Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[thirsttrap12345]

Cassie (officialcassiemnolin) claims full body CRPS

Of course this special snowflake does! She just have a very rare version that isn’t irritated by 24/7 tape + bracing.

 

[iluvmylife]

Hospital bag video is up!

WHAT'S IN MY HOSPITAL BAG🧳 (8.11.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

Hasn’t had to use one in 2 years, still does a video anyway even though irrelevant.
Keeps bag because she doesn’t want dad going through her stuff. Bag doubles as a travel bag too.
Oops, this is the wrong bag....there’s a mixup...this bitch is so fucking stupid it hurts my soul.
Obtains “correct” bag.
Pulls out sugar scrub first, because that’s super necessary when you’re ill in hospital.
Refers to taking “whore bath” at hospital.
Sports bra that doesn’t fit since she’s gained weight. Bra is missing padding on one side. shorts are next. Loves sweatpants but sometimes she gets too hot. Forgets that she typically wears sweatpants in middle of summer every single day
Squeals over pig “eye patch” (sleeping mask).
Has a pair of boxers. Claims she doesn’t wear underwear so that’s why they are in there. Gross, Sarah-Jean. How many yeast infections do you get a year?
Usually keeps a sweatshirt but doesn’t have one in there now.
Dry oil mist, toothbrush, conditioner for hair (no shampoo), vegan toothpaste, floss, body butter, dry shampoo and it’s not vegan but vegan law says use what you have and don’t buy it anymore, razors, Hair clips, chapsticks, an eyebrow brush, mascara and eyelash adhesive (Bahahahaha for a hospital) and....foundation.
Needs to add sweatpants.

Yawn.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Hospital bag video is up!

WHAT'S IN MY HOSPITAL BAG🧳 (8.11.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

Hasn’t had to use one in 2 years, still does a video anyway even though irrelevant.
Keeps bag because she doesn’t want dad going through her stuff. Bag doubles as a travel bag too.
Oops, this is the wrong bag....there’s a mixup...this bitch is so fucking stupid it hurts my soul.
Obtains “correct” bag.
Pulls out sugar scrub first, because that’s super necessary when you’re ill in hospital.
Refers to taking “whore bath” at hospital.
Sports bra that doesn’t fit since she’s gained weight. Bra is missing padding on one side. shorts are next. Loves sweatpants but sometimes she gets too hot. Forgets that she typically wears sweatpants in middle of summer every single day
Squeals over pig “eye patch” (sleeping mask).
Has a pair of boxers. Claims she doesn’t wear underwear so that’s why they are in there. Gross, Sarah-Jean. How many yeast infections do you get a year?
Usually keeps a sweatshirt but doesn’t have one in there now.
Dry oil mist, toothbrush, conditioner for hair (no shampoo), vegan toothpaste, floss, body butter, dry shampoo and it’s not vegan but vegan law says use what you have and don’t buy it anymore, razors, Hair clips, chapsticks, an eyebrow brush, mascara and eyelash adhesive (Bahahahaha for a hospital) and....foundation.
Needs to add sweatpants.

Yawn.

I feel sorry that two of us wasted our lives on this.

 

[medicaidmunch]

Skagra/Anqi Dong also claims full-body CRPS that has left her completely bedbound and unable to even brush her teeth independently.

Cassie also, at one point, claimed she couldn’t brush her teeth.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Cassie also, at one point, claimed she couldn’t brush her teeth. View attachment 886676

Good lord. These little girls and their helpless acts. With Anqi I don’t think anyone in her real life interacts with her in any way outside of her trying to sue them for money so I think she’s mostly just lying and scamming. Cass I totally believe made her husband do everything for her - considering she makes him carry her hefty, err I mean, delicate ballerina frame down the stairs..

 

[large_farva]

Sara Jean is such a cunt that she finds a way to passively criticize fan art from a child.
"she told me to tell her if she messes up"
"I felt no need to tell her of the mess up"
-because the 11 year old autistic child put her tattoo in the wrong place

Spoiler: text

How amazing is this! Last week I received the application from a mother who has a child, 11-year-old girl with autism and a learning disability. This young girl received our package just a few days ago. She sent us a private message asking if she could draw a photo for us/me. I said most definitely I would love to hang it on the wall. Not knowing that this young girl was so talented and was going to draw an image of myself. She drew a beautiful colorful image that I adore so much. Waking up the next morning, today, to a second image where she added some of my tattoos. In the first image my hair is light and bouncy, nose ring and she added our yellow logo bracelet. And in the second image she decided to add some of my tattoos knowing that my tattoos stand for something. She told me to tell her if she messes up. And even with the tattoos being in the wrong place I felt no need to tell her of the mess up when in my eyes I see these photos as beautiful, artistic pieces. She did a wonderful job at capturing me. Thank you {name redacted} for drawing me.

