Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

Satan said:
We know he kicked himself in the balls far too often to father anything other then a Baby Born doll anyway.
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Uh, yeah... Only three possibilities that I can see here:
  1. This is his baby
  2. This is someone else's baby
  3. Peter Coffin is secretly a grand master of CGI animation or animatronics, and is choosing to waste his incredible talents on petty things like fake videos of a son he doesn't have while begging on twitter for more patreons when he could be literally raking in millions of dollars in the entertainment industry or creating great works of art.
 
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Trickie said:

Uh, yeah... Only three possibilities that I can see here:
  1. This is his baby
  2. This is someone else's baby
  3. Peter Coffin is secretly a grand master of CGI animation or animatronics, and is choosing to waste his incredible talents on petty things like fake videos of a son he doesn't have while begging on twitter for more patreons when he could be literally raking in millions of dollars in the entertainment industry or creating great works of art.
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Now that there is competent proof that the baby is flesh and blood surely we can expect him to show proof his wife is as well, right? So he knows how to prove someone is real but still chooses not to with his wife, yeah that makes sense, nothing suspicious there.
 
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Burned Man said:
Now that there is competent proof that the baby is flesh and blood surely we can expect him to show proof his wife is as well, right? So he knows how to prove someone is real but still chooses not to with his wife, yeah that makes sense, nothing suspicious there.
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Here's the thing, though, why does he need to? Like, how would it benefit him? His fans and patreons are on his side and don't really care about 8chan or their theories and diagrams, so he's not likely to lose them, so what does he have to gain by meticulously providing proof for every little claim that's presented to him? Nothing. In fact, if my guess is correct, he only stands to lose by making an effort to prove 8chan wrong, because they're currently drumming up all this drama around him and giving him more publicity, which in turn gets him more money and more views. Why wouldn't he string a group of obsessed people along on a ruse cruise?

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Someone noted that University of Utah hospital is also one of the only hospitals in SLC that publishes birth announcements for every child born.
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Also, do we have a source for this, or are we just taking an anon's word for it? Because I'm sure that even hospital policies where they say "we do x with every patient", there are cases where they make exceptions.
 
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Created an account to weigh in on this. I found a strange but relevant blow to the credibility of the hospital pics. Toilet expert here: please bear with me.

It is unlikely that the right half of the hospital pic with the vertical split was taken in a hospital bathroom. There's a very small portion of the toilet that we can see but it's actually the most telling. Publicly installed unisex toilets have an "open" or "u-shaped" seat to them. Feel free to notice this for yourself when you leave the house. It gives maintenance an easier job because porcelain is easier to completely clean errant piss off of than plastic. Private sector bathrooms will usually have the "full circle" seats seen in the photo so that they're imminently replaceable (its more profitable this way) if someone in the house is a slob.

Given that this is a large hospital and not a converted house, there's not a very good reason why there would be a full-circle toilet seat in the bathroom.

Edit: "off of"
 
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All I've got to say is I really doubt Coffin sent that ridiculous fake cease & desist. He pulled that exact stunt during the Kim Kobayashi incident, so I'm guessing a troll went ahead and did it for him this time to make him look saltier and stupider.

That aside, it's clearly a sex doll. Clearly.
 
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ChuckSlaughter said:
His life is ruined..
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look at the subtitle update on his patreon page right now. he's laughing at this shit. the only thing he cares about online is if he thinks his videos are funny and getting people to see them. everything else is just a means to get people talking about him. tom green is one of his comedic influences. do you think tom green worries on a second date "i wonder if this chick knows i humped a dead moose?" etc... no, because she knows that part of him is an act. he wouldnt mind achieving similiar status
 
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MrFloppy said:
look at the subtitle update on his patreon page right now. he's laughing at this shit. the only thing he cares about online is if he thinks his videos are funny and getting people to see them. everything else is just a means to get people talking about him. tom green is one of his comedic influences. do you think tom green worries on a second date "i wonder if this chick knows i humped a dead moose?" etc... no, because she knows that part of him is an act. he wouldnt mind achieving similiar status. you guys are paying his rent right now.
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But the thing is, his videos have at best 2k views. His patreon account brings in a shade under $200. He's not exactly raking in the dough. That being said, I don't doubt he thinks that there's no such thing as bad publicity. He did after all go on national television to show Steve Harvey how to kick himself in the nuts.
 
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MrFloppy said:
look at the subtitle update on his patreon page right now. he's laughing at this shit. the only thing he cares about online is if he thinks his videos are funny and getting people to see them. everything else is just a means to get people talking about him.
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Nah. No one goes to the level of trouble he's gone to without a deep, deep, desire to impress people. The fake girlfriend wasn't some long con to drive up pageviews. He *really* wants strangers to be impressed with the imaginary pussy he's getting.
"kicking back laughing" is a defense mechanism I've seen from lolcows for over a decade now.
 
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Petronella said:
Some have speculated that Peter paid a random girl to do the voiceover and that that's why Ashleigh has her mouth covered. It might not be the most plausible explanation, but this is Peter Coffin we're dealing with.
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Probably found one girl from Fiverr who looked like her but wasn't Scottish then got another girl to do the VO.

Isn't it a pretty common thing now to pay girls to hold up signs to verify your fake accounts posing as girls? Or maybe he paid the original to hold up the sign and tell them to follow that account.
 
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Trickie said:
Here's the thing, though, why does he need to? Like, how would it benefit him? His fans and patreons are on his side and don't really care about 8chan or their theories and diagrams, so he's not likely to lose them, so what does he have to gain by meticulously providing proof for every little claim that's presented to him? Nothing. In fact, if my guess is correct, he only stands to lose by making an effort to prove 8chan wrong, because they're currently drumming up all this drama around him and giving him more publicity, which in turn gets him more money and more views. Why wouldn't he string a group of obsessed people along on a ruse cruise?
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There is nothing to gain but defending his pride by proving the trolls wrong. It must be important to him because he did make the video of the baby, when there was nothing else to gain by doing it. To me this video serves as evidence that he wants to prove himself right more than he wants to perpetuate the mystery for publicity. I think if he had the means to prove he had a real wife he would.

It makes me wonder if he made the baby video to go, "See, I told the truth about the baby so I'm clearly telling the truth about my wife too. Take my word for it." when it only makes the lack of a wife video even more noticeable instead.
 
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