HERE IS A NICK BATE FAQ FOR N00BS WHO ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER AGAIN:
Q: Is this guy for real?
A: Yes, he has a nearly 10 year history of shitting up the internet, a psychological report, pictures of his fucked up teeth, and the object of his obsession,
@Ancani, confirming that he's been fucked up for a very long time and stalked her for years in these very forums.
Q: Has anyone contacted the authorities about him?
A: Yes, Anna reported him for stalking and weens have definitely called the authorities on him for molesting his sister. Unfortunately, Nick lives in Pennsylvania where it is very hard to prove abuse without concrete evidence. Those things are changing as a result of the Jerry Sandusky scandal. The worst that I've seen happen to him is that he got banned from the sped bus for a week because he was making creepy tweets about girls and was arrested and briefly institutionalized for attacking his mom for trying to cut down his internet a couple years ago. Another time he went to the loony bin for writing about his violent mass murder fantasies.
Q: Who is B-mum and Joyce?
A: The "B" is a prefix that refers to his "biological" family. He considers his "real family" to consist of some white knights named Jessa and Thom as his parents and Anna as his wife. Despite referring to Jessa as "mommy", he has solicited her for sex before on twitter. His real mother is a toothless religious nut who doesn't believe in mental illness and that Nick worships Satan or something even though Nick claims he's a prophet of God. The closest thing to a mother he has is his Aunt Joyce who provides him with an apartment, manages his finances, and keeps his internet cut down (he access twitter with his phone). His Dad smoked weed with Nick when he was very young and his mom left him for being a pothead. They have a distant, but amiable, relationship.
Q: Nick is a prophet?
A: Yeah, along with God telling Anna is Nick's wife, God commanded Nick to tell people that he has reversed his stance on the whole "sodomy" thing and that everyone should have buttsex.
Q: No seriously, nobody is this fucked up. This guy is a ruseman.
A: There is some pretty freaky porn out there on the internet, which means there's a market for it, which means there are a whole lot of freaks in this world. He has photos in drag, nudes, a long documented history of being a fucking creep. I think his whole tweeting about Hitler and butts all the time is being edgy and looking for attention, but he's definitely fucked in the head. Nick is like that one kid in school who ate bugs for attention because he was so desperate he didn't care if the attention was good or bad.
Q: Did he really molest his sister?
A: He later denied it and said he was joking but who the fuck would make up a story like that? A sick fuck, that's who. (Updated: his sister accused him of being a bad touch Larry, but as of Feb 2015, nothing came out of it)
Q: Should I troll Nick?
A: From what I can tell, he is very dense and responds to most trolling with either indifference or confusion. He can't grasp why other people would think being a pedo is a bad thing and doesn't seeing anything wrong with smearing poop on his walls. It's probably a bad idea to troll him because he won't chimp out or get any sort of reaction that you're probably looking for as he's an attention whore who doesn't have any discernible emotions or conscience. He also thinks that trolls are sent after him by Anna because she tells "lies" about him.
Q: Who are Nick's girlfriends he refers to?
A: Nick has mentioned a couple of previous girlfriends other than "the wife". Girlfriend 1 was from about 10 years ago and he's been vague about her other than mentioning that she was an IRL girlfriend and may have performed oral sex on him.
Girlfriend 2 is Maddi, an underaged girl that he cybered with a few years ago. She shared a lot of info about him on one of /cow/'s previous incarnations. I'm actually surprised she has yet to appear in this thread. (Update: this is because she wants nothing to do with him, so don't bother trying to contact her)
Q: Why does Nick write spell words like "out" "oot" like he's the blackface version of a Canadian?
A: Nick has this idealized vision of Canada that it is a wonderful paradise or something unlike the fascist US where he has no freedom.. Also his internet mommy Jessa is Canadian, ergo he is Canadian.
Q: Why does Nick say "Kentucky doesn't exist!" all the time?
A: Random access humor. He is not very good at the whole humor thing being a psychopath and all.
Q: Is Nick autistic?
A: No, he just wishes he was so he could be more like Anna so she would love him, as well as explaining his antisocial tendencies. His psychology exam says that he has a personality disorder and a poor grip on reality, but no autism.
Q: Is Nick a TRUE AND HONEST woman?
A: Nick claims to be a girl and wears woman's underwear, but misgenders other transgendered people and doesn't seem to grasp the nuances of gender identities. Much like Chris, he has not had gender reassignment surgery and probably never will since he is revolted by vaginas. Some speculate it's because he's trying to impress Anna since she is a lesbian, but he's been crossdressing long before Anna came out.
Q: Why is Nick revolted by vaginas?
A: He's not revolted to ALL vaginas. Only when women hit "puberty" and they "open up", which is why he identifies as a "pedosexual".
Q: Is Nick going to jail?
A: Who knows? Most likely. Child protective services has determined that he has abused his sister. This will at the very least keep him away from her through some sort of restraining order. Considering he allegedly sent a detective a video of him jacking off with his shit, he could be jailed for that. It will be a lengthy process and the cops need to gather enough evidence to nail him with a guilty verdict. Be patient.
Q: Wow Nick is horrible! I'm going to make a post explaining why I'm better than him even though I only brush my teeth twice a week!
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Q: Ok, but I'm going to make a post about how I thinks he should get butt raped in prison!
A: Yes, I think every single person is disgusted by Nick and thinks he's a terrible person. But, it's a real pain to read through five pages on it when you're looking for updates on his ongoing criminal investigation.
Q: Nick hasn't posted in two days! HAHA YES HE GOT BUSTED DIDN'T HE?!?!
A: Nick uses a ghetto prepaid phone to access the internet. He doesn't have wireless internet because his Aunt still has a couple brain cells to rub together. He's most likely out of minutes. Now, if it's been a couple months we can begin to hope for the best.