Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
I do find it incredible at how this guy's death has revealed that almost everyone online can not only call a "suicide" months away, but when it happens, no one takes the official story as true. Literally everyone seems to understand he got killed for knowing too much, the only thing people disagree on is who kicked the chair from under him. How the hell is the media ever going to recover if they can't get a single person to believe something as easy as "pedophile killed himself to avoid consequences?"
 
Look into Epstein and his CIA connections. He was running an op to gather dirt on world elites. He was likely some kid fucker that spooks caught wind of decades ago and got turned into an asset. Now that he was burnt, they closed the account.

The SDNY will investigate the MCC and probably find a supervisor was ordered to let Epstein out of suicide watch by the DOJ. Cameras will be found to have malfunctioned with no known cause.

Promoting that Clinton or Trump did it is low-hanging fruit that is bait for the masses- disinfo.

I mean, Epstein had so many enemies once he was caught its impossible to tell who wanted him dead.

Also it wasn't the Russians. The Russians favorite method of assassination is poisoning. Like, they really love it. If it were the Russians, Epstein would have had cardiac arrest in his cell. You can aerosol cyanide and spritz it at him.

So we can eliminate the Russian oligarchs. But uh, as to everyone else....well, the first time was a half-assed attempt. So maybe some random billionaire or Hollywood Star. This on was more...uhm...well....look, any way you slice it this was a sloppy job. So my call is the CIA. If you want to fuck up an assassination or overthrowing a government, you call the CIA. Or Mossad. Mossad just does not give a fuck. MI5 maybe. But they seem like they'd be more classy about it.

But this assassination was so blatantly obvious that any fucking re.tard could see what was happening so my call is CIA. Probably because they're doing OPs on American soil which is a naughty no-no and they didn't want Epstein testifying. Plus if he spilled all that juicy blackmail info there would be none leftover for the CIA.

Hey NSA (who MUST be having a fucking field day monitoring all this SIGINT lol), tell the CIA to get its shit together. It hasn't been able to pull off a competent assassination....well, fucking ever. It couldn't even kill Castro with the what, 50 times it tried? And people think the CIA killed JFK. Jesus christ an injection behind the ear or between the toes motherfuckers. How hard is this? A cardiac arrest would be like, 'Ok, guy was under a lot of stress, he was old, he just croaked'. There'd be reasonable doubt. But no, you had to fucking suicide him. WHICH THE ENTIRE FUCKING EARTH SAID WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. Did you think they'd just buy it if it happened? Are you guys that stupid? My god. If the CIA can't drone strike it, it doesn't know what to do. Jesus fucking christ. Get your shit together.

Now you've united all of America. And made us hate the press even more. Good God, this is such a fuck up it has to be the CIA. Even mob hits are more subtle. Christ. Mossad and MI5 must be fucking screaming at you right now. They left it up to you and you fucked it up. "We're Americans. We can handle this." I'm just shocked you didn't just drone strike the prison and call it a training accident. That would have been less fucking suspicious because it would have been too fucking retarde.d to believe.

He got such a cushy deal that flipping on people wouldn't have made sense, nor would killing himself. It's long been suspected he got this super cushy deal because of his political connections and dirt he had on others.

This time, though, it was going to be politically impossible to give him a cushy deal and he was looking at life, and life in hell. He probably would have done anything to get out of it and if he had as much as people think, and it was on very bad people, killing him just makes sense.

So does him killing himself, but that just makes helping him along all that much more plausible.

It's like the media are yelling "GO BACK TO SLEEP SHEEPLE!" but nobody is having a bit of it.

Oh, he was a dead man the second he was arrested. Everyone in the United States knew it. Why he wasn't in a padded cell in a locked straight jacket being fed through a straw by food that has been tasted and run through a mass spec is beyond me. They should have been keeping this guy locked up so tight no one could get to him. He's the biggest fucking criminal witness in decades, to a pedophile blackmail ring and you just treat him like any other shmcuk. The way he was treated, its obvious someone was paid off. Every single person from the Head of Prisons to the fucking Janitor should be analyzed with a fine tooth comb.

