DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

it's scary how much dave insisted to make that mod confess on the live stream what he did, he most likely needed something to inflate his ego even more

CONFESS YOUR SINS TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER DARKSIDEPHIL, THE MOST GREATEST STREAMER EVAR Is that how it went down?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I dunno man. Morrowind doesn't seem rage worthy. Granted I only played the OG xbox version years ago and all I did was steal shit and somehow got some weird bone armor. Since the game gives you free reign to do whatever, he would have to set himself up to get any rage.

And it's going to be a 2 hour gap. I doubt much would get done for him to be in any position to allow rage.

The whole premise of a rage-a-thon is kinda dumb. Phil rage comes from going into a game positive and then having the game shit on him out of nowhere. He knows to go in with a certain mindset of doing the whole Duck Tales Remaster routine of faking it.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I dunno man. Morrowind doesn't seem rage worthy. Granted I only played the OG xbox version years ago and all I did was steal shit and somehow got some weird bone armor. Since the game gives you free reign to do whatever, he would have to set himself up to get any rage.

And it's going to be a 2 hour gap. I doubt much would get done for him to be in any position to allow rage.

The whole premise of a rage-a-thon is kinda dumb. Phil rage comes from going into a game positive and then having the game shit on him out of nowhere. He knows to go in with a certain mindset of doing the whole Duck Tales Remaster routine of faking it.

Yeah, that's right. He probably alreayd has in mind that Morrowind is "outdated and hard as fuck" so his expectatives for everything are low. He might rage here and there but he will mostly complain that everything is "outdated" and go on and on about how everything is old and ugly. Most definetly he will not rage much and ultimately quit. He would probably rage more playing Huniepop tbh.

Also, a quick question: did Dave play Nioh 2 demo or not?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think the worst part of a Morrowind playthrough will be Phil's lack of imagination and roleplay. Start up the game and spend a half hour trying to make his character look as close to him as possible. Complain that "Authentic Italian" isn't a race. Name his character Dick McNutsack or something equally gay.

Remember how much he hyped up the Dark Souls magic run?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Remember how much he hyped up the Dark Souls magic run?

Only thing I remember from that was it was his 4th(?) time replaying the game and had no idea on where to go and what to do; Wanted to be handheld again. Ended up just using moonlight sword or some magic weapon in the end.

I'm going to guess he's going to dick around a lot in character creation, do some fake laughs at the awful customization the game offers. This will take him probably 10-15 minutes most likely.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

his 4th(?) time replaying the game

How many fucking times will he play fucking Dark Souls? At this point i will say Phil has battered wife syndrome, but instead of an abusive man it's a videogame who wrecks him.

 

[Comma]

Ok I have to point this out, here is Phil using those exact words.

Phil just can't keep his bullshit straight.

Ack ack ack! You, sir, are an idiot! You really believe those stupid out of kahntext videos those dumb detractors are making? They edit and cut whole things out to make it seem like I said a certain thing while I CLEARLY meant something else. But you're just an immature, impatient kid with ADD who can't sit his ass down to watch me explain things for hours on end! Well, your loss, because I got NOTHING BUT positive feedback from doing the fundraiser and showing Jasper to my fans, which they loved TO BITS. The only ones complaining are the negative nudniks who are super jealous just because I own a cat now.*SNORT*

-edit- To somewhat salvage this shitpost, here's some stuff that was said in DSP's chat just now:

 

[VibRibbon]

The question is how many times will he die like a moron during those 2 hours. I bet a couple will be thanks to the scrolls of Icarian flight until he realizes he cannot cast spells while jumping. Next ones will probably trying to fight NPCs or critters on his way to Caldera until he dies enough times so he begs the chat for help and tell him about the Slit Strider.

Also, how many of you wanna bet he will complain about movement speed and chat will bait him or tell him to get the boots of blinding speed or get wasted in Skooma?

Bugged scroll of icarian flight mechanics, the game never explained there was fall damage. Y-y-you saw that right? He just took off and then I died, there was nothing I could do. There was no way I could have PASSIBLY known that the wizard who fell out of the sky died of fall damage. Bethesda are fucking STOOPID.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Also, a quick question: did Dave play Nioh 2 demo or not?

Yeah. He died a bunch on the bosses and gave the usual DSP excuses. The first boss was particularly funny because he does this attack where he roars, then the entire screen changes color and these red demon flowers appear everywhere on the ground, then he does this big tornado attack. Phil dies to that multiple times, and every time it's because he is trying to rush in and attack during that incredibly obvious "Here comes the big fuck you attack" tell. But it's the games fault of course and that attack kills you instantly, nothing he could do.

