Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
Okay let me piece this together...Epstein was taken off watch 12 days ago...why? Why would anyone running that prison think that it was a good idea to take him off that watch? And then theres the tidbit about that security camera malfunctioning...again, what the fuck? Why wasnt that malfunction discovered sooner? I cannot believe this many people in charge of operating a fucking FEDERAL PRISON, are so god damn incompetent.

Jesus Fucking Christ. I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm

None of those things were confirmed.

First, we were told he tried to kill himself. We don't know if it's true, but guards do. If he didn't, then no need for suicide watch, unless it was onl a couple of days to pretend that was the case.

Second, we don't know if the cameras were indeed malfunctioning. But, even if they allegedly did, how is that Epstein tried to kill himself exactly at that moment? How did he know? It's because there was never malfunctioning cameras and there was no suicide.
 
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Have any credible sources provided information regarding the cameras malfunctioning? All I've seen is speculation.

Just looked that up and you're right, it was just speculation at this moment.

I cant comment on this anymore. I'll just watch from the sidelines and step out of the Spergdome
 
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Why would Trump revive, kick-start, or otherwise engage in an investigation that would implicate himself?
Why would the Clintons?

It’s amazing you guys can understand 2+2=4 but will go the grave denying 3+1=4 as well.

Everything you have to say about the Clintons can be said about Trump. Either be critical of both or make like Etika. Trump has really got right wingers so up his ass they are denying things they would have called a conspiracy 5 years ago.
 
Basically what happened was the Clinton's were in their private jet getting swole in their private gym. It just so happened that while they were flying over the prison, a dumbbell rolled out of the gym, hit a window, flew out at a high speed at a high altitude and as it plummeted towards earth it just happened to have been falling over said prison specifically over Epsteins cell at the time they raided his home and found Lolita express logs/tapes and it bonked him on the head so hard his body flew and a exposed wire tied around his neck and he accidently hung himself.
 
Everyone running it is Jewish. Now fuck off. I'm sick of you people.
Wrong. Now shut up.

Based on the cameras and CD's they found. Are we doing this now? This is too dishonest and you're clearly totally unfamiliar with the case.
And the cameras and CDs are necessarily proof of blackmail how?

Why would the Clintons?

It’s amazing you guys can understand 2+2=4 but will go the grave denying 3+1=4 as well.

Everything you have to say about the Clintons can be said about Trump. Either be critical of both or make like Etika. Trump has really got right wingers so up his ass they are denying things they would have called a conspiracy 5 years ago.
The Clintons haven't revived, kick-started, or otherwise engaged in any investigation into Epstein, or one that would implicate themselves. Trump has engaged with investigations into Epstein.

Try harder.
 
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Wrong. Now shut up.
Not wrong.
And the cameras and CDs are necessarily proof of blackmail how?
Because the CD's had been labeled "PERSON and GIRL 15" or just individual names of people Jeff hung out with - CNBC . This was clearly a blackmailing operation, everyone treats it as such and you're just a dishonest piece of shit.
 
Oh and this is most likely a hit job done by either the Clintons, or other rich and powerful "business partners" or clients of Jeffery Epstein using the Clintons as scapegoats.
Yea, with so many "elites" with their fates in the hands of Epstein, it could have been any number of people just hoping the public would pin the blame on the most well known (Clinton) and when the evidence for that doesn't pan out, the whole thing just gets memory holed and they get off scot free.
 
Not wrong.
Still wrong.

Because the CD's had been labeled "PERSON and GIRL 15" or just individual names of people Jeff hung out with - CNBC . This was clearly a blackmailing operation, everyone treats it as such and you're just a dishonest piece of shit.
Ah yes, because when I think "GIRL 15", I think "blackmail" and not "child porn". There is still no evidence that Epstein blackmailed the Clintons or the House of Windsor or any other "big players" specifically".

And let's not pretend that it's likely he wouldn't have been "disappeared" long ago if he actually tried to blackmail a Clinton.
 
After Epstein's suicide, Trump boosts conspiracy theories flourishing online
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/social...-conspiracy-theories-flourish-online-n1041106 (http://archive.fo/EIAwI)
Many of the theories ventured into the realm of outlandish conjecture, amplified by conservative commentators and President Donald Trump himself.



Questions raised after Epstein dies after being taken off suicide watch



Aug. 10, 2019, 12:23 PM EDT / Updated Aug. 10, 2019, 6:29 PM EDT
By Jason Abbruzzese and Brandy Zadrozny

The world of social media — already awash in conspiracy thinking in the Trump era — erupted with new theories Saturday after the news broke that Jeffrey Epstein had died by suicide under mysterious circumstances in his jail cell.

One of the prime movers was President Donald Trump, who retweeted a post by the conservative comedian Terrence K. Williams suggesting that Epstein was dead because he "had information on Bill Clinton."

"I see #TrumpBodyCount trending but we know who did this!" wrote Williams, who is a headliner on the Deplorables Comedy Tour, which promises to "unleash the conservative mindset, transcending politics and unabashedly mocking liberals."

