Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[Xyllon]

The entirety of Hollywood and DC:

 

[Jub-Jub]

+1 to the Clinton body count.

He started naming names, the elite won't let that stand.

 

[Barnard]

Oh nooo... Who could have predicted this...

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

I'm sure it was really "suicide". Either way may he Rot In Piss. Hopefully some of the other people named in the documents that were released yesterday can be brought to justice.

 

[Baby Pom]

 

[HG 400]

He's a convicted pedophile who'll spend the rest of his life in PC with a ruined reputation. I don't see what's so implausible about him committing suicide.

 

[Hackallier]

Time to visit 4chan to learn (((who))) was behind this.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

It was Matt guys

mundane matt's pedo tweets are a (((coincidence))) ft dame pesos

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[Cat Menagerie]

I'm sure it was really "suicide". Either way may he Rot In Piss. Hopefully some of the other people named in the documents that were released yesterday can be brought to justice.

He fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

 

[A Useless Fish]

With him dead, what does that mean for the entire cataclysm of entertainment his arrest first caused? Is this gonna be dropped in the memory hole? Can it be? Will a few of the less powerful scum near the bottom be offered up as a blood sacrifice to protect those above them?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Names leak yesterday, dead today.

Too much of a coincidence or is it a coincidence?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

He fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

He tripped over and accidentally put his head in a noose

 

[Ponchik]

groening fucking got him after his crusty toesies were exposed to the world at large. it was just too much

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

So what was it suicide by two bullets to the back of the head while stuffed in a bag or heavy weight “dropping” on his head in the prison gym?

 

[JULAY]

Fucking lol. I seriously hope no one believes this bullshit. No fucking way this cunt just all of a sudden decided to off himself. With his influence and wealth, he could have easily lived a good life in prison and I doubt he all of a sudden grew empathy.

Perhaps he was worried about being raped by niggos.

 

[FaceOfTrueHorror]

Fucking hell, it's weird not to want a evil man like him not to die but him talking could have brought down so many other sick fucks

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

how did he do it? bet it was masturbation by asphyxiation while jerking it to his favorite CP the sick fuck. one final fap before going to hell.

 

[Rei is shit]

Yeah I can't wait to hear just how he committed """""""""""suicide""""""""""""" in fucking jail. Drowning himself in the toilet?

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Yeah I can't wait to hear just how he committed """""""""""suicide""""""""""""" in fucking jail. Drowning himself in the toilet?

He "hung" himself

 

[glass_houses]

The deviant got off far too lightly. He should have spent the next forty years as Bubba's arse bitch.