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Rageaton? Why would he play morrowind on that? What games are in the poll?

As of right now its nominations only thread, theres no clear poll, but looks like phil has jump the gun himself and started choosing. Funny enough when i went to take another screenshot of the thread, another account just added Marrowind. But ive seriously seen other games with 5 plus votes already. This shit is a scam 101
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Morrowind would only be extreme rage for the audience as Phil will likely have to ask where to go every five seconds and never run into any difficult areas. Can you imagine Phil getting anywhere in a game where there are no markers and you have to read the directions the in game characters tell you to know where to go?
 
Morrowind would only be extreme rage for the audience as Phil will likely have to ask where to go every five seconds and never run into any difficult areas. Can you imagine Phil getting anywhere in a game where there are no markers and you have to read the directions the in game characters tell you to know where to go?
Not only that, but i already know that he would need to be told step by step how to do the first mandatory quest, one that even seasoned ES players fuck up because the objective of the quest (dwemer puzzle cube) is hidden in plain sight and most players ignore it because they think it's a piece of garbage. As well he will probably complain about Cosades telling him to fuck off and grind some levels if you're fresh from the boat, Ordinators attacking because he's wearing their armor, not knowing that melee accuracy is linked to stamina, that you can fuck up quests big time, fast travel being greatly limited, getting his stats lowered by bandit mages or the cursed items in daedric shrines that spawn dremora lords right behind you.
 
Morrowind would only be extreme rage for the audience as Phil will likely have to ask where to go every five seconds and never run into any difficult areas. Can you imagine Phil getting anywhere in a game where there are no markers and you have to read the directions the in game characters tell you to know where to go?

Playing this game before, if this game is the one phil chooses to rig the polls with, and by him already posting on stream chat to vote for it even thou the voting hasn't even started, get ready for some next level hand holding cause this game dont give two fucks about holding yours. No doubt in my mind this will be the worst playthrough of all time.
 
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Playing this game before, if this game is the one phil chooses to rig the polls with, and by him already posting on stream chat to vote for it even thou the voting hasn't even started, get ready for some next level hand holding cause this game dont give two fucks about holding yours. No doubt in my mind this will be the worst playthrough of all time.
Nah, i bet that he will quit it because Morrowind is a game where you need to read your journal regularly to know how to keep up with quests and if you took a quest a million years ago you will have to go through a crapload of journal pages in order to find where you left it.

Not even the handholding will get it through the game because it requires a good amount of dedication and patience. Remember: no markers, no fast travel, if you are overloaded you can't walk, even weak ass enemies will beat the everlasting crap out of you and people are quite vage when it comes to giving you quests. He either has the wiki with him or no amount of handholding will get him through.
 
Let's be real people. Phil's not doing a full playthrough of Marrowind. At the most, he will put a few hours into it. He won't know what to do so he will just go around the starting village and steal everything (gotta get that money) and laugh like a moron. Then he will say chat is getting bored and he'll play something else.
 
Let's be real people. Phil's not doing a full playthrough of Marrowind. At the most, he will put a few hours into it. He won't know what to do so he will just go around the starting village and steal everything (gotta get that money) and laugh like a moron. Then he will say chat is getting bored and he'll play something else.
A game where the only way Phil has a hope of progressing is if people sub tip or cheer him? It could be the most profitable playthrough of 2019 if Phil uses chat as a guide and only acknowledges the hints when people tip him.
 
Phil just so happened to both propose to Kat and get a cat when Emerald dropped all that sub money on him back in December. Phil at the time claimed all the money went to taxes and bills, getting mad at anybody who questioned this. Now, he couldn't just come out and flat out say he was marrying Kat and got a pet cat, because that would get in the way of his "I'm broke! I could lose my house at any time!" narrative.

I've seen how people like DSP use mental gymnastics. In his mind, the Emerald Seven money and his own bank account are two separate pools of money. If he takes that emerald seven money, and puts that "straight towards the bills/taxes", and that just SO HAPPENS to free up the money already in his bank account to move Kat in, then he did spend all E7's money on taxes and the people calling him out for using it for Kat are liars because he used DIFFERENT money to move Kat in.

I remember a separate but similar scammer called Eric Hites (Fat Guy Across America) who went on Dr. Phil to confront all the haters, and when Dr. Phil called him out on spending too much time with his "ailing mother" in Florida when he had raised funds for his bike trip, Eric literally said "well, it wasn't with that money". Keep in mind, Eric had been unemployed for years because according to him he was too fat to be hired for a job, yet somehow he was spending a completely different pool of money than the go-fund me donations to spend time in Florida.

