Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[frozenrunner]

How young are/were the kids who got pimped out? Inarguably children or merely jailbait?

Young teens. Not legal anywhere except some third-world shithole like Mexico.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Let me go back for a second and cover this a little better, since I don't think many people are familiar with the law on this. Legal challenges from very highly-paid defense lawyers--hired by some of the richest, most-powerful people on the planet--to get all of the evidence in Epstein's mansion thrown out of the case against their clients as they spent years challenging the search warrant?

Done. Gone.

Somebody like Alan Dershowitz or Prince Andrew or Bill Richardson or any of the other powerful, influential people who had incriminating evidence seized by the feds from Epstein's mansion that showed them performing sexual acts with underage minors had a shot at getting this evidence tossed. Now, they do not.

Anything found in that mansion is now admissible in court, because Epstein is dead or "dead." Years and years of litigation just went up in smoke and turned into a hyper-streamlined process from start to finish. Remember how all of these lawyers wanted an entire year to read the ~1,000,000 documents found in the mansion? Gone. It's admissible now, get cracking.

Now the members of this cabal-cult that Epstein created can't get any of the evidence against them tossed, or even delay their forthcoming trials for years and years because... Epstein is dead. I really can't reiterate this strongly enough: If this was a murder, it was a really, really stupid idea on their part. If anything, it just poured rocket fuel into the tank.

Here is a thought. Maybe it was indeed a murder/forced suicide, and it was organised by one or more business/political rivals of his cabal-cult in order to achieve just the outcome you described

Amazing. Conspiracy theory goes mainstream and you're all exceptional enough to stay kooky anyway.

Twitter's an even bigger dumpster fire than usual, I love it.

Vince Foster trending is funny, but #TrumpBodyCount is lazy even by glow-in-the-dark standards. Thanks for Correcting The Record I guess.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

How young are/were the kids who got pimped out? Inarguably children or merely jailbait?

Youngest that we know was 15

 

[Dread First]

There's no fucking way anyone can convince me this was a real suicide. The man was kept under round-the-clock surveillance, he had nothing in his cell that he could possibly hang himself with. There's no way anyone can ever convince me that the mongoloids who run the deep stait didn't have a hand to play in this. Fuck man, I know it's not cool to get mad on the internet but this is like... the one time I'm gonna break that rule. Literally a day after court documents get released, this motherfucker "kills himself." Get the fuck out of here with that crap.

Fucking bullshit man. http://archive.is/FxrAF

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article233704797.html?fbclid=IwAR3z74b_abamHh1WNICc2GVUvjLayj0FzTm5bMmW7GGUpUQj68FxdrK9gcs

 

[JB 236]

A few people saying he was not on suicide watch. As far as I am aware he was never taken off of it since the unconscious spell with the shit around his neck, just because he is wearing Orange, It does not mean he was not on watch and surveillance.

The call came in for a cardiac arrest from the article in the OP. So im not sure if its a hanging (how do you manage this unless you have help and the cameras off)

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

I guess putting him on suicide watch meant something other than what I had in mind

Yes, in this case it just meant "Hey fellas, let's watch this fucking idiot commit suicide lol"

 

[Ma_Hooty]

He was in a Federal lockup, not an NYC jail.

Whelp, I'm dumb.

Regardless, anything can burn if you got a strong enough accelerant and some good ol' American mob mentality.

 

[MW 590]

Honestly, Epstein was a dead man walking from the moment of his arrest.

Even if he didn't commit suicide/get murdered by the Clintons, he probably would have been murdered by one of his cellmates given the nature of his crimes.

I still think an actual suicide is just as likely as a staged one.

Yes, he was on suicide watch but prison guards hate pedophiles just as much as the inmates do. Hell, in most prisons and jails, the guards have signals for letting the other inmates know that someone is a sex offender.

It's very likely that the guards on suicide watch didn't give a shit and let Epstein suffocate himself.

Here's the thing though, Epstein didn't really need to sell anyone out. They got all the info they needed when they raided his home. The New York raids alone had metric fucktons of seized information, complete with names. We don't even know what they may have uncovered in Florida or if they raided his island resort yet.

People are going to go down, and now that Epstein is deader than Francisco Franco, these people have no leverage.

The issue wasn't Epstein testifying against his fellow elites, instead it would be the elites wanting to testify against him so they could get their own deals, whether it be immunity or a light sentence in some low-risk minimum security joint.

Those people now have nothing, now there's probably not going to be any plea deals on the table, and the legal process will be a lot quicker now that Epstein can't use his bottomless funds to tie up the court cases.

I doubt we'll see the really big fish like Clinton or Prince Andrew get taken down, but I would not be surprised if at least a few millionaires and billionaires get indicted.

People are theorizing that the British royal family is involved in this. Well then, this is another reason why the House of Windsor needs to be overthrown. Join my cause to restore the true monarch so that the criminal Windsor get brought to justice for their involvement in crimes against children.

 

[Horus]

Terry Davis was right, fucking glow in the dark CIA nibbas.
Being serious for a moment, maybe his death will embolden a few honest investigators to dig into all this shit... at least I hope it will.

 

[It's HK-47]

Literally everyone on the planet the second that they learned of Epstein's suicide.