But we all know what is going to happen: Nothing. Too many people wanted him dead. Him being dead makes very powerful and rich people happy. Investigations are going to be quashed. Investigators are going to die in accidents or 'mysteriously' commit suicide by shooting themselves five times in the back of the head. So much money is going to get tossed around, anyone in a position to do anything about this just hit the fucking lottery. Most people can rationalize a pedo fuck dying and them getting a payout. Its not that hard to mitigate that cognitive dissonance. You knew nothing was going to happen, so take the money and look the other way.

Yeah, I know Social Media and Americans in general are really fucking stupid, but even with the absolute drain of critical thinking skills anyone with an IQ over 60 doesn't believe this horse-shit for a second.

I do find it incredible at how this guy's death has revealed that almost everyone online can not only call a "suicide" months away, but when it happens, no one takes the official story as true. Literally everyone seems to understand he got killed for knowing too much, the only thing people disagree on is who kicked the chair from under him. How the hell is the media ever going to recover if they can't get a single person to believe something as easy as "pedophile killed himself to avoid consequences?"

They're not. Its simple: The media in the United States is more hated than fucking Congress. One poll had people ranking 13% liking journalists. Congress was at like 22%.
 
The way he was treated, its obvious someone was paid off. Every single person from the Head of Prisons to the fucking Janitor should be analyzed with a fine tooth comb.

Funny you should say that.

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That British pimp lady scares the shit out of me.
She's giving me the Rosa Klebb vibe
Hey NSA (who MUST be having a fucking field day monitoring all this SIGINT lol), tell the CIA to get its shit together. It hasn't been able to pull off a competent assassination....well, fucking ever.
Maybe Ghislane pulled off a Rosa Klebb after all.
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I just had a thought. Ya know how the sauds are all one family? Not the subjects but the royal family and clan. They all related.

What if Epstein he was trying to make his own clan dominate the upper ranks of society? Have an entire class blood related?

Are you implying the upper ranks of american society aren't almost all blood related to him?
 
Alright, let's take it from the top:
Early Career
Epstein began his career as a math and physics teacher in Dalton School, a prestigious New York high school. There are already red flags here, considering that Jeffrey Epstein was a college drop-out. He was hired by headmaster Donald Barr, the father of AG William Barr. You can read more about what his students said about him here:
Yahoo Finance | HuffPost

That's not even the best part of Ol' Jeff's tenure in Dalton though. There he met Ace Greenberg's (former chairman of Bear Stearns) children - Ted and Lynne. This is when Jeff got his big break in the world of finance: according to Lynne, Ace was impressed when he met Epstein in a PTA meeting: Miami Herald.
“This parent was so wowed by the conversation he told my father, ‘You’ve got to hire this guy,’ ” recalled Lynne Koeppel, daughter of the late Alan “Ace” Greenberg, an executive at Bear Stearns investment bank. “Give Jeff credit. He was brilliant.”
There were more sexual abuse cases that came out of Dalton HS, but I'm being a bit of a lazy nigger right now and I'll let you dig into it yourselves, here's one article from the NY Post .


It's described as a "Daddy buy me a pony, daddy hire Epstein at your investment bank" sort of deal, but I would advise you guys to take this story with a grain of salt.

Bear Stearns
He leaves Dalton in '76 to join Bear where he rises up to the rank of limited partner. Let that sink in for a second - he was a college drop-out in '73, he starts teaching math and physics at a prestigious private school in New York, and by '81 he's a limited partner in Bear Stearns - a big dick global investment bank.

According to people who worked with him, he was a big-brained nibba when it came to trading and evading taxes:
Management at Bear believed Epstein's sharp mind would make him possibly a great trader and high-end broker dealing with rich clients. He started out at the firm as an assistant to a floor trader, and soon began working with wealthy clients on bigger projects that sought an edge in esoteric markets, according to people with direct knowledge of the matter.

