Not only that, but i already know that he would need to be told step by step how to do the first mandatory quest, one that even seasoned ES players fuck up because the objective of the quest (dwemer puzzle cube) is hidden in plain sight and most players ignore it because they think it's a piece of garbage. As well he will probably complain about Cosades telling him to fuck off and grind some levels if you're fresh from the boat, Ordinators attacking because he's wearing their armor, not knowing that melee accuracy is linked to stamina, that you can fuck up quests big time, fast travel being greatly limited, getting his stats lowered by bandit mages or the cursed items in daedric shrines that spawn dremora lords right behind you.
Nah, i bet that he will quit it because Morrowind is a game where you need to read your journal regularly to know how to keep up with quests and if you took a quest a million years ago you will have to go through a crapload of journal pages in order to find where you left it.
A game where the only way Phil has a hope of progressing is if people sub tip or cheer him? It could be the most profitable playthrough of 2019 if Phil uses chat as a guide and only acknowledges the hints when people tip him.
You're 100% right. The other issue is that Phil explains things 10 slightly different ways to cover himself. It's possibly unintentional because he can't keep his lies straight (or maybe he's a secret genius? nah) but it leads to all of these contradictions that he then gets salty about. We can't even agree on when he got a cat, because he "hid the cat for a while from da detractors", got the cat "recently", "a few months ago", "last year", "had the cat for a while". He can't be honest and even say WHEN he got a damn cat (which he could have got for $50 or even free at a pet adoption day, then paid some money for vet visits, etc.---it's not a freaking wedding). So forget about understanding the money trail, something he actually puts a lot of effort into lying about.
I'd put my money on the fact that Kat picked up Jasper fairly recently.
To be fair he will make his build crap, so he probably won't be able to hit anything.
He will play it for 2 hours at most and probably get the same amount of stuff done that a normal player can do in 30 minutes. 30 minutes into the game it doesn't really matter what type of build you set out with.
Ok I have to point this out, here is Phil using those exact words.
This is why he hates detractor content. Not because they make fun of him or attack him directly(SLANDER DUDE). It's because they seem to be the only people who actually listen and document his words so he cannot deny it ever happened in the future.
The question is how many times will he die like a moron during those 2 hours. I bet a couple will be thanks to the scrolls of Icarian flight until he realizes he cannot cast spells while jumping. Next ones will probably trying to fight NPCs or critters on his way to Caldera until he dies enough times so he begs the chat for help and tell him about the Slit Strider.
