Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[Smart Treeposter]

Correct me if I am wrong, but other than the SSRIs, has there been any evidence that he is on recreational drugs beyond alcohol? It can be inferred from him trying to get them from Liu but Tyler is plenty stupid enough to have caused most of this damage in more or less his 'normal' mind.

He's admitted to using LSD as well as endorsing it to everyone as a tool for grand revelations about oneself

 

[Love Machine]

I give the bearded dragon 3 months.

 

[AlexGroans]

That new pet is just an attempt to buy time for his suicide clock.
I give it a month tops

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Leafy Was Here - Resolutions (ft. Tommy C.)

My thoughts and opinions surrounding the LeafyIsHere YouTube Geographic. (Watch Here) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKDavhYRAk Tommy C: https://www.youtub...

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At 22:04 EmpLemon, responding to Munkey Jones on "When will you make a Mumkey documentary" says:

"If you're talking about a Mumkey Jones YouTube Geographic, I'm afraid I can't do one on you yet because you haven't gone on the downward spiral. You see, YouTube empires are interesting; but YouTube empires that go on a downward spiral - that's YouTube Geographic worthy. I don't know Mumkey - all I see when I look at your channel is your numbers are going up, you're raking in the fans, you're just too successful right now and I'm afraid I can't produce a Leafy style documentary on you yet."

Is this a promise by EmpLemon to make a documentary on Mumkey as soon as he starts on a downward spiral? Should someone remind Emp of this promise?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

None yet but his behavior matches the druggies I've had the misfortune of interacting with. Then again I'm paranoid about that kind of thing so maybe I'm calling it way too early, but he has painkiller addiction written all over him. If the bombshell drops and it turns out to just be a wet fart you can chalk it up to my semi-unreasonable fear of drug addicts.

Great another animal for Tyler to adopt without doing any research on.
Cats are more resilient but reptiles can't regulate their own body heat. If he neglects this lizard it could die because it requires much more specific care.
I don't know much about reptile care personally as I've never had one but if someone else could fill in on the full spectrum of their needs.



Sounds like Tyler is about to get some comeuppance; and I agree it doesn't matter what one thinks of Liu if he's a piece of shit then he's a piece of shit and needs to be exposed as such.
If he would be awful towards a girl he supposedly loved (including Sheep who did nothing wrong to him and he still cheated) then everyone is on the chopping block of his Machiavellian whims.

His erratic behavior lately totally points to a drug addiction. Dude hadn't come down for months and he has that glazed druggie look on his face.

The erratic behaviour can point to drug use, or it can point to some major issue in his head. I have had more to do with the second group, but to avoid details, let's just say we drugtest some of them because of certain hints they are also the first, and I have never ever seen that end well. But just know it can be something just in his head and not (just) drugs.

If Mumkey has been using LSD while he has severe psychological issues, that is not good at all and can make his problems worse. If he were 16 or 30 I would have said the drugs, but early 20's is where some of the fun stuff can manifest itself. He needs to get that shit under control or he may find himself chained to a bed.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

I haven't been keeping up very well with this thread. Can someone give me a highlight reel since i last wrote a highlight reel?

January to Now:

- Mumkey meets a girl named Liu at a show he's doing. They fuck. She is a furry who is primarily known for her habit of fucking 15 yr olds.

- Mumkey dumps his girlfriend (Sheepover) for Liu. Sheep is older than mumkey and is the primary breadwinner of the 2.

-Mumkey moves back to his home town in Iowa (could be Ohio idr. The point is he moved back to his old home town.)

-Mumkey purchases a house and moves Liu in. Aquires a new kitten. Around this time, Mumkeys brother informs him he will be going no contact as long as Liu is involved.

-Mumkey proposes to Liu who accepts. He puts out some deranged IM SO HAPPY videos. Says new meds cure all.

-mumkey bails on every podcast he agreed to be on and is taking a break from the internet. Says the mumkey jones character is done with. Posts a long ramble on patron insulting fans while gloating over how happy he is.

