Disaster Jeffery Epstein has comitted suicide - Matt Groening got him

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Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is dead, law enforcement sources said Saturday.

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled out of the Manhattan Correctional Center around 7:30 a.m. The ambulance went to New York Downtown Hospital.
 
so on page 43 i called this fake, but found out twitter was displaying an incorrect time zone for me. this employee did post about it before it hit headlines. however, when you subtract the info from the larper there isn't much to go on.
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This just sounds like a guy who doesn't want to die.
 
That's honestly one of the parts of this entire case that I think is going to be legitimately terrifying, both for the prosecutors and for any of the people involved who could honestly have been completely innocent. Just imagine being some dipshit, party-cruising elite and winding up at one of his parties, and for all you know some random woman at the party just takes a sudden interest in you and comes onto you as hard as they can. You head back to the room, have a wild night of it, and wake up in the morning to find out that she's 15 and Epstein has a video recording of you sleeping with a minor.

Trying to sort out who paid for Epstein's "services" and who was otherwise just an innocent idiot who got roped in unknowingly is going to be a nightmare. It could be argued that you'd have to be an absolute moron to go to one of Epstein's parties and not expect something of the sort happening, but there's no telling when and where he might have done it. He held parties all the time and sometimes with dozens and dozens of people in attendance, so all of the girls being instructed to target someone specific could have just blended into the crowd full of all of these other people who were just having a good time, for all they knew.

I think that there's a very real possibility that not all of the people on those tapes knew what they were getting into. I really don't envy the prosecutor's jobs on this case.
Foolish autism, perhaps, but guys like to haze each other a lot. Fraternities, football teams, industrial sites, you name it, they'll dump chili sauce on your bits or make you snort rooster sauce and laugh as you run to wash it off. Maybe some of these guys first thought it was a prank. Worse yet, maybe this is how you get hazed into the elite club.
 
Before Jail Suicide, Jeffrey Epstein Was Left Alone and Not Closely Monitored
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/11/nyregion/epstein-death-manhattan-correctional-center.html (http://archive.fo/Y9tpf)
Jeffrey Epstein, the financier who hanged himself in a federal jail in Manhattan, was supposed to have been checked by guards every 30 minutes, but that procedure was not being followed the night before he was found, a law-enforcement official with knowledge of his detention said.

In addition, the jail had transferred his cellmate and allowed Mr. Epstein to be housed alone in a cell just two weeks after he had been taken off suicide watch, a decision that also violated the jail’s normal procedure, two officials said.

The disclosures about apparent failures in Mr. Epstein’s detention at the Metropolitan Correctional Center deepened questions about his suicide and are very likely to be the focus of inquiries by the Justice Department and the F.B.I.
Officials cautioned that their initial findings about his detention were preliminary and could change.

The federal Bureau of Prisons has already come under intense criticism for not keeping Mr. Epstein under a suicide watchafter he had been found in his cell on July 23 with injuries that suggested that he had tried to kill himself.

A person with knowledge of the investigation said that when the decision was made to remove Mr. Epstein from suicide watch, the jail informed the Justice Department that Mr. Epstein would have a cellmate and that a guard “would look into his cell” every 30 minutes.

But that was apparently not done, the person said.
Senior law-enforcement officials, members of Congress and Mr. Epstein’s accusers have all demanded answers about why Mr. Epstein was not being more closely monitored.

Mr. Epstein’s suicide has also unleashed a torrent of unfounded conspiracy theories online, with people suggesting, without evidence, that Mr. Epstein was killed to keep him from incriminating others.

Over the years, Mr. Epstein’s social circle had included dozens of well-known politicians, business executives, scientists, academics and other notables, including President Trump, former President Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew of Britain andLeslie H. Wexner, the retail billionaire behind Victoria’s Secret and Bath & Body Works.

Mr. Epstein, 66, was awaiting trial on federal charges he sexually abused dozens of teenage girls when he was found dead in his cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center at 6:30 a.m. on Saturday.

That was a day after thousands of documents were released in a civil case that provided disturbing details about how he had lured scores of adolescent girls into prostitution, paying them to give him erotic massages at his mansions in Manhattan and Palm Beach, Fla.

The former money manager was found semiconscious three weeks ago in a shared cell with bruises on his neck after a judge denied him bail. He was placed on a 24-hour suicide watch and received daily psychiatric evaluations, the official said.

