Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.

Jeffrey Epstein dead in apparent suicide

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, federal officials said Saturday. Epstein, 66, was found unresponsive in his cell in the Special Housing Unit of Manhattan …

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[Clop]

Well, there is the one that's been linked several times in this thread a 10 second search turned up this one as well. Although, it is very old. Shit, the one being linked is his right ear and people just mirror it for comparison. I've been rused. Still doesn't explain the nose.
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That's one of the reasons why these things give me laughs. For all I know, old age or plain death could've made his nose look different enough to make people squeal. It doesn't matter in the slightest to me what the deal is, it's that people can easily take small details and cause craters with them.

We've had decades of conspiracy theories to learn from, but let's not stop hopping on fast-moving bandwagons now, it's too fun to watch.

First rule of conspiracies: The people running them suck at them and someone always squeals. Forget the noses and ears and just wait a week.

 

[break these cuffs]

Any pic of the body or did it get conveniently shoah'd cremated?

There was a pic of a corpse being wheeled out by EMS. Ear and hairline are similar, nose doesn't match at all imo. Here is a link of the cropped head. Full pic is way earlier in the thread. The pic of him on the left is actually the right ear mirrored and looks quite a bit differently than his left ear.

My favorite part of this shenanigans are the comparison photos of Epstein's side profile and the Epstein on the gurney. Now, this being the Internet, facial features aren't exactly hard to fuck around with, but real or not, it's going to keep me laughing.

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[mr.moon1488]

I'm frankly amazed that this is still trending. Twitter must really be slipping.

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I'm already starting to see them yell "MUH RUSSIAN BOTS," so I doubt it will last much longer.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm still salty as fuck that Epstein died before he could spill the beans, but the memes to come out of it have been top-notch.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Saw this on twitter.

 

[frozenrunner]

Gonna throw this out here without comment.

Matt Groening and his second wife Agustina Picasso, 20+ years his younger.

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A few years ago I heard comedian Jen Kirkman on a podcast with TV's Dr. Drew. Early on in the interview (I remember because I stopped it and deleted the episode immediately afterwards), Kirkman, whose stand-up material heavily revolves around her "permanently single and happy" lifestyle, started ranting about how men her age were dating women in their 20s. "What's up with that, Dr. Drew? Are they all pedophiles?!" She was not kidding. Drew hemmed and hawed and tried to move on.

I mention this inane anecdote only because you've gone overboard into full "hysterical, bitter, lonely middle-aged woman" territory. Men have always liked much younger women throughout all of human history, and Groening's "younger wife" looks like she's on the wrong side of menopause.

We're far into conspiracy thinking here, but we don't have to go full retard, do we?

 

[Otterly]

The ear is quite unique to the individual. Ear prints, like finger prints, can be used forensically. http://archive.is/4Udqg

 

[dirt lamb]

Weinstein is a slime, but I dont think it was ever brought up that he was a pedo.

Yeah I don't recall any of the whistleblower former chikd actors who came out about pedophilia in hollywood ever mentioned Weinstein, but I could be wrong.

 

[break these cuffs]

The ear is quite unique to the individual. Ear prints, like finger prints, can be used forensically. http://archive.li/4Udqg

I knew that, but do the left and right ears generally differ as much as they seem with Epstein? The recent pic of his left ear seems close to the left ear of the corpse. The right ear is completely different from the left.

 

[Buttersworthy]

Yeah I don't recall any of the whistleblower former chikd actors who came out about pedophilia in hollywood ever mentioned Weinstein, but I could be wrong.

It has come out recently that he was trying to procure 8 year old girls.

 

[The Jokester]

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Faked his death. Can now pay off accusers and live quite comfortably in the South Pacific with a different name, identity, and bearded face.

Y'all are crazy if you don't think men like him have a contingency plan.

Finally. I was hoping someone would say this. I mean it seems a bit too obvious, doesn't it? I want to see some evidence. I want to see a picture of his corpse.

I wouldn't be surprised if Epstein was threatening to squeal if his friends didn't make it possible for him to wriggle his way out.

 

[Clop]

I knew that, but do the left and right ears generally differ as much as they seem with Epstein? The recent pic of his left ear seems close to the left ear of the corpse. The right ear is completely different from the left.

As people get older, asymmetrical features get very obvious. Other than, who knows, it's just a matter of getting photos you can confirm aren't poked around with. It's the Internet, so good luck with that. Some joker's likely conjuring his fiftieth "conclusive evidence" right now.

 

[Arcturus]

 

[Carnavoyeur]

And there's nothing anyone can do about it. Didn't the main suspect in the Anthrax attacks get suicided in jail as well? This isn't anything new.