-Meanwhile, Liu goes on every podcast she can and acts like a giggly moron. She's active in discord as well. She seems to be running the show now.

There's a ton more autistic drama, like Lius 15 yr old victim making a video and wanting to fight mumkey, several break ups and reconciliations, but those are the main hits.

First, I misread your post and was like "I remember someone doing a summary, let's see if I can find it." I am an idiot.

Since that point on Page 99, going off memory and skipping through thread:

Spoiler: Summary to Now

- Liu goes on Ralph Retort. The dolphin laughing and smell of burger bites gets to Tyler.

- Mumkey goes silent for a while, leading some to speculate he may have taken an afternoon noose-nap.

- Uploads "She's Gone", which is essential viewing. He has dumped Liu, apparently by leaving her to the airport and then calling her to let her know he has cancelled the relationship. Also, he monetised the video lol.

- Amongst speculation that Fleurian, a dude who apparently helped make Binding of Isaac (automatic respect), will join "Is it Kino?" - he uploads one without Mumkey.

- EmpLemon, RustyCage, other people respond to "She's Gone" in positive manner.

- Uploads "I Was Forced to Make a Feminist Film..." which is continuation of his series on films he made while in high school.

- Null receives pictures of Liu the Kitty that made me almost scrape my eyes out (end of Pg112, viewer discretion is advised). Speculation as to whether she was born a man and transitioned take centre stage.

- More of Liu's dox and drawings are found.

- A joke post he made about him being paid for modelling sends some people reeeeing, others realise it was a joke.

- Mumkey announces he will be the next Wings of Redemption/DarkSydePhil. Null thinks he will be the next Maddox and changes prediction, thinks Mumkey will not kill himself to spite people on the Internet (probably spite Null himself.)

- He finds Wakanda. This doxes him further. We find out he lives in a trailer park, in a trailer. So much for that 4 bed house he bought. Full house address and pictures of outside are on Pg125 where some genius thinks to look up where Tyler Millard is registered to.

- Mumkey further turns on fans, calling them all 14 year-old Incels because they haven't met Liu the Kitty yet who promises to make them 14 year-olds who have fucked and regretted it.

- Assburger starts to return. He is due to go on The Dick Show (did this ever happen?)

- Mumkey holds livestream where he gives out his number to have people call in. Realises too late he should have just used Discord. I haven't watched this but there is a summary on Pg128. Admits to hating vagina but loving dicks and tits, would like his fans to send him dicks and tits.

- He eats a spicy pepper sweet for a video. Nobody cares except he makes a shitty version of Long Island Ice Tea which annoys Mumkey to this day.

- AssBurger and his girlfriend Jackie make video talking about the time Assburger got drunk and tried to eat her leg. This is, of course, all Mumkey's fault. Mumkey responds on Twitter saying he wishes he hadn't saved her and next time she should die.

- Releases Mumkey Treehouse Podcast for Patreons only (you can download it on Pg129) wherein he talks about the Assburger/Jackie situation, admits to hurting Blaze because he did no research on how cats work, and laments on his situation in general.

- Liu starts to snake her way back into the picture, interviewing everybody and posting around Tyler (same shit she did when they were together).

- Mumkey releases "Debunking Assburger's Girlfriend's Lies..." with a good summary of it being on Pg132 by Chiri. Basically they relapsed into drunkeness together, he tried biting her leg, strangling her, she hid in the bathroom and called Mumkey who called the cops to save her life. Of course, this makes it all Mumkey's fault. It is one of the few times where Mumkey appears to be in right and it is refreshing.

- Rusty Cage tweets he will do an exposed video on Mumkey at 1000 retweets. Then 2000. Then 3000. You get the joke, not a lot of people did at the time.

- Liu takes to every form of social media ever invented in order to post pictures and videos of her and Tyler together, "Remember the good times" sort of shit. She does 2 Q and A streams, summary of Q&A 2 on Pg135 by boku-chan but didn't see one for Q&A 1.

- Sheepover pops out of her hiding place to say Mumkey got a few things wrong with the video, see Pg135 and Pg136.

