Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
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Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …
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The Ultimate Ramotith said:
By the way, I find funny that others noticed that there was a mass shooting (or two) before Jeffrey died.
*holds a hand out* Is this a 'cover up'?
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I've seen claims that this suicide is a distractions from gun control. I don't believe these claims, but they're not unpopular
 
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Hahaha, who in the ever living fuck is going to believe this? Master blackmailer dead as soon as he starts rolling on people. Yeah ok, this makes total fucking sense. Someone had to pull a ton of favors to get him dead in suicide watch.

Sure the cameras just happened to malfunction and nobody noticed. Please give me a fucking break.
 
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Orange//Net said:
Now this is damning
I was under the impression that Prince Andrew did the groping while in the UK which would mean that while he did rape/grope the victim she technically wasn't underage (age of consent in the UK is 16). However, the sexual offenses took place in the US and the age of consent in New York is 17. So.. Yeah Prince Andrew is a massive pedo.
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Wait. What? So if he does what he does in the us as opposed to the us, one makes him a pedo and one not?
 
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break these cuffs said:
There had been tons of robberies in Rich's neighborhood in the weeks leading up to his. The only difference is that in his robbery he was shot twice in the back and didn't have anything stolen. What the fuck is so suspicious about that?
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The fact that those were robberies, and generally speaking it's not very normal for a robber to just blast someone with a gun and then take their shit, when they can just wave the gun in their face and get what they want and run away without attracting as much attention from gunfire.

Oh, and robberies usually involve stealing someone's shit, I dunno.

It's like saying "Well, there were tons of women getting slapped on the ass in that nightclub down the street, what makes a strangled and raped toddler in the trunk of someone's car so unusual?"
 
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Bi Eraser said:
Since the nigga is dead, Pedo Island raid when? Pretty sure it's legal since he's dead now so I could see legit boat trips to it.
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They can go anytime, since his elite buddies let him destroy all the evidence in January.

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Make no mistake. If not for Cernovich covering this story and trolling the legacy media into covering it, Epstein would have gotten away with it.
 
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CamelCursive said:
The fact that those were robberies, and generally speaking it's not very normal for a robber to just blast someone with a gun and then take their shit, when they can just wave the gun in their face and get what they want and run away without attracting as much attention from gunfire.

Oh, and robberies usually involve stealing someone's shit, I dunno.

It's like saying "Well, there were tons of women getting slapped on the ass in that nightclub down the street, what makes a strangled and raped toddler in the trunk of someone's car so unusual?"
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I tried.
 
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Traveler said:
What do you think about suicide watch not doing a good job?
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I'd say that if your conspiracy hinges on the basic competency of anyone working in any sort of lockup in the United States (be it prison, jail, or otherwise) then you've made more a fool out of yourself than the idiot who let Epstein hang himself.
 
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They can go anytime, since his elite buddies let him destroy all the evidence in January.

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Make no mistake. If not for Cernovich covering this story and trolling the legacy media into covering it, Epstein would have gotten away with it.
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Epstein wasn't arrested until July of this year. Why would they burn all of the evidence six months in advance if they knew he was going to be arrested and then not kill him during all of his time "out in the open", and why did they still find so much evidence at his New York residence if they already destroyed it? Cernovich is an idiot.
 
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the amount of people trying to make this into "Orange Man Bad" is hilarious
the main reason the Clinton stuff is trending is that Clintoncide has been a joke in the american public for years.
whats funnier is the comparison in size of both of the tags and the fact that the Clinton tag is still bigger despite the deranking on mobile.
 
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