Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

nypost.com

 

[break these cuffs]

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he did more for Germany than Trump did for America.

He got them embroiled in a war which cost the lives of millions, put half the country under communist rule for decades, and filled it with so much guilt and self-loathing that they'll be cucks for decades to come? Thank Christ Trump isn't Hitler.

 

[Stoneheart]

can somebody pirate the next alex jones show for us?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I've never believed a conspiracy theory in my life.

But this isn't a theory, it's so blatantly obvious that it would require something like childlike faith to willingly refuse to connect the dots.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Oh that's just the pedophiles at www.resetera.com covering up for other pedophiles.

NoThiNg 2 C h3re f0lkz. Epstein was our a goodboi

In a minor miracle not even resetera is buying it either. Mods are trying to stop "conspiracy theories" but nobody is buying the official line.

 

[PN 801]

look at this retard tim pool the tiptoe.

"OH NAH CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE."

Fucking bitch.

 

[Ashenthorn]

Most comments I've seen have been placing the blame on Barr, Trump and claiming this is proof that Trump is controlled by Putin. While people bringing up the Clintons gets labeled as bots.
Essentially the idea is that since Trump is President and Barr is DoJ anything that happens in a federal prison is directly their doing.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Faked his death. Can now pay off accusers and live quite comfortably in the South Pacific with a different name, identity, and bearded face.

Y'all are crazy if you don't think men like him have a contingency plan.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Faked his death. Can now pay off accusers and live quite comfortably in the South Pacific with a different name, identity, and bearded face.

Y'all are crazy if you don't think men like him have a contingency plan.

I like that his suicide was such an obvious lie that it spawned immediate meta-conspiracies. And these new conspiracies are still infinitely more believable than the suicide story.

 

[break these cuffs]

Faked his death. Can now pay off accusers and live quite comfortably in the South Pacific with a different name, identity, and bearded face.

Y'all are crazy if you don't think men like him have a contingency plan.

I don't think alphabets put people up in safehouses that nice.

 

[Lone MacReady]

"C-can't have people interfering in the election, after all!"

Yeah! That's Google's job!... wait, (((who))) owns Youtube again? It's almost like you can discover the root of all evil by Following The fucking Money.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Ben Sasse is raising hell about it. Good man.

Bill Barr says he is 'appalled' at Jeffrey Epstein's suicide

He said in a statement released on Saturday: 'I was appalled to learn that Jeffrey Epstein was found dead early this morning from an apparent suicide while in federal custody.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

Senator Ben Sasse (R-NE) sent an email to AG Barr stating that the Department of Justice 'failed' in monitoring Epstein, the Washington Post reports.

'Every single person in the Justice Department - from your Main Justice headquarters staff all the way to the night-shift jailer - knew that this man was a suicide risk, and that his dark secrets couldn't be allowed to die with him.

Sasse declared that Epstein should have been monitored 24/7 and housed in a padded room.

'During your nomination process, you committed to me to ensuring that justice would be done for his victims,' Sasse added before describing how hands on he has been on making sure Epstein faced justice..

He continued: 'It should have been abundantly clear that Epstein would go to any lengths to avoid being held accountable for his rimes, including by killing himself. Being responsible Epstein's custody and prosecution, the Department of Justice should not have allowed this to happen.

'His death not only deprives his victims of the opportunity to confront him in court and see him held accountable for his crimes, but also makes it harder to unravel his ring and to hold accountable the many other powerful men who raped and exploited these children.

Sasse demanded that Barr answer whether Epstein was placed on suicide watch following his previous attempt and also asked why the man was taken off the watch on the Saturday he killed himself.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Spoiler: Somewhere in New York

 

[Chewy Suarez]

Glad that pedo freak is dead, but this is definitely not a suicide. Those fucking underage trafficking rings run deep. I wouldn’t be shocked if he was taken out by a hitman hired by a fellow pedophile.

 

[ES 195]

You know it’s mighty weird...

Half the stories about Epstein I’m seeing, insist on bringing up a 30 year old quote of Trump praising Epstein. From before anyone knew about his pedo island.

But none of them point out that Trump immediately kicked him out of his club when he got grabby with a teenager working there, nor that Trump was the only one to help out with the investigation against Epstein, back when he first got busted, and voluntarily be interviewed by police and the lawyer suing Epstein.

It’s almost as if you can’t trust the mainstream media, and they’re only using it to play OrangeManBad?

