Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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I think it was a real unforced suicide. Think about it: Epstein's life was all about being a social climber and raping girls. Even if he managed to walk free somehow, nobody in the high society he loved would ever associate with him again. In the very best circumstance he'd have to spend the rest of his life universally despised, tied up with lawsuits, and not balls-deep in some 14-year-old.
And of course in the more likely circumstance he spends the rest of his life in prison getting the full pedophile treatment.

Also, consider the money angle. What happens to his money after he dies? Law experts, please correct me on this, but I believe if he dies without being convicted of a crime, that's just it and the money goes on to his heirs, there's no way for his victims to sue a dead man and get a payout. This might have been a way for him to keep the money in his family (although I believe he only has one brother), and raise one last middle finger to anyone seeking justice from him.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Literally nobody is talking about Pizzagate. The mainstream media is talking about how Epstein ran an extortion op on very wealthy and very powerful people. There are clear motives for people to either kill him or let him suicide himself to death.

Apparently even Jared Holt isn't dumb enough to pretend there isn't a conspiracy going on.
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The right have generally shot themselves in the foot talking about Seth Rich and Hitlery KKKilton, so nobody takes them seriously.

This? I worked in prisons for a while shortly after residency and there were many, many things that are wrong here. First off the child molesters are typically separated from gen pop, so I don't know why the fuck he was in with the rest of them, and then they popped him in suicide watch after his last attempt (which was likely just an assault) which...

If you're on suicide watch then they take away your clothes and anything that you could potentially use to harm yourself or the prison staff. There is absolutely zero way anyone that was actually on suicide watch could kill themselves.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
The right have generally shot themselves in the foot talking about Seth Rich and Hitlery KKKilton, so nobody takes them seriously.

This? I worked in prisons for a while shortly after residency and there were many, many things that are wrong here. First off the child molesters are typically separated from gen pop, so I don't know why the fuck he was in with the rest of them, and then they popped him in suicide watch after his last attempt (which was likely just an assault) which...

If you're on suicide watch then they take away your clothes and anything that you could potentially use to harm yourself or the prison staff. There is absolutely zero way anyone that was actually on suicide watch could kill themselves.
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You can get a prison guard to do anything for the price of detailing their car.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Top levels of the scheme =/= victims of blackmail.

I see the high verbal IQ hasn't rubbed off.
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1. "U a Jew"
So do you all circulate a playbook or something, or?...
Pro tip, accusing someone of being a kike isn't a cheat code for winning the argument.
2. Epstein pulled a network of friends together. He's a New York Jew, which means his friends were other New York Jews. Doesn't exactly prove that the Protocols were the truth.
3. Yeah, all of those poor, innocent pedos that were lured to Epstein's island and forced to put their dicks in teens.
 
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eternal dog mongler said:
The right have generally shot themselves in the foot talking about Seth Rich and Hitlery KKKilton, so nobody takes them seriously.
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I agree, the right is generally retarded.
eternal dog mongler said:
First off the child molesters are typically separated from gen pop, so I don't know why the fuck he was in with the rest of them, and then they popped him in suicide watch after his last attempt (which was likely just an assault) which...
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It looks like they're going with the "he was off suicide watch" angle now.
 
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