Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Other names for Bob Chipman could be...

Bob ''Christina Hoff Sommers is not enough of a feminist'' Chipman

Bob ''Make way for the manchild master race'' Chipman

Bob ''I got bullied in the 90's so I hate it'' Chipman

Bob ''Religion is at most a fandom at this point'' Chipman

Bob ''Muh 80's'' Chipman

Bob ''Only internet misogynists hate The Last Jedi'' Chipman

Bob ''The Pixel movie is cultural vandalism'' Chipman

Bob ''Only neckbeards watch My Little Pony'' Chipman

Bob ''Whip out everything except me, Natalie Portman and Veronica Zemanova'' Chipman

Bob ''I got bullied again during the second decade of the 21st century'' Chipman

Bob ''Hey, I am not like other white people'' Chipman.

Bob ''GamerGate is a misogynistic movement'' Chipman

Bob ''The Amazing Spider-man 2 broke me'' Chipman

Bob ''will die a virgin'' Chipman.

Bob "I deserve to live in the Superior Future that will be built by the labor of others" Chipman
Bob "I should be a game I loved" Chipman
Bob "Moon Wheat" Chipman
Bob "Why didn't Zoe Quinn sleep with me" Chipman
Bob "The Obsolete White Man" Chipman

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob "Subscribe to Anita Sarkeesian" Chipman

Bob "Proud beta male cuck" Cuckman

Bob "All male fans are manbabies except for me" Chipman

Bob "Miss Andrew Dobson 2019" Chipman

Bob "Kill all white males except for me I'm a good white male ally" Chipman

Blob "Fatty fat fat fat" Fatman

Bob “Rehire James Gunn Now” Chipman

Bob “I knew and cover up Devin Faraci’s allegations” Chipman

Bob “Trump supporters are inferior men afraid of the future” Chipman

Bob “I’m a nearly forty-year old man living in a basement of his brother’s” Chipman

Bob “Vote Democrat” Chipman

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Not to interrupt your little game, but we have some Curt Schilling sperging to bring to you.

We also have other forms of anger and butthurt.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

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Bob ''I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking Australians against me'' Chipman.

 

[instythot]

Bob “Rehire James Gunn Now” Chipman

Bob “I knew and cover up Devin Faraci’s allegations” Chipman

Bob “Trump supporters are inferior men afraid of the future” Chipman

Bob “I’m a nearly forty-year old man living in a basement of his brother’s” Chipman

Bob “Vote Democrat” Chipman

I always thought the Garrison nicknames with rhyming schemes and alliteration were the best

Bob "Vote for the squad or I'll drink your blood" Chipman
Bob "You read Brick By Brick? Pretty please touch my dick" Chipman
Bob "I'll call you obsolete, but without Patrons I wouldn't eat