I'm actually amazed and even a bit suspicious at how well Trump comes out of this. I'd love to believe he's this super great guy who told the pedo and his friends to get fucked but the fact he grew up as a New York businessman and playboy just raises a small cynical red flag for me. I'm not about to scream orangemanbad but he is the president and does have access to the FBI and CIA and could cover it up. Hopefully it's just me being skeptical and Trump is actually good on it.

And before anyone says he doesn't actually control them or their owned by the libs or w/e, I don't believe it. I'm a bit of a conspiracytard so I'm pretty sure this media hysteria is at least partially fabricated to keep Trump in office.

 

[Clop]

My favorite part of this shenanigans are the comparison photos of Epstein's side profile and the Epstein on the gurney. Now, this being the Internet, facial features aren't exactly hard to fuck around with, but real or not, it's going to keep me laughing.

 

[frozenrunner]

This is basically how I felt at the end of True Detective's first season. Without all the satisfying character arc stuff.

 

[LU 010]

(((Suicide))))

God dammit. /pol/ was right again.

For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: /pol/ was right again

I think there was quite a big fucking line of rich assholes that were probably gunning for him, its just easy to pin it on the Clinton's because they are the most well known suspects. We were never going to find out all those who were probably implicated in his "assisted suicide" because hes dead now.

Yeah I think anybody naming a particular suspect in this is doing retarded political tribalism. It's probably somebody we've never heard of, or a number of the people implicated working in concert.

Self ligature is possible and has become a common method in shitty psychiatric wards with insufficient safeguarding and supervision.

Avicii/Tim 'I found evidence of child trafficking while in the UAE and began trying to speak out about it' Bergling's brutal 'self slashing' with a wine bottle wasn't believable. And neither is this.

Contrary to popular belief, you have to be one of the serious crazies to be able to bring yourself to bleed yourself out or ligature yourself without anything to suspend from. Those methods are reserved for the real nutjobs.

I miss the good old days of staged accidents, involuntary psychiatric holds, and poor Brittany Murphy's 'mold poisoning/pneumonia/overdose'. They're not even trying to convince us anymore.

Even if there was no evidence of this being a murder, Epstein is a cocky bastard, a narcissist, and has been for years, and is definitely the type to rat if there's no reason for him not to rat anymore. Last time he could still have his life back if he shut the fuck up and got on with it. This time, it was over no matter if he got off or not. Hence, no reason for him to shut up anymore.

I need to hear deets about these Avicii and Brittany Murphy happenings.

Oh man, SOOOOOOO many people just lost their jobs. This is gonna be an interesting weekend.

It's ok tho, they've got their retirement all set up.

I think most of us are more shocked that whoever did this made it so obvious

I think that's what pisses me off more than anything. They don't care that nobody believes it because they think they're untouchable, and they're probably right.

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My god... even now they have to be exceptional.

I'm personally shocked that even the resetera userbase is absolutely refusing to believe this.

 

[VooDew]

I can't wait to see the news cycle about this. They'll John Mccain him for sure, claiming he was a great man who was misunderstood. But we all know they had this planned out the moment he was in custody. They purposefully kept eyes off of him, because they wanted their disgusting secrets to go with him.

This is the perfect time to finally get the public to really start digging into these matters.

 

[BingBingWahoo]

My take is that he's actually dead. Anyone who has done more than 2 minutes of research into Epstein knows that he was running this operation for Israeli intelligence and that that is the reason why he was given a slap on the wrist a decade ago. Every single tape and photograph is in Mossad's hands. I guess Trump's team do want to shut down kompromat rings like this which hurt America but they don't want to expose Israel to the public, so they arrest Epstein, make it public, then kill him. Now this will go down as Epstein running it alone with the Left choosing to believe that Trump killed him to cover up his own pedo history (doubtful that Trump is guilty of anything like that), while the Right will choose to believe that Hillary Clinton somehow had Epstein killed even though Trump and the entire US government and law enforcement would know that Epstein is the number one at-risk individual in the country at the moment. Everyone will ignore the blatant Israeli involvement.
Expect a massive shooting or other dangerous event to push this out of the news cycle as quickly as possible. Probably something "White Supremacist" related.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I don't think alphabets put people up in safehouses that nice.

I don't think alphabets did it, dyslexic.

and I think Trump was being harassed by these fools and wanted to nail this sucker to the wall. Dershowitz and others gets somewhat off but they are still labled pedophiles.

Epstein death changes nothing. Maybe Dersh getting charged cause Epstein can't testify and say he wasn't raping underage girls.