- Filler arc where Turkey Tom clickbaits people just to say he was inspired by Mumkey and hopes he climbs out of the drama-hole, Rusty and Mumkey "fight" on Twitter, Mumkey needs both hands to pour a shot from a bottle of Jameson, and back in the day Mumkey did Mother's Basement's content better than the original ass-wipe.

- Releases "DarkSydePhil is my Favourite Twitch Streamer" confirming he now wants to be a professional lolcow.

- Releases "Mumkey's Anime Reviews is my Favourite Internet Show", again shitting on his fans? I haven't seen it but posts indicate this.

- Tweets out a Big Brother acceptance speech as his own, reveals he did it like 5 minutes later - he tricked ya son.

- Liu will die with Tyler's necklace on. she will never wipe off her pearl necklace.

- Account summary post by a handsome Phoenix Pg141. It is all tumbling down still but not as quickly in some respects. YouTube is okay. probably due to the amount of content he has been producing as of late, all of which is filled with ads. Patreon is dropping a lot though, down 71-82 Patrons and $340-$390.

- Childhood videos found. Pg142. He was always an edgelord.

- Liu is going to #metoo Mumkey, her "truth" is coming soon. Pg142.

- Patreon exclusive video of him buying expensive stuff for his cat. Video stolen and uploaded early. Boring content, some think he is trying to go family-friendly for YouTube, others think he is a sped who has to prove he can afford "the most expensive cat toy on Amazon" and knows how to make a Long Island Iced Tea.

- He buys a lizard.

Think that is everything, let me know if I am missing anything. So much shit has happened lately.

 

[Chichan]

>"my truth"

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If you think, after she's already been commenting on the situation and has been actively expressing her longing for him after their breakup, that she's going to even try to accuse him of (unwanted) sexual deviancy, I've got waterfront property in Kansas to sell you.

It happens though. I'll give you a scenario a guy just wants to blow his load in an ex gf who is dtf. She's already dating someone else, but she begs to get back with him. He declines, but still hang out with the hoe and her dad who he thinks is still pretty chill. She doesn't say boo to him about not wanting it. Next day one of her friends whispers in her ear she was raped even though it was consensual. It spreads to his friends and the bitch presses charges obviously there is evidence that he didn't rape her and everything. People find out she is just a giant whore and he is vindicated. TL'DR If people have an axe to grind or are jealous they will try to fuck you over no matter how pleasant the relationship was. I'll take that land now.

 

[semiurge]

He's admitted to using LSD as well as endorsing it to everyone as a tool for grand revelations about oneself

He's an absolute fiend for it. The enlightened thing is a lie, he's basically an LSD junkie. Which is sort of hilarious, since the only way to get addicted to LSD is to be so fucking miserable that you want to escape reality at all costs. It doesn't even have a dependence potential the way opioids or benzos do. Literally 4 days off and your tolerance resets.

Honestly I really do think he's getting damn close to the rope, LSD reinforces the idea that reality isn't that "real" and that life and death are constructs. I've known a fair few people who killed themselves after prolonged psychedelic use made suicide seem like a way to "ascend".

Long story short: Don't fucking trip if you're in a bad place mentally, don't take it alone, and don't use it all the time for funzies. Better off taking a tab or two every few months with some friends.

If it was really that revelatory he would be getting better by now.

It happens though. I'll give you a scenario a guy just wants to blow his load in an ex gf who is dtf. She's already dating someone else, but she begs to get back with him. He declines, but still hang out with the hoe and her dad who he thinks is still pretty chill. She doesn't say boo to him about not wanting it. Next day one of her friends whispers in her ear she was raped even though it was consensual. It spreads to his friends and the bitch presses charges obviously there is evidence that he didn't rape her and everything. People find out she is just a giant whore and he is vindicated. TL'DR If people have an axe to grind or are jealous they will try to fuck you over no matter how pleasant the relationship was. I'll take that land now.

Pretty sure it's not going to be that kind of thing. More just regular abuse.