But Epstein's accumulated knowledge of the U.S. tax codes — and how rich people can avoid taxes through various investments — made him one of Bear's prized assets in its small, but specialized brokerage department, a former senior Bear Stearns executive said.

"He never went to college, but he knew everything about taxes," the senior executive said. "In fact, he could figure out just about anything if he studied it. The guy was a genius."
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I find it difficult to believe that said executives are trustworthy witnesses. The Bloombergs of the world aren't exactly sure where he got his money from. More from Bloomberg on Epstein's finances: link (this article is actually more interesting and in-depth).
The lack of an SEC registration strongly suggests that Epstein never managed money for billionaires (or anyone else) as he long claimed. But after making phone calls for the last few days, I’m pretty sure he did do something useful for the superwealthy. He was a tax and estates adviser — the kind who has a knack for finding loopholes to help clients minimize their taxes. And he was said to charge a small fortune for his services.

My take is that they're lying about how great Jeff was at doing finance because they have a vested interest in making him seem like he could've made all his money from wealth management. Until this day we can't say with any certainty how much money did this guy have and where exactly he got it from. I don't think that the Bear guys were necessarily involved with his pedo ring, but they had other dealings with Epstein decades later where it would be beneficial to make it seem as if he was well-versed in the financial world.

He was also implicated in an insider-trading scandal in Bear Stearns. I STRONGLY recommend going through Vicky Ward(bae)'s 2003 article in Vanity Fair for more details. As a side note - this is the very same article that the Chief Editor of Vanity Fair ordered to exclude the part about Jeff's kiddie diddling .

In 1981 the S.E.C.’s Jonathan Harris and Robert Blackburn took Epstein’s testimony and that of other Bear Stearns employees in part of what became a protracted case about insider trading around a tender offer placed on March 11, 1981, by the Seagram Company Ltd. for St. Joe Minerals Corp. Ultimately several Italian and Swiss investors were found guilty, including Italian financier Giuseppe Tome, who had used his relationship with Seagram owner Edgar Bronfman Sr. to obtain information about the tender offer.
Basically, Jeff gave a loan out that was used for insider-trading and nothing happened to him.

His relationship with the company doesn't end when he left "at Bear's invitation" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean - let's just say there are conflicting accounts surrounding his leaving the company), but we'll come back to that circa 2008.

The Hoffenberg era: You've got a friend in me
After Jeff went all "You can't fire me - I quit" (or something like that) on Bear Stearns, he went into business on his own and started working very closely with Steve Hoffenberg - he was a financial adviser of Hoffenberg's company Towers Financial at one point.

Epstein met Steven Hoffenberg in the 80's in London and they quickly became close pals. There's a whole lot of dodgy shit those two got up to but they key point is that Hoffenberg went to jail for running a ponzi scheme that Jeff was apart of. Yet again, Jeffrey does some very illegal shit and gets away scot-free. This is a pattern throughout this guy's life. It's not just the sweetheart deal he got from Acosta, he's been evading justice for a long time.

Yesterday there was an article published in the Washington Post where Steve here claims that Jeff was the mastermind of the whole thing.
Hoffenberg, who headed up the investment scheme and spent 18 years in prison because of it, said in an interview with The Washington Post this week that Epstein was “the architect of the scam.” Federal prosecutors agreed. Yet Epstein was never charged. His name, initially included in prosecutors’ descriptions of the scheme, quickly vanished from the record.
And I know what you guys are thinking - Hoffenberg is shifting the entire blame on the dead Epstein so he can wash his hands from the whole thing and not pay back any of the people he scammed. I pretty much agree with that sentiment, but there's no denying that Jeff played a key role and was left unscathed for unknown reasons while his partner in crime served 18 years in federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

Frail and in ill-health, Hoffenberg says his last goal in life is to reimburse investors who lost money in the Towers scam. He intends to do that with Epstein’s money. “Every dollar Epstein has raised since leaving me has been tainted because everything came from the money he stole in Towers,” Hoffenberg said.