 

[iluvmylife]

I feel sorry that two of us wasted our lives on this.

True story. My bad.

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Sara Jean is such a cunt that she finds a way to passively criticize fan art from a child.
"she told me to tell her if she messes up"
"I felt no need to tell her of the mess up"
-because the 11 year old autistic child put her tattoo in the wrong place

Spoiler: text

How amazing is this! Last week I received the application from a mother who has a child, 11-year-old girl with autism and a learning disability. This young girl received our package just a few days ago. She sent us a private message asking if she could draw a photo for us/me. I said most definitely I would love to hang it on the wall. Not knowing that this young girl was so talented and was going to draw an image of myself. She drew a beautiful colorful image that I adore so much. Waking up the next morning, today, to a second image where she added some of my tattoos. In the first image my hair is light and bouncy, nose ring and she added our yellow logo bracelet. And in the second image she decided to add some of my tattoos knowing that my tattoos stand for something. She told me to tell her if she messes up. And even with the tattoos being in the wrong place I felt no need to tell her of the mess up when in my eyes I see these photos as beautiful, artistic pieces. She did a wonderful job at capturing me. Thank you {name redacted} for drawing me.

I saw that and thought it was a real bitch move. She’s an asshole.

 

[medicaidmunch]

Cass I totally believe made her husband do everything for her - considering she makes him carry her hefty, err I mean, delicate ballerina frame down the stairs..

Cassie is my favorite because she has tricked everyone into taking care of her. I cannot believe she gets her husband to carry her around. Her pictures make me laugh because you know she thinks it’s soooo romantic but they’re really just cringey.

 

[large_farva]

the pastel shitstain is barely interesting, but this caught my eye when I checked up on her again...

So on the 28th she's SO DISABLED GUYZ. -
Summary: she was so embarassed because she went out for sushi in her wheelchair and the cayuuute waiter was probably turned off by the disabled girl in the wheelchair (not that she looks greasier than the floor of a burger king)

"Im not just in a wheelchair. Im low functioning & absolutely need a partner to split basic living costs with. I need assistance on a regular basis & i don't drive myself or push my own wheelchair." blah blah blah reeeeeeeeeee

Then two days later bam, she's got a whole room emptied and she's walking around just fine?

 

[Xenomorph]

Hospital bag video is up!

WHAT'S IN MY HOSPITAL BAG🧳 (8.11.19)

——My Personal IG: @theadolphuschronicles ——My Project IG: @zebrastrongcarepackages ——My Company IG: @The.Power.Of.10 ——My company FB: @powerof10foundation Ca...

youtu.be

Hasn’t had to use one in 2 years, still does a video anyway even though irrelevant.
Keeps bag because she doesn’t want dad going through her stuff. Bag doubles as a travel bag too.
Oops, this is the wrong bag....there’s a mixup...this bitch is so fucking stupid it hurts my soul.
Obtains “correct” bag.
Pulls out sugar scrub first, because that’s super necessary when you’re ill in hospital.
Refers to taking “whore bath” at hospital.
Sports bra that doesn’t fit since she’s gained weight. Bra is missing padding on one side. shorts are next. Loves sweatpants but sometimes she gets too hot. Forgets that she typically wears sweatpants in middle of summer every single day
Squeals over pig “eye patch” (sleeping mask).
Has a pair of boxers. Claims she doesn’t wear underwear so that’s why they are in there. Gross, Sarah-Jean. How many yeast infections do you get a year?
Usually keeps a sweatshirt but doesn’t have one in there now.
Dry oil mist, toothbrush, conditioner for hair (no shampoo), vegan toothpaste, floss, body butter, dry shampoo and it’s not vegan but vegan law says use what you have and don’t buy it anymore, razors, Hair clips, chapsticks, an eyebrow brush, mascara and eyelash adhesive (Bahahahaha for a hospital) and....foundation.
Needs to add sweatpants.

Yawn.

WHY does she have to slap that fucking suitcase a thousand times?

 

[AT 903]

I feel sorry that two of us wasted our lives on this.

I know this has been said before but I’m so grateful that people transcribe her videos. I also cannot bring myself to watch them.

One thing I don’t get is why she churns so many videos out of boring.