 

[Chichan]

Pretty sure it's not going to be that kind of thing. More just regular abuse.

Sorry to powerlevel, but I had someone I am close to go through that so, its not unheard of especially if the bitch is mental.

 

[semiurge]

I have no doubt she is manipulative enough to try. Unsuccessfully? Almost without a doubt. But try? Yeah, I can see it.

Nah, won't be that. At least, pretty sure not. You all really give her too much credit in the manipulation department.

Sorry to powerlevel, but I had someone I am close to go through that so, its not unheard of especially if the bitch is mental.

I know it's possible in this kind of situation. I know the details of what this particular video is going to include, though, and as far as I'm aware you're all barking up the wrong tree.

 

[the_watcher]

Great another animal for Tyler to adopt without doing any research on.
Cats are more resilient but reptiles can't regulate their own body heat. If he neglects this lizard it could die because it requires much more specific care.
I don't know much about reptile care personally as I've never had one but if someone else could fill in on the full spectrum of their needs.

I'mma powerlevel now. I'm an ex reptile keeper, but nowadays I mostly breed and sell dendrobatids/frogs, ornamental shrimp, mantids aswell as some rare fish (hence my avatar).

He chose a bearded dragon, basically a good beginner reptile, but there's a big asterisk. The thing, as you pointed out is lighting.

You need ceramic lights for warmth, uv light for their metabolism/bones and some general light, for example an LED or a t5 bulb. I highly doubt he did the proper research to pick the proper light combination and planned his enclosure out properly. I say for proper wattage in total he should be in the 300-400watt+ range depending on tank size.

Besides, the dragon needs a proper sized enclosure, 5-6ft for an adult, 3-4ft as growout.

Proper substrate like clay, as bad substrate choice (loose sand) can lead to broken joints and impaction.

Furthermore, they need high quality food and a proper mixture of veggies/insects. If you fuck up the ratio it leads to complications, same as if you take the wrong fruits and veggies/insects or offer low quality insects, as you need to gut-load them by feeding the insects with a proper diet and dust them with vitamins to increase their nutritional value.

Thing about reptiles is, that they die very very slow due to their hardiness and slow metab, so often they suffer in silence, compared to mammalian pets. In order to spot problems you need to educate yourself and plan ahead. Both things Mumkey most likely didn't do.

My bet would be a shitty 200-300$ sand enclosure, small, like 2ft max, cheapass light without proper heat/uv and a completely trash tier diet.

His behavior of fixing emotional issues with more pets is some textbook bullshit to me. His dragon will live 1-2 years at max or he will try to sell it off because he lost interest.

 

[UQ 770]

The erratic behaviour can point to drug use, or it can point to some major issue in his head. I have had more to do with the second group, but to avoid details, let's just say we drugtest some of them because of certain hints they are also the first, and I have never ever seen that end well. But just know it can be something just in his head and not (just) drugs.

Its difficult to draw the line since in my experience pretty much every single addict and junkie had pre-existing psychological issues and the drugs were really just their way of attempting to regulate their mental health. They sometimes have a point, as obviously something like a painkiller is also going to dull the pain of mental anguish about as well as it dulls physical pain. We all know how that story ends though.

He's an absolute fiend for it. The enlightened thing is a lie, he's basically an LSD junkie. Which is sort of hilarious, since the only way to get addicted to LSD is to be so fucking miserable that you want to escape reality at all costs. It doesn't even have a dependence potential the way opioids or benzos do. Literally 4 days off and your tolerance resets.

If this is accurate then he's managed to land himself in the absolute lowest tier of pathetic drug addicts. I'm starting to think his edgy persona wasn't an exaggeration at all, instead its just how he communicates and for some reason people thought he was entertaining.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

You all really give her too much credit in the manipulation department.

She's groomed children. I think we're giving her the proper amount of credit in the manipulation department.

Honestly, I'm kind of miffed because you're talking big game about the deets you've apparently been privy to but refuse to spill, supposedly because you're angling for a specific magnitude of blow-up.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Why is Mumkey going to buy more pets?