The takeaway is as follows:
Kohler, still a prosecutor in the U.S. attorney’s office in Chicago, declined to comment on why Epstein was removed from the case.
This was the biggest Ponzi Scheme in US history up until that point, by the way. We're not talking about peanuts here.


To be continued.

I'm getting pretty bored over here and there's literally six million things this guy's been involved with over the years and I haven't even gotten to the sex trafficking or the pre-collapse Bear Stearns stuff yet. Point being - we don't know at which point this guy became the asset of X intelligent agency, what we do know is that he's been getting away with it longer than Sam Hyde.
 
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So chaps, we thinking he either
a) was killed by a paid guard who will swiftly find themselves recieving the Seth Rich treatment?
b) was killed by a paid inmate who by complete accident wound up in his cell?
c) was blackmailed into killing himself by his associates on pain of absolute hell in prison?

Personally I pick C since it leaves the least loose ends
C, but for possibly this reason. Posted on twitter, (I found this, not the original I saw. see att. ) that said his attempt at suicide was actually injuries sustained from a sanctioned attack by a group of inmates, a "nonce" squad that held him in a headlock while he was fisted. Apparently he was not quite himself after this, and his future was grim.
 

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Alright, let's take it from the top:
Early Career
Epstein began his career as a math and physics teacher in Dalton School, a prestigious New York high school. There are already red flags here, considering that Jeffrey Epstein was a college drop-out. He was hired by headmaster Donald Barr, the father of AG William Barr. You can read more about what his students said about him here:
Yahoo Finance | HuffPost

That's not even the best part of Ol' Jeff's tenure in Dalton though. There he met Ace Greenberg's (former chairman of Bear Stearns) children - Ted and Lynne. This is when Jeff got his big break in the world of finance: according to Lynne, Ace was impressed when he met Epstein in a PTA meeting: Miami Herald.

There were more sexual abuse cases that came out of Dalton HS, but I'm being a bit of a lazy nigger right now and I'll let you dig into it yourselves, here's one article from the NY Post .


It's described as a "Daddy buy me a pony, daddy hire Epstein at your investment bank" sort of deal, but I would advise you guys to take this story with a grain of salt.

Bear Stearns
He leaves Dalton in '76 to join Bear where he rises up to the rank of limited partner. Let that sink in for a second - he was a college drop-out in '73, he starts teaching math and physics at a prestigious private school in New York, and by '81 he's a limited partner in Bear Stearns - a big dick global investment bank.

According to people who worked with him, he was a big-brained nibba when it came to trading and evading taxes:





Fox Business

I find it difficult to believe that said executives are trustworthy witnesses. The Bloombergs of the world aren't exactly sure where he got his money from. More from Bloomberg on Epstein's finances: link (this article is actually more interesting and in-depth).


My take is that they're lying about how great Jeff was at doing finance because they have a vested interest in making him seem like he could've made all his money from wealth management. Until this day we can't say with any certainty how much money did this guy have and where exactly he got it from. I don't think that the Bear guys were necessarily involved with his pedo ring, but they had other dealings with Epstein decades later where it would be beneficial to make it seem as if he was well-versed in the financial world.

He was also implicated in an insider-trading scandal in Bear Stearns. I STRONGLY recommend going through Vicky Ward(bae)'s 2003 article in Vanity Fair for more details. As a side note - this is the very same article that the Chief Editor of Vanity Fair ordered to exclude the part about Jeff's kiddie diddling .


Basically, Jeff gave a loan out that was used for insider-trading and nothing happened to him.

His relationship with the company doesn't end when he left "at Bear's invitation" (whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean - let's just say there are conflicting accounts surrounding his leaving the company), but we'll come back to that circa 2008.