No, that guy killed himself at home. But Ariel Castro (the guy who kidnapped 3 girls and held them for like 10 years) killed himself in prison, but while he wasn't on suicide watch he was supposed to be checked on every 30 minutes and the guards apparently faked their time sheets. A bunch of serial killers have committed suicide while in prison too, like Richard Chase and Fred West.

 

[Buttersworthy]

This is pure horse shit. He was suicided on the 9th of Av, which is a Jewish anniversary commemorating the "five calamities" that struck the Jewish people. The date is being used as a signal.

edit: for those who think I'm being autistic, Av is the 11th month in the Jewish calendar. Therefore, 11/9. The same reason that 9/11 occurred on that date, a reversal (and revenge) on the goyim.

 

[Gromitandwallace]

To everyone going "The Clintons did it!":
-Epstein likely had a considerable amount of actionable intelligence on persons of interest across the globe, if the rumors about him being the broker of illicit sex for various notables is true.
-The CIA is known to pull individuals with connections that fall into federal custody and make them into "ghost" assets, giving them the safety of being publicly dead while using their networks to exert soft and hard power overseas.
-Epstein already tried to kill himself or was the target of an assassination once, which means that a second attempt under suicide watch would be suspicious if this was an actual cover-up attempt.

Either the Clintons are simultaneously powerful enough to beat out the CIA at asset-grabbing on the CIA's own turf and dumb enough to launch the most transparent cover-up of all time that would make Kennedy look straightforward and unambiguous, or the death is a legal fiction for the CIA to pull him.

Yeah, I agree with you at the most part. It seems way too easy to just pin the blame on the Clintons, and considering how Twitter is just letting this slide, it's more likely they're being used as a duo of sacrificial lambs; It makes sense when you look at how hard the Clinton Body Count has been sprouted and Hillary Clinton being a non-success in terms of presidency and Bill Clinton no longer having the sweet reputation he used to have. It makes sense. If I have to guess, it would be a cabal that would have Clintons as a player but not the only ones with power in it. They can be the front image and take the blame for actions while the rest work in the background.

Based off the 4channel rumor/thread, it seems that Epstein was taken out of prison and switched out. If that is the case, it's possible that on the night Epstein was taken out, he was switched with a body double who ended being killed in the following morning by the hit man who was gunning after the real Epstein. If this is to be the case then Epstein got the luck of the draw for him. If it wasn't a body double who was killed but rather a hyper-realistic model or a stunt double who taken a drug to temporarily lower the heart rate to mimic death, it was a coverup to fake the death of Epstein so it can be used as a ace-card to do whatever the law/the agencies want on his island as well as in regards to Epstein's connections and other forms of evidence and to give Epstein a form of temporary protection.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Kinda wondering something. In his death picture, his skin does look somewhat purpleish. This is not uncommon in deaths by asphyxiation, but people are also pointing out that his nose looks slightly different than it does in pictures while he was alive. I'm kind of thinking that whoever killed him, might have done it by holding a pillow over his face, and the nose looking different is because it was broken in the process.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Kinda wondering something. In his death picture, his skin does look somewhat purpleish. This is not uncommon in deaths by asphyxiation, but people are also pointing out that his nose looks slightly different than it does in pictures while he was alive. I'm kind of thinking that whoever killed him, might have done it by holding a pillow over his face, and the nose looking different is because it was broken in the process.

His cheekbones looked bruised as well which would kind of lend credence to that.

 

[Judge Holden]

Kinda wondering something. In his death picture, his skin does look somewhat purpleish. This is not uncommon in deaths by asphyxiation, but people are also pointing out that his nose looks slightly different than it does in pictures while he was alive. I'm kind of thinking that whoever killed him, might have done it by holding a pillow over his face, and the nose looking different is because it was broken in the process.

So what you are saying is.....

The Nose Knows

Jewry aside, "apparently" he was having trouble with other prisoners according to that mail article a few pages back, so maybe there will be an excuse of "oh he was assaulted by another prisoner who broke his nose a while back" or some such.

Hell maybe we are gonna see a bunch of prisoners rolled out who will loudly confirm that they beat him up/forced their way into his cell to gently suffocate him in the coming weeks, depending on how desperate the powers that be are to spin this away

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is pure horse shit. He was suicided on the 9th of Av, which is a Jewish anniversary commemorating the "five calamities" that struck the Jewish people. The date is being used as a signal.

Tisha b'av starts on the evening of August 10, not in the morning. Get gud with the kike holidays goy