Because Mumkey wont grow up and deal with his problems like an adult. So he keeps buying pets instead of facing the reality of his situation. I honestly just feel bad for Mumkey at this point.

 

[Pomniman]

Because Mumkey wont grow up and deal with his problems like an adult. So he keeps buying pets instead of facing the reality of his situation. I honestly just feel bad for Mumkey at this point.

He's basically a twitch THOT at this point so it makes sense for him to become some variant of a sadsack cat lady in his early midlife crisis.

 

[Stalovna]

Apparently, Liu is making a video about Mumkey.

Twitter

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Twitter

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[Nagato Yuki]

Honestly, I'm kind of miffed because you're talking big game about the deets you've apparently been privy to but refuse to spill, supposedly because you're angling for a specific magnitude of blow-up.

Or maybe, just maybe, they're letting Liu express the details as she sees fit. If they were angling for larger blowup they wouldn't bother correcting you on the rape allegations you think she's gonna make. They'd let you assume the worst, if they wanted a bigger reaction.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Or maybe, just maybe, they're letting Liu express the details as she sees fit. If they were angling for larger blowup they wouldn't bother correcting you on the rape allegations you think she's gonna make. They'd let you assume the worst, if they wanted a bigger reaction.

There's a reason why I said what I said.

Not going to leak anything more, honestly I want to see the impact of it all coming straight from Ashley. Corn's popping.

That's nothing compared to the nonsense info teasing, though. If he had no intention of dropping the receipts he says he has, then there was no purpose in mentioning that he had info in the first place.

If they were angling for larger blowup they wouldn't bother correcting you on the rape allegations you think she's gonna make. They'd let you assume the worst, if they wanted a bigger reaction.

That makes no sense. If we assumed the worst and the reveal is congruous with what we already assumed, we were already braced.

 

[boku-chan]

His behavior of fixing emotional issues with more pets is some textbook bullshit to me. His dragon will live 1-2 years at max or he will try to sell it off because he lost interest.

God this is all so heartbreaking. That's a lot for beginner care compared to a cat and Tyler couldn't even be fucked to properly prepare for Blaze.
No way is he going to take proper care of Scorch or spend the time and money to ensure he's healthy.
And let's hope he doesn't let Scorch loose in the house and Blaze starts trying to play with him.

If this is accurate then he's managed to land himself in the absolute lowest tier of pathetic drug addicts. I'm starting to think his edgy persona wasn't an exaggeration at all, instead its just how he communicates and for some reason people thought he was entertaining.

His edge is so sword sharp that his audience thought it was an act but no he really is this pathetic.
He said in one of his recent videos that he started wearing the monkey mask in his films in high school because he was so self conscious of his acne.
Dude lives under a microscope of his own insecurities and all that self loathing manifests in his edginess, Like other incels, he's angry at his own appearance--which he perceives to be worse than it is--and blames that for his lack of luck with women as "Tyler".
This gives him a scapegoat to not reflect on his personality and develop any self awareness.
But rich men and celebrities that are unattractive get laid all the time, so therefore the problem isn't his attractiveness or lack thereof it's that women are shallow, vapid creatures who only have interest in men if they are rich and/or physically attractive.
Classic incel logic, same as Elliot Rodger, further cemented by his own belief that "Mumkey can get laid but Tyler can't".

I also found it amusing how much he called Misa Amane from Death Note "waifu material" because of her loyalty to Light.
She's a very one-note character. Her only character trait is that she loves the protagonist unconditionally and does anything and everything he says.
That's it. Nothing interesting about her.
And just like Elliot, Tyler wants a 10/10 who will be his personal fucktoy and yet still love him for who he is since he can't love himself.
Unless he gets professional help and a good rehab plan he's going to use any drugs he can get his hands on at this point because he can't stand to be sober.

EDIT: Inb4 he starts bashing the haters for wanting to make sure Scorch is taken care of properly.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

She's a very one-note character. Her only character trait is that she loves the protagonist unconditionally and does anything and everything he says.

Nobody ever said that waifus had to be complex.