The Hoffenberg era: You've got a friend in me
After Jeff went all "You can't fire me - I quit" (or something like that) on Bear Stearns, he went into business of his own and started working very closely with Steve Hoffenberg - he was a financial adviser of Hoffenberg's company Towers Financial at one point.

Epstein met Steven Hoffenberg in the 80's in London and they quickly became close pals. There's a whole lot of dodgy shit those two got up to but they key point is that Hoffenberg went to jail for running a ponzi scheme that Jeff was apart of. Yet again, Jeffrey does some very illegal shit and gets away scot-free. This is a pattern throughout this guy's life. It's not just the sweetheart deal he got from Acosta, he's been evading justice for a long time.

Yesterday there was an article published in the Washington Post where Steve here claims that Jeff was the mastermind of the whole thing.

And I know what you guys are thinking - Hoffenberg is shifting the entire blame on the dead Epstein so he can wash his hands from the whole thing and not pay back any of the people he scammed. I pretty much agree with that sentiment, but there's no denying that Jeff played a key role and was left unscathed for unknown reasons while his partner in crime served 18 years in federal "pound me in the ass" prison.



The takeaway is as follows:

This was the biggest Ponzi Scheme in US history up until that point, by the way. We're not talking about peanuts here.


To be continued.

I'm getting pretty bored over here and there's literally six million things this guy's been involved with over the years and I haven't even gotten to the sex trafficking or the pre-collapse Bear Stearns stuff yet. Point being - we don't know at which point this guy became the asset of X intelligent agency, what we do know is that he's been getting away with it longer than Sam Hyde.
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He was obviously murdered, but I wouldn't doubt the idea crossing his mind when he was reminded of the inevitable prison BBC that was gonna spread his cheeks.
 
This is the least surprising thing that has happened this week.
Kojima needs to step up his plottwist game.
Actually, considering the path we're going where the people aren't believing the news anymore, robots are becoming too advanced, the USA president is stockpiling for the military, a big story involving children, and in 2020 we're gonna have someone making America great again, I think we're getting to Metal Gear Rising.
 
Actually, considering the path we're going where the people aren't believing the news anymore, robots are becoming too advanced, the USA president is stockpiling for the military, a big story involving children, and in 2020 we're gonna have someone making America great again, I think we're getting to Metal Gear Rising.
It was destined to happen. After all, these are the RULES OF NATURE
 
Actually, considering the path we're going where the people aren't believing the news anymore, robots are becoming too advanced, the USA president is stockpiling for the military, a big story involving children, and in 2020 we're gonna have someone making America great again, I think we're getting to Metal Gear Rising.
That sounds like a better place than where we are heading now, because at least that is impossibly cool.
Have my e-vote.
 
Someone asked really early on for the description of what a suicide watch entails. I can't speak for corrections, but it exists in the military as "shadow watch," and also extends to people locked in the brig. When you get put on shadow watch, two people are standing beside you at all times, during every activity, and even as you sleep. The shifts are usually 4 hours each for the guys on watch, but there is always an overlap in shift change as to not allow for any breaks in monitoring. They will straight up lean over your shoulder and watch you pull your dick out to piss. Nothing goes unchecked. They also used to carry the little military style L shaped flashlights that had blue lenses in them, so anytime you were in a dimly lit area or while they were sleeping, they shined a blue light on your face and a blue light on your body. As you lay down to sleep, there's a dick sitting 7 inches away from you with a blue flashlight in your face. They don't talk to you and they don't respond when you talk to them. Their mission is to keep you alive, which includes a severe ass whipping if it means preventing you from self-harm. Mind you, these people on watch are always low ranking people with minimal seniority, as it's a boring and tedious duty that no one really wants. The only time I heard of someone duping their shadow watch was a kid that belly flopped off the third floor of the barracks as he was being walked to the laundry room, but he ended up surviving and crippling himself. Pretty sure he ate a bad conduct discharge for that stunt.
 
Fucking coward. Fiddles with kiddies then when its time to face the muzak, pikes out.
I bet it was auto-erotic asphyxiation.
 
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