But six days later, prison officials determined he was no longer a threat to his own life and put him in a cell in a special housing unit with another inmate, one prison official familiar with the incident said, speaking on the condition of anonymity for fear of losing employment.

It is standard practice at the Metropolitan Correctional Center to place people who have been on suicide watch with a cellmate, two people with knowledge of Mr. Epstein’s case said.

But Mr. Epstein’s cellmate was later moved out of the special housing unit, leaving him alone, the prison official said.

Bureau of Prison officials said it is standard procedure for guards in special housing units to check on inmates every half-hour.

It remained unclear why that procedure was not followed in Mr. Epstein’s case. Like many federal prisons and detention centers, the jail has been short staffed for some time, union leaders have said.

The two guards on duty in the special housing unit where Mr. Epstein was housed were both working overtime, the prison official with knowledge of the incident said. One of the corrections officers was working his fifth straight day of overtime, while the other officer had been forced to work overtime, the official said.

An investigation by The New York Times that published last year revealed that federal prisons across the country, including the Metropolitan Correctional Center, have been dealing with rising violence as staffing at the facilities has dwindled.

Questions about the safety of such prisons arose late last year when James (Whitey) Bulger, the notorious Boston gangster, was brutally murdered in a West Virginia prison shortly after being moved there.

Hmm...
A person with knowledge of the investigation said that when the decision was made to remove Mr. Epstein from suicide watch, the jail informed the Justice Department that Mr. Epstein would have a cellmate and that a guard “would look into his cell” every 30 minutes.

But that was apparently not done, the person said.

Oopsie doopsie...
 
The system is fucked and won't change, because the internet, advertising, and popular culture have reduced the average persons attention span to two weeks. it rains disinformation and bullshit, the world has gone fucking crazy and there is really no way to tell which way is up or down anymore except to fling shit and see which way it goes when it lands and by then you've forgotten why you were flinging shit but whoever it hit seems mad and is firing back.

That's not the real issue though.

The real issue (to which Epstein, his pedophile friends, his protectors, enablers, etc are the most overt example of how beyond the pale the elites have gone with their evil, that we know of as an irrefutable fact) is this:

Society is too far gone, too corrupt and perverted/evil and can not be saved. PERIOD. Only way to fix it, is to burn it all to ash and cinder and rebuild a better world on top of the ruins, like the old world never existed save as a cautionary tale told to kids like Valaria or Sodom or Carcosa.

BUT this is a solution that can NEVER be carried out, because of the following:

1. Burning down/destroying the status quo to replace it with something that isn't Satanically evil, even if it's just in America, would disrupt and hurt pretty much EVERYONE in society from the elites, the middle class, and the poor folk. But especially the middle class and poor, who are barely surviving (poor) or have carved out a comfortable life (middle class) and don't want to have that taken away from them for something worse: a new dark ages while the replacement society/new non-corrupt status quo is being implimented and having the kinks worked out. They want stability and a life that doesn't 100% suck, which means tacitly accepting the elite being evil shits who want them dead and destroyed and their kids raped and ruined.

2. Who gets to rebuild/decide what the replacement society looks like? Society is ripping apart at the seams globally and if we limit this debate to just America (though it applies just as well to the rest of the world), the right and the left both have incompatible views on what should replace the status quo and want one half of the nation dead/vanished/enslaved. And the other side not dictating how the world is rebuild, would rather we be trapped in an inescapable dark age rather than let their rival's world be built. Which means, why burn down society if it means the replacement is endless civil war and the rise of a fascist dictatorship who will kill you depending on your politics or skin color?

It leads to the current status quo continuing where everything is shit and the elites can and DO get away with murder and worse on a regular basis. Because allowing said evil to continue without any hope of stopping it, is considered a tradeoff people consciously or subconsciously consent to. Because the alternative is civil war, endless violence, and the destruction of a first world standard of living that ensures that the poor and middle class are comfortable and distracted so they don't dare rebel.
 
Oopsie doopsie...
https://www.tmz.com/2019/08/11/jeffrey-epstein-death-hanging-no-camera-special-housing-unit/
Sources familiar with the correctional facility in question tell TMZ, there are cameras in the Special Housing Unit -- the SHU -- but SOP is that cameras do not point into the cells. We're told cameras capture, among other things, the doors to each cell to determine if anyone walks in or out, but they don't point inside.
Sure, it's TMZ but their readers have a more subtle understanding of prison than most.