I mean admittedly people watch Mary Freys videos of lying in bed all day, going to Walmart and being sick. But still.

Edit: done a round of some of my munchies I follow on insta

Chronicarly has dfed. (Or has she just got a new insta I don’t know about)
court is back shilling stuff but otherwise boring
Autie is taking an e-break for “trauma”
Tubefedtraveler e-break
Lymeislame nothing medical related in a while.
Keira/advesnturesofaspooniezebra just sperging about her dog

Damn why is everyone so quiet. Makes sj look fun in comparison.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I know this has been said before but I’m so grateful that people transcribe her videos. I also cannot bring myself to watch them.

One thing I don’t get is why she churns so many videos out of boring.

I mean admittedly people watch Mary Freys videos of lying in bed all day, going to Walmart and being sick. But still.

Edit: done a round of some of my munchies I follow on insta

Chronicarly has dfed. (Or has she just got a new insta I don’t know about)
court is back shilling stuff but otherwise boring
Autie is taking an e-break for “trauma”
Tubefedtraveler e-break
Lymeislame nothing medical related in a while.
Keira/advesnturesofaspooniezebra just sperging about her dog

Damn why is everyone so quiet. Makes sj look fun in comparison.

Chronicarly is now sincerelycarly

Also Fat Kat changed her name to barfiedoll_ because she’s trying to remind people that despite her morbid obesity and apartment full of food she’s really got the worst GP ever known to man!!

 

[AT 903]

Chronicarly is now sincerelycarly

Also Fat Kat changed her name to barfiedoll_ because she’s trying to remind people that despite her morbid obesity and apartment full of food she’s really got the worst GP ever known to man!!

Haha oh great and she has picture of her Fat gut out.
I’ll save everyone seeing it since we already saw her ass.

 

[PootPoot2]

Damn why is everyone so quiet. Makes sj look fun in comparison.

I’ve got some new friends to introduce soon, maybe you’ll hit it off with one? Since there’s not a lotta exciting steak right now I brought some snacks to tide you over.

Spoiler: Some Time Wasters

None of these calves from my backup pasture are particularly milky but I keep track in case a full grown cow someday distinguishes itself from the herd.

@Soph_Strong44 is a die-hard Jaq-Jaq fan who routinely posts about random spoonie merch while declaring in all caps that she’s #NOTSPONSORED (yet).




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@MyLifeonVCD (IG) is an active weightlifter & cosplayer whose life was completely derailed by the worst ever allergies & vocal cord dysfunction, which as we all know is a psychogenic affliction often tied to personality disorders. Treated primarily by an acupuncturist. Gets Xolair injections & complains it takes 3 days in bed to recover from them.







Bonus: Supposedly chases actually disabled people on her socials & definitely in real life, since she documents whenever she meets a physically disabled person. Fingers crossed she’s a real devotee & only in strength training so she can carry her sweet smol around!


Imagine being this guy just living his life & having this bish on the right demand you listen to her talk about how her allergies equate to an “invisible illness” that makes the two of you practically BFFs & can I take a pic with you & post it on my gram to show how we’re both so crippled... she didn’t tag him or anything, did she even remember his name?

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Ella Hollis is a boring-ass blonde blob with the trendy munchie trifecta plus more “comorbs” who blogs about how great being uwu disabled with EDS/POTS/MCAS is because it means her poor man Oliver can’t leave her, everyone has to cater to her whims, & disability means getting treated like a real princess at Disney. Her identity is exclusively defined by her illness toys, which include an ileostomy (for EDS, of course), four fucking powerports, a wheelchair, & more. She’s been a bit more interesting this year after her third port netted her sepsis & a conflict with a specialist led to her getting blacklisted from some services for legit Munchausens.







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@chronicillnesswithtiffany (IG) may have potential, or might just be a slightly smarter Ren. She’s inexplicably popular so her status in The Community might force her to ramp up soon. Bio diagnosis list changes rapidly & often to reflect her newest diagnosis chase, even though the only firm one she has is BPD.



Saw a neuro for the 1st time in April & claims she was given seizure meds (no pill porn of this even though it’s relatively standard to prescribe a suspected seizure patient meds to trial before testing). Had EEG a month ago—“forgot” deprivation prep so didn’t sleep during it (no neuro has ever seen that trick before, Tiff!).




No triumphant diagnosis post or even commentary on results afterward; just that smug grin documentation & quiet background assertions that she’s totally escalated to having tonic-clonic seizures that she didn’t google. Oh, & humblebrag pill porn posts complaining of doctor discrimination.



