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"if there were people to snitch on you'd snitch" phil thinks people have no morals or loyalties, sorry but not everyone is like you phil

I caught that one too. DSP doesn't understand the concept of friends not turning on each other. In unrelated news, DSP has no friends left except Kat, and even that is questionable.
 
Yeah. He died a bunch on the bosses and gave the usual DSP excuses. The first boss was particularly funny because he does this attack where he roars, then the entire screen changes color and these red demon flowers appear everywhere on the ground, then he does this big tornado attack. Phil dies to that multiple times, and every time it's because he is trying to rush in and attack during that incredibly obvious "Here comes the big fuck you attack" tell. But it's the games fault of course and that attack kills you instantly, nothing he could do.

Also in what universe is Morrowind a rage inducing game? Aside from Cliff Racer memes and "I'm swinging my sword at this rat and it's missing, the sword is going right through his body and it's missing, WTF guys ack ack ack fuck this game so outdated," I can't see what could possibly induce even the most fake kind of rage. I can't think of a game less suited for DSP. He'll whine about the graphics, the interface, and the run speed nonstop and his chat is full of weebs who never played Morrowind so he probably won't even be able to get them to handhold him for fifty cents at a time effectively.

You know there's going to be that one guy in his chat that has played the game for 3000 hours and finally sees his time to shine.

He was supposed to play it with Cryotic or whatever and pussed out like he did that one time when he was going to on a podcast but feigned sickness. Like how a kid pretends to be too sick for school.

Cryotic said he got an email from Phil about cancelling plans to play it together. Cry' said it sounded like a business email; Very formal and almost robotic.

I have to imagine he pussied out for some reason that's quintessentially Phil. It might just have been that he couldn't handle the idea of not being the focus of the stream.

Imagine being Cry, though. You're going out your way to give a handout to that annoying, toxic friend who's always broke, and always has some kind of drama going on. You're doing him a HUGE favor, and then he blows you off, probably thinking that he was doing you a favor the whole time. Not to mention the time gave Phil a 1k viewer host on Twitch, and Phil just ended the stream and went to bed. Sorry, guys, it's clock out time!

So has pigroach ever played or expressed interest in Monster Hunter World? There's that expansion coming out for console next month and it would be a hoot to see him get bodied in post story content monsters specifically the enhanced ones and the Final Fantasy tie-in behemoth.

He has no reason to play MHW, you nudnik. You get a pet cat in that game, and he already has a robust, full-time pet cat in real life. Only sad losers would play a game like that.
 
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Wait, really? Why the fuck would Cryaotic want to associate with DSP?

I think Cry is or at least was buddies with Tolo, so Tolo might have suggested it and Cry agreed with since it'd probably be a good laugh.

I have to imagine he pussied out for some reason that's quintessentially Phil. It might just have been that he couldn't handle the idea of not being the focus of the stream.

His main excuse was that he thought that the game sucked, due to his hilariously wrong first impressions from playing the beta. Aside from that, Cryaotic streams at a different time than Phil does and I guess Phil's autism couldn't accept that.
 
I caught that one too. DSP doesn't understand the concept of friends not turning on each other. In unrelated news, DSP has no friends left except Kat, and even that is questionable.
Yeah. He thinks these thoughts and projects it on to others. So full of himself and so self-centered that he thinks everyone is in line with how he sees the world.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard him commend anyone of being a great person, ever. He is just a projection machine. Which is hilarious when he gets on a soapbox and go on some tangent about others being this and that because you can pinpoint each and everything he says right back at him.
 
He was supposed to play it with Cryotic or whatever and pussed out like he did that one time when he was going to on a podcast but feigned sickness. Like how a kid pretends to be too sick for school.

Cryotic said he got an email from Phil about cancelling plans to play it together. Cry' said it sounded like a business email; Very formal and almost robotic.
To expand on what Skippy said, he was supposed to play it with TolomeoR and Cryaotic, a Youtuber with 2.7 million subs and someone who usually gets 10 times the Twitch viewers Phil does. Phil ditched them for Dragonball FighterZ cause he thought that would be a more profitable game...and then proceeded to ragequit the game twice. After that, people bugged him to pick up MHW and he still refused, taking Tolomeo's words out of context to claim that the game is disappointing. Tolomeo understandably got pissed and broke off from Phil cause of this, and in true Phil fashion acted confused as to why Tolo was so mad.

As for him playing it now, I don't think it would cause the ragefest you guys are anticipating. He would just find three idiots to carry him through all the content while he pretends to contribute, which would just bring us back to him whining about being bored when he played the original demo cause Phil can't be bothered to learn how to play a game like MHW.
Wait, really? Why the fuck would Cryaotic want to associate with DSP?
Cryaotic seems like a guy who would be open to collab with any person. It made for a very great clip though.
 
His patreon is so dead that even during prestream he mentioned how his patreon has great perks. Told people to just check it out so he didn't have to go into great detail on what they were. :story:
His Patreon page reads, and I quote:
"Pledging allows me to continue doing what I love, and what YOU love to watch daily, as a full-time job. Your pledges on Patreon directly aid in the daily cost of doing business such as electricity, internet fees, new game and equipment purchases, and more!"

But I still need those games donated privately so that I can avoid declaring it to the IRS DOOD
 
Re: the "rageathon", Phil has already said it'll be done like the last one, so he's going to be playing multiple games for a max of 1-2 hours each. So all the "rage" will be fake, or he'll just sigh and moan because he's "boooooored".

I can't imagine having ADD like DSP. I can't even start a game in 2 hours and he gets bored of them that quickly.
 
His Patreon page reads, and I quote:
"Pledging allows me to continue doing what I love, and what YOU love to watch daily, as a full-time job. Your pledges on Patreon directly aid in the daily cost of doing business such as electricity, internet fees, new game and equipment purchases, and more!"

But I still need those games donated privately so that I can avoid declaring it to the IRS DOOD
Can't even think of a single thing that patreon has helped aside from go to his net profit total. I doubt he even put aside the money he makes from patreon going towards video games or equipment. If you count a new ps4 and crap like that maybe that works. But he has that same fucking camera, laptop, mic etc.

I can't imagine having ADD like DSP. I can't even start a game in 2 hours and he gets bored of them that quickly.
All those games he plays as one offs he could actually continue to do as playthroughs. I remember a lot of the Halloween games he never really continued. But nope he wants to keep playing his CHILL bullshit, CoD, sports games, and whatever new shit comes out. Oh and replaying old shit that got content ID like how he's going to replay GTA4 again with no music. Who the hell would tune in to watch that on youtube of Phil "interacting" while you get to hear a car engine and no music.
 
His patreon goals tell you all you need to know about him. The 20$ and 50$ perks boil down to paying for the privilege of listening to him talk about himself for 20 minutes. Not to have a conversation or get something interesting. No. You pay 50 dollars so that you can ask him questions and he can talk about himself, and only about himself, it's a one way street.

That's how deluded Phil is. He truly believes his life and/or opinions are so interesting that it's worth paying for. It's incredible how highly he thinks of himself while being a total piece of scamming shit.
 
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