That's how a guy like DSP gets away with these mental gymnastics: the tips probably do go "straight 2 da bills", and that just so happens to free up different money for him to spend so therefore he's not lying. He doesn't choose to understand that the complaints are that they are all one pool of money that he has.

As predicted:

Phil alerts us to how, at 37 years old and on a fixed daily schedule, he almost shit his pants.
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It will never not amaze me that his so rigid in his schedule that he won't just go to the bathroom and then come back. It's like he's working for Amazon or something where bathroom breaks are banned.

Edit: I didn't see the stream last night, so I'm watching Mrhuth's video now. JC, DSP is taking so much glee in catching his mod unbanning someone. "I finally caught the guy during underhanded things behind my back."

 
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I've seen how people like DSP use mental gymnastics. In his mind, the Emerald Seven money and his own bank account are two separate pools of money. If he takes that emerald seven money, and puts that "straight towards the bills/taxes", and that just SO HAPPENS to free up the money already in his bank account to move Kat in, then he did spend all E7's money on taxes and the people calling him out for using it for Kat are liars because he used DIFFERENT money to move Kat in.

I remember a separate but similar scammer called Eric Hites (Fat Guy Across America) who went on Dr. Phil to confront all the haters, and when Dr. Phil called him out on spending too much time with his "ailing mother" in Florida when he had raised funds for his bike trip, Eric literally said "well, it wasn't with that money". Keep in mind, Eric had been unemployed for years because according to him he was too fat to be hired for a job, yet somehow he was spending a completely different pool of money than the go-fund me donations to spend time in Florida.

That's how a guy like DSP gets away with these mental gymnastics: the tips probably do go "straight 2 da bills", and that just so happens to free up different money for him to spend so therefore he's not lying. He doesn't choose to understand that the complaints are that they are all one pool of money that he has.
You're 100% right. The other issue is that Phil explains things 10 slightly different ways to cover himself. It's possibly unintentional because he can't keep his lies straight (or maybe he's a secret genius? nah) but it leads to all of these contradictions that he then gets salty about. We can't even agree on when he got a cat, because he "hid the cat for a while from da detractors", got the cat "recently", "a few months ago", "last year", "had the cat for a while". He can't be honest and even say WHEN he got a damn cat (which he could have got for $50 or even free at a pet adoption day, then paid some money for vet visits, etc.---it's not a freaking wedding). So forget about understanding the money trail, something he actually puts a lot of effort into lying about.
 
We can't even agree on when he got a cat, because he "hid the cat for a while from da detractors", got the cat "recently", "a few months ago", "last year", "had the cat for a while". He can't be honest and even say WHEN he got a damn cat (which he could have got for $50 or even free at a pet adoption day, then paid some money for vet visits, etc.---it's not a freaking wedding). So forget about understanding the money trail, something he actually puts a lot of effort into lying about.
I'd put my money on the fact that Kat picked up Jasper fairly recently.
The way he talks about cat mannerisms, pledges superficial knowledge about cats in general and projects it onto Jasper, and the way he blows everything that Jasper is doing way out of proportion is just silly imo. Maybe he's putting on an act (and does indeed drink alcohol during his "dinner break), but regardless of that, his behavior is just super weird when his cat is around.
Not to mention that he wants to make bank off of his cat's name and mentioned on multiple occasions that he won't release Jasper-merch unless he provides some memes.

It's literally just Phil in a nutshell; "I hope someone other than me comes up with a cool design for shirts!", "I hope my cat and not myself provides a good meme to turn it into a possible revenue stream!", "I hope people decide what meme is worth putting on a shirt";

- at the end of the day, he'll complain that he's got next to no free time whatsoever to upload shirt-designs to his worthless teespring.
Can't change who you are I guess.
 
Ok I have to point this out, here is Phil using those exact words.
Phil just can't keep his bullshit straight.
This is why he hates detractor content. Not because they make fun of him or attack him directly(SLANDER DUDE). It's because they seem to be the only people who actually listen and document his words so he cannot deny it ever happened in the future.

Imagine not having this sort of information since Phil rambles on hours on hours that you literally tune yourself out. Fuck, I didn't even pay attention so if I was a fan I would take his word on that "I never said that!".
 
He will play it for 2 hours at most and probably get the same amount of stuff done that a normal player can do in 30 minutes. 30 minutes into the game it doesn't really matter what type of build you set out with.
The question is how many times will he die like a moron during those 2 hours. I bet a couple will be thanks to the scrolls of Icarian flight until he realizes he cannot cast spells while jumping. Next ones will probably trying to fight NPCs or critters on his way to Caldera until he dies enough times so he begs the chat for help and tell him about the Slit Strider.

Also, how many of you wanna bet he will complain about movement speed and chat will bait him or tell him to get the boots of blinding speed or get wasted in Skooma?
 
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