Also in what universe is Morrowind a rage inducing game? Aside from Cliff Racer memes and "I'm swinging my sword at this rat and it's missing, the sword is going right through his body and it's missing, WTF guys ack ack ack fuck this game so outdated," I can't see what could possibly induce even the most fake kind of rage. I can't think of a game less suited for DSP. He'll whine about the graphics, the interface, and the run speed nonstop and his chat is full of weebs who never played Morrowind so he probably won't even be able to get them to handhold him for fifty cents at a time effectively.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Yeah. He died a bunch on the bosses and gave the usual DSP excuses. The first boss was particularly funny because he does this attack where he roars, then the entire screen changes color and these red demon flowers appear everywhere on the ground, then he does this big tornado attack. Phil dies to that multiple times, and every time it's because he is trying to rush in and attack during that incredibly obvious "Here comes the big fuck you attack" tell. But it's the games fault of course and that attack kills you instantly, nothing he could do.

Also in what universe is Morrowind a rage inducing game? Aside from Cliff Racer memes and "I'm swinging my sword at this rat and it's missing, the sword is going right through his body and it's missing, WTF guys ack ack ack fuck this game so outdated," I can't see what could possibly induce even the most fake kind of rage. I can't think of a game less suited for DSP. He'll whine about the graphics, the interface, and the run speed nonstop and his chat is full of weebs who never played Morrowind so he probably won't even be able to get them to handhold him for fifty cents at a time effectively.

Well, time for me to check it out. Btw, that roar is indicator that the boss goes into his second phase and it gets new attacks.

It's as you say with Morrowind. He will be whiny but he will not rage. It has to be something that he either expects to be piss easy or that he knows nothing about. Prime example are race games since he always thinks they will be awfully easy and he rages massively. Crash team Racing is the prime example of this.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

So has pigroach ever played or expressed interest in Monster Hunter World? There's that expansion coming out for console next month and it would be a hoot to see him get bodied in post story content monsters specifically the enhanced ones and the Final Fantasy tie-in behemoth.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So has pigroach ever played or expressed interest in Monster Hunter World? There's that expansion coming out for console next month and it would be a hoot to see him get bodied in post story content monsters specifically the enhanced ones and the Final Fantasy tie-in behemoth.

He was supposed to play it with Cryotic or whatever and pussed out like he did that one time when he was going to go on a podcast but feigned sickness. Like how a kid pretends to be too sick for school.

Cryotic said he got an email from Phil about cancelling plans to play it together. Cry' said it sounded like a business email; Very formal and almost robotic.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

If he wants genuine rage all he has to do is play dark souls 1. Level one build and only use whatever equipment he picks up. The salt would bring some many good memes

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Well that sucks then again the odds were slim seeing as it's a very team centric game especially in the later stages.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Well that sucks then again the odds were slim seeing as it's a very team centric game especially in the later stages.

Yup. That game would really make him rage, too.

 

[Wing Zero]

So has pigroach ever played or expressed interest in Monster Hunter World? There's that expansion coming out for console next month and it would be a hoot to see him get bodied in post story content monsters specifically the enhanced ones and the Final Fantasy tie-in behemoth.

To expand on what Skippy said, he was supposed to play it with TolomeoR and Cryaotic, a Youtuber with 2.7 million subs and someone who usually gets 10 times the Twitch viewers Phil does. Phil ditched them for Dragonball FighterZ cause he thought that would be a more profitable game...and then proceeded to ragequit the game twice. After that, people bugged him to pick up MHW and he still refused, taking Tolomeo's words out of context to claim that the game is disappointing. Tolomeo understandably got pissed and broke off from Phil cause of this, and in true Phil fashion acted confused as to why Tolo was so mad.

As for him playing it now, I don't think it would cause the ragefest you guys are anticipating. He would just find three idiots to carry him through all the content while he pretends to contribute, which would just bring us back to him whining about being bored when he played the original demo cause Phil can't be bothered to learn how to play a game like MHW.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

As for him playing it now, I don't think it would cause the ragefest you guys are anticipating. He would just find three idiots to carry him through all the content while he pretends to contribute, which would just bring us back to him whining about being bored when he played the original demo cause Phil can't be bothered to learn how to play a game like MHW.

Fuck I should have known. I was thinking he would have at the same time balls/no balls to play solo because he's afraid of others. But you're right, he would get 3 other fuckboys to carry him.

Also Phil now started using Save States for Mario64. I am expecting him to develop a habit with it.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

it's scary how much dave insisted to make that mod confess on the live stream what he did, he most likely needed something to inflate his ego even more

It was really gross watching that. At this point are any of his mods genuine fans or is it all trolls?

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Fuck I should have known. I was thinking he would have at the same time balls/no balls to play solo because he's afraid of others. But you're right, he would get 3 other fuckboys to carry him.

Also Phil now started using Save States for Mario64. I am expecting him to develop a habit with it.

Piss off he's not using save states on Mario 64...he's not on any of the hard stars yet..you have to be shitting me

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Piss off he's not using save states on Mario 64...he's not on any of the hard stars yet..you have to be shitting me

He used one on the water level because he wasn't sure where the blue coins would spawn at. Kept asking chat where they would appear so he could do the 100 coin star. He wasn't sure so he used the save state, activated the block, tried collecting them around him on a raised platform, then fell off. The reloaded the save.