 

[enamelled toothbrush]

A few people saying he was not on suicide watch. As far as I am aware he was never taken off of it since the unconscious spell with the shit around his neck, just because he is wearing Orange, It does not mean he was not on watch and surveillance.

The call came in for a cardiac arrest from the article in the OP. So im not sure if its a hanging (how do you manage this unless you have help and the cameras off)

It's being reported by NBC that he was taken off suicide watch, according to this twitter post

 

[UQ 770]

Its possible the cops beat the shit out of him and he was too old and unhealthy to take it, so they just claimed it was a suicide. That kind of thing happens over here with depressing regularity. This does look hilarious with the Clinton Bodycount theory, but I'm pretty sure they literally would be locked up by now if their assassinations were this ridiculously blatant. The dirt he had on everyone was so exstensive that really, it could have been anyone who bribed a guard to snap his neck.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Terry Davis was right, fucking glow in the dark CIA nibbas.
Being serious for a moment, maybe his death will embolden a few honest investigators to dig into all this shit... at least I hope it will.

Yeah, everybody likes posthumous awards. lol I'd say this will get memory holed just like the rest sadly.

 

[Syaoran Li]

People are theorizing that the British royal family is involved in this. Well then, this is another reason why the House of Windsor needs to be overthrown. Join my cause to restore the true monarch so that the criminal Windsor get brought to justice for their involvement in crimes against children.

>You will never be a British monarch

Feels bad man.

Seriously though, the Windsors have a history of inbreeding and their job description is "living tourist attraction" for all intents and purposes. They've got more money than sense and the younger Windsor princes are notorious party animals.

Is it really that surprising that one of the Windsors is a hedonistic and predatory libertine?

The Marquis De Sade was one of the French nobility, and he was a lesser noble.

Hell, most of his writings were all about how degenerate the French aristocracy were. The 120 Days of Sodom is basically a massive troll fic about the French aristocracy.

Guys like Epstein are the 21st Century equivalent of the aristocrats in De Sade's time.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Everyone knows that chopping yourself up and throwing the pieces away in different dumpsters is a common method of suicide.

 

[Orange//Net]

Shut the fuck up Joe

 

[Baby Jane Hudson]

And now all the smoothbrains on Twitter are desperately trying to shift any suspicion from the Clintons over to Trump. Her Holiness could never possibly do anything terrible like this, no!

Why did I expect anything different from the black hole of stupidity that is twitter?

I don't do Twitter, but I would love to see the reaction when the twitterverse is told that President Trump had Epstein removed from one of his clubs (I think it was Mar a Lago) because he was told Epstein had tried to sexually assault another member's young daughter. Trump also was cooperative with prosecutors in the 2009 Epstein case, in fact Donald Trump was the only person to help prosecutors.

 

[Stoneheart]

I just wonder who would have the most pull to make it happen

The Brits.
the queen had her daughter in law killed because she was banging some egyptian.

People are theorizing that the British royal family is involved in this. Well then, this is another reason why the House of Windsor needs to be overthrown. Join my cause to restore the true monarch so that the criminal Windsor get brought to justice for their involvement in crimes against children.

those bavarians cant help you.

Its possible the cops beat the shit out of him and he was too old and unhealthy to take it, so they just claimed it was a suicide. That kind of thing happens over here with depressing regularity.

why should the cops beat him up now? even the stupidest cops should be able to understand that he had sooo much information.

 

[Cloacan]

He literally had dictionary-thick binders full of names and dates. His secrets were backed up, no doubt in case any of his targets had the smart idea of trying to murk him.

Ah, yes, the thought-terminating cliche of every conspiracy: "Jews did it". How? Don't matter, Jews did it. Jews run the world. How? Why? Don't matter, Jews did it. It's like how Communists plug in "and then a miracle occurs" when asked to explain how overthrowing the current ruling class will magically lead to Utopia in 5 years.
Mossad's good at blowing people up in public, but I doubt they can run against the CIA on their own turf.
As for the Clintons, they don't have enough political gas to tell the CIA to kill the goose with the golden eggs. No one does.

Even Netanyahu was highlighting the connection of jewish Jeffrey Epstein and his Mossad mistress Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of famed Mossad agent, to some of the most high jews in Israel.

You can skip that 'omg dummy! muh joos! you must be schizo racist!' crap.

"Mossad are just mad bombers! CIA and them have no overlap, and besides CIA has them in check! Clintons don't have any connections, they're not tight with the most powerful and wealthiest people on planet!"

On a topic that is essentially, intimately connected to powerful jewish interests you try to pull this crap. Seriously?

How young are/were the kids who got pimped out? Inarguably children or merely jailbait?

One of the photos in the documents released showed a preteen girl, some had described as single-digit age, in a lewd pose that they had to blur our her bottom section. Maybe Epstein liked his jailbait, but he was also procuring for others.

 

[JB 236]

It's being reported by NBC that he was taken off suicide watch, according to this twitter post
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Wait so a man who two weeks ago attempts to kill himself, is taken off suicide watch while the whole world watches with breath held to see who is going to get dragged in?
Yeah I aint believing he was taken off suicide watch until the prison state it.