Bonus: Recent symptom list includes “ears blocking over” & “sad sometimes.”

 

[Toohottotrot]

Ok on what planet does allergies =the for wheelchairs to go dancing and if your only(we she's not) using it for dance it is potentially dusty? Please tell me allergies aren't going to become the Lyme. Isn't normal person treatment a epi-pen and medic-Alert bracelet plus easy to find emergency contact details ? Maybe living the medical sticks means im behind the times

 

[PootPoot2]

Ok on what planet does allergies =the for wheelchairs to go dancing

She doesn’t use a wheelchair. She was commenting on how she saw that dude in a wheelchair as a VIP because others kept a respectful distance on the dance floor (probably to avoid their toes getting run over).

Isn't normal person treatment a epi-pen and medic-Alert bracelet plus easy to find emergency contact details ?

This girl gets the occasional handful of hives, so normal person allergy treatment would be more like... Claritin. But where’s the glamour in that?

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

court is back shilling stuff but otherwise boring

She's not just shilling stuff, but Sarah-Jean's Zebra Strong care packages! Video is here. She received the package back in May and all the shit's still unopened so she clearly loved Sarah-Jean's care package skills.

“sad sometimes.”

Oh man, she's dealing with "sad sometimes?" Damn, what a strong-ass chronic illness warrior.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Sara Jean is such a cunt that she finds a way to passively criticize fan art from a child.
"she told me to tell her if she messes up"
"I felt no need to tell her of the mess up"
-because the 11 year old autistic child put her tattoo in the wrong place

Spoiler: text

How amazing is this! Last week I received the application from a mother who has a child, 11-year-old girl with autism and a learning disability. This young girl received our package just a few days ago. She sent us a private message asking if she could draw a photo for us/me. I said most definitely I would love to hang it on the wall. Not knowing that this young girl was so talented and was going to draw an image of myself. She drew a beautiful colorful image that I adore so much. Waking up the next morning, today, to a second image where she added some of my tattoos. In the first image my hair is light and bouncy, nose ring and she added our yellow logo bracelet. And in the second image she decided to add some of my tattoos knowing that my tattoos stand for something. She told me to tell her if she messes up. And even with the tattoos being in the wrong place I felt no need to tell her of the mess up when in my eyes I see these photos as beautiful, artistic pieces. She did a wonderful job at capturing me. Thank you {name redacted} for drawing me.

That's do mean! It would have been less mean to do the girl to say they are in the wrong place or better yet say nothing at all and be grateful

 

[AT 903]

@MyLifeonVCD (IG) is an active weightlifter & cosplayer whose life was completely derailed by the worst ever allergies & vocal cord dysfunction, which as we all know is a psychogenic affliction often tied to personality disorders. Treated primarily by an acupuncturist. Gets Xolair injections & complains it takes 3 days in bed to recover from them.

Her conditions are so minor compared to some of the other girls we follow. So funny the big deal she’s making. Great find!

 

[PootPoot2]

She's not just shilling stuff, but Sarah-Jean's Zebra Strong care packages! Video is here.

Damn, I love a good crossover episode. Also, I don’t let her crowd my feeds so I forgot how incredibly obnoxious Court is with her wittle gurl voice & mannerisms.

Oh, one last brief for the morning.

Spoiler: Update on my personal cow Caity

Shortly after I posted my introduction here, Caitlyn put up a panel in one of her always infinitely-long stories:

My little influencer is so pleased she finally made it to a callout forum, can finally claim that “bullied for being chronically ill on the internet” cred in The Community! Hiya Caity! Please stop your boring bad cosplay stories & paint more stupid crap on your face for “awareness” posts!

So. No new face scribblings yet, but Caity’s been really busy collecting new sponsors & affiliate links. Not to mention going on long hikes & doing super cringy photoshoots:


God I love how she has no clue what to do with her awkward hands & that paralyzed, dead-fish expression in every shot.

Don’t worry megafans, Caity’s not gonna let us forget she’s more than just a pretty face (with unbearable chronic pain & a feeding tube, did you know she has unbearable chronic pain & a feeding tube? Because Caity has unbearable chronic pain & a feeding tube). She’s been writing powerful inspirational, erm, instagram captions. And poetry!



Caity’s posts average 500+ likes per... except for her poetry. Not a lot of Vogons on IG to appreciate it, I suppose.

ETA: just noticed I cropped the text caps bad but deal with it. I’m out of spoons for fixing & a repost, KF on mobile is such a pain I need a foot rub & dilaudid every time I post.