic children, making your oath to the dark god (Tevin) at the SoK water well in Africa, pouring bacon fat down a toilet.

Your DSP voodoo doll, LSB Rocky plush, and framable IRS 1040 tax form will arrive by UPS soon, once we can work out how much to charge for shipping... $75? Sounds good? Alright... Ahuhuhuh...

 

[Zack the ripper]

Welcome welcome welcome! I see that haunter and actually have verified your initiation to the farms - spilling the blood of 12 autistic children, making your oath to the dark god (Tevin) at the SoK water well in Africa, pouring bacon fat down a toilet.

Your DSP voodoo doll, LSB Rocky plush, and framable IRS 1040 tax form will arrive by UPS soon, once we can work out how much to charge for shipping... $75? Sounds good? Alright... Ahuhuhuh...

although detracting is necessary to get the forum going
it's not mandatory , we are just happy to just hang out and have fun
sounds good ? *snort*
*click* alright guys im gonna take a quick break to go to the bathroom i felt it during the prestream ack ack ack ack
be right back !

 

[clownpiss]

phil talking about a grill recently + completely revamping and cleaning his backyard + the uncomfortable rocking that he immediately does upon mentioning it =

at timestamp

 

[VibRibbon]

phil talking about a grill recently + completely revamping and cleaning his backyard + the uncomfortable rocking that he immediately does upon mentioning it =

at timestamp

So this is the rats, traps, and cats saga?

 

[Comma]

How this man is able to turn a simple Minecraft stream that's supposed to be "chill" into this toxic mess of a shitfest is something out of this world.

Amazing. Truly amazing.

 

[DankSydePhil]

Why would Morrowind be included in his monthly BabyRage "marathon"?

Because this is the game Phil wants to play, not only did i check every single post, only one person mention it. Compared to Ninja Gaiden which every 2-3 post was being brought up. Phil is about to rig the poles again with a game nobody wants but one single person.

 

[gh0stzero]

phil talking about a grill recently + completely revamping and cleaning his backyard + the uncomfortable rocking that he immediately does upon mentioning it =

at timestamp

"Yeah I was out sweeping the yard and I heard there was rats going about so I did the neighbourly thing and put rat traps out to get rid of them....so to answer your question papapaypiggy394 no why would I do yardwork or any of the things I just said when I have the condo association to do all that for me ack ack ack"

I swear he doesn't listen to himself when he lies does he?

 

[PieceofShet]

Because this is the game Phil wants to play, not only did i check every single post, only one person mention it. Compared to Ninja Gaiden which every 2-3 post was being brought up. Phil is about to rig the poles again with a game nobody wants but one single person.View attachment 883795

Rageaton? Why would he play morrowind on that? What games are in the poll?