I'm not buying the "malfunctioning cameras" narrative for now. But why the fuck wouldn't you be watching him 24/7 given that he's a special case?

I don't know fam. This whole thing reeks and the disinfo going all over the place isn't helping. I imagine this is what the aftermath of the JFK assassination would've been like if the internet was around.
 
Did anyone notice that the Twitter hashtag of #ClintonBodyCount was quickly replaced with #TrumpBodyCount (if I'm late on this, please call me out on it)? Maybe this is me going full tinfoil hat, but this confirms two three things in my mind:
  1. The fact that Twitter went so far as to fuck with the trending hashtag to smear Trump and deter people from paying attention to the Clintons proves to me that they have that strong a hold when it comes to covering their tracks.

  2. The media will do anything and everything to smear Trump before the next campaign, and are pretty fucking desperate at this point; looks like they clearly don't want a repeat of the last election and are deathly afraid that Trump might win again.

  3. Leftists will do anything to make any issue about them. Nevermind the fact that a man with information about a group of powerful people who sexually exploited innocent children will never have their names unearthed and be justly punished, TRUMP BUILT A WALL AND MADE WINDMILLS! #TRUMPBODYCOUNT GAIZ!!​
It never ceases to amaze me how utterly deplorable the left is.
 
Don has high tolerance for dirtbags.
You can't really succeed in real estate without it.

Did anyone notice that the Twitter hashtag of #ClintonBodyCount was quickly replaced with #TrumpBodyCount (if I'm late on this, please call me out on it)? Maybe this is me going full tinfoil hat, but this confirms two three things in my mind:

Twitter has been hiding trending hashtags since before Trump was elected. Trumpbodycount got low hits. Clintonbodycount got million hits. But you hide one and only the other one is left. Also the media isn't that desperate, they do this shit because it works. Censorship does work. Banning 8chan does work. Destroying voat does work. Damaging Gab does work. This place will maybe too get shut down at one point, although I don't see it becoming a threat anytime soon, therefor no strong incentive to shut it down.

I've actually seen and heard quite a few leftists that aren't buying the official story (there are numerous in this thread, too).

Twitter, google and facebook have all three been perfecting their ways of velvet glove censorship since the last election, where it's hard to tell you're being censored, as well as experimented with some harder censorship and direct bannings, particularly but not exclusively, right wingers.
 
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Did anyone notice that the Twitter hashtag of #ClintonBodyCount was quickly replaced with #TrumpBodyCount (if I'm late on this, please call me out on it)? Maybe this is me going full tinfoil hat, but this confirms two three things in my mind:
Yes someone posted a screencap around page 45-48 (mobile, can't be arsed to find it) and I checked myself, and yes. That totally happened.
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It is a baseless conspiracy theory. We have next to no information about the circumstances of Epstein's death. Is anyone even trying to get answers from the psychiatrists that cleared Epstein to get off suicide watch?

Trump is such a fucking moron he didn't even get it right that Epstein had been taken off suicide watch. Now, that's an interesting question, but Trump? He's such a big brain he apparently didn't even know that. He just retweeted the first thing he saw.

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And the spin begins. Notice how they close the article blaming the lack of guards lending to rising violence in federal pens. Wew lad ...
And from what I understand he was in a special unit.

Man, fuck this. There is no way you can blame the death of the highest-profile criminal in the US right now on the incompetence of the federal government. This doesn't add up at all.
Trump is such a fucking moron he didn't even get it right that Epstein had been taken off suicide watch. Now, that's an interesting question, but Trump? He's such a big brain he apparently didn't even know that. He just retweeted the first thing he saw.
I think he was trying to pander to blacks and conservatards at the same time, he wasn't concerned with building a coherent narrative. He's a retard.

And /pol/ sucks just as much, you utter smoothbrain.
No, reddit is the worst platform in the history of the planet. The community is a complete trashfire, but I'm not even focusing on that. Imageboards are far superior.
Yes someone posted a screencap around page 45-48 (mobile, can't be arsed to find it) and I checked myself, and yes. That totally happened.
>Texas
The blackpill.
 
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