"RT if you're not Surprised," Williams wrote.

And the president did, giving a boost to one of many theories that ventured into the realm of outlandish conjecture, amplified by other conservative commentators and at least two other Republican officials.

Many people who have spent the last few years blaming the nation's problems on either the Clinton or the Trump administrations found new reasons to pin Epstein's death on their favorite targets — despite a complete lack of evidence at this point explaining how Epstein was able to kill himself.

The conspiracies spanned a wide range of topics from Epstein's connections to Trump and the Clinton family to fringe theories including QAnon. Others simply questioned the circumstances around Epstein's death.

Travis View, an independent conspiracy theory researcher, said Saturday's news sparked a significant wave of activity from various conspiracy threads — and offered evidence of just how widely embraced conspiracy theories have become.

"There's an outpouring of conspiracy theories as a consequence of his suicide," View said. "The fringe conspiracies of two decades ago are touching the mainstream now, where even lawyers and people who are otherwise close to the Republican Party feel very comfortable asserting these types of theories."

By midmorning on the East Coast, a hashtag related to a conspiracy about the Clinton family had begun to trend on Twitter. Similar topics are well known by disinformation researchers to get promotion from foreign influence campaigns that seek to promote misinformation and to elevate divisive topics. A spokesperson for Twitter told NBC News that the trends were due to organic conversation and that the company was monitoring the situation.

Epstein’s arrest for federal sex trafficking had already provided a boost to conspiracy theories that had at times waned after other theories related to former special counsel Robert Mueller had failed to materialize.

Epstein’s death was quickly seized on by an editor for conservative news website The Blaze, conservative radio hosts, a Florida Republican party official and a Trump appointee, all of whom sought to connect the suicide to the Clinton family. Lynne Patton, a regional administrator for the Department of Housing and Urban Development appointed by President Donald Trump, referred to the Clinton-based conspiracy theory on her Instagram account.

Epstein is known to have had a relationship with politicians including former President Bill Clinton, who flew on Epstein’s planes numerous times,according to flight records. Trump has also been found to have flown on one of Epstein’s planes at least once, and video has emerged of Epstein and Trump partying together at Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago.

Conspiracy theories related to the Clintons have flourished on the far right for years and received some promotion from mainstream conservatives.

On Saturday, even some non-political public figures, mainstream journalists and media figures voiced doubt as to whether Epstein had killed himself, or suggested he was allowed to do so. MSNBC host Joe Scarborough called the news “bulls---” and invoked the possibility of Russian involvement. Vanity Fair special correspondent Gabe Sherman tweeted that an investigation would need to determine if Epstein’s death was a suicide or “a hit.”

Rep. Al Green, D-Texas, tweeted that Epstein's suicide was an "impossibility."

That trend was lamented by other journalists.

"Is it just me? Or are a lot of very respectable journalists publicly jumping to conclusions based on no actual information," tweeted Vivian Schiller, former chief executive of National Public Radio. Schiller was also previously chief digital officer for NBC News.

Some conservatives who have been staunch critics of the Clintons pushed back against the conspiracy narrative. Conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter mocked the conspiracy attempt.

The FBI's Phoenix field office recently warned about the risk of violence perpetrated by people motivated in part by conspiracy theories.

These fuckers are so blatant. They quote a tweet that mentions #TrumpBodyCount, yet when it comes to the Clintons, they pull this shit:
By midmorning on the East Coast, a hashtag related to a conspiracy about the Clinton family had begun to trend on Twitter.
 
First, I've seeing a few people saying "the most obvious explanation is that he indeed killed himself because Occam". Realistically speaking, him being murdered is equally likely.

It's certainly possible. He had good cause to want to kill himself. Imagine being a billionaire and being able to do anything you want whenever you want, and so far in your life you managed to even get out of blatant molestation with a total slap on the wrist.

But now you get busted again just as the political backlash from doing that makes it absolutely impossible to get away with it again. This time you're going away for good with nothing in your probably short life to look forward to but rape and getting murdered, if you're lucky, because actually living for the rest of your natural life would be even worse. Just to keep you alive you're looking at spending the rest of your life in some metal coffin.

And even if you put him in some pedo wing full of lifers, even there someone will kill him just for the fuck of it. So he'd be basically in solitary for good.

Of course, the fact that he'd plausibly commit suicide makes it even more likely someone would murder him because even though absolutely everyone thinks he was murdered, nobody knows who exactly not because there are no suspects, but because there are so goddamn many, and because him actually killing himself would be the most rational decision he could make. He had no future whatsoever.

Unless he could actually sing like a canary enough to get him another deal. And he could only do that by ratting out people who, again, would actually have the power to fucking murder him to make sure that didn't happen.

I still think someone murdering him is probably about as likely as him killing himself.

After Epstein's suicide, Trump boosts conspiracy theories flourishing online

He's obviously doing that to distract from the fact he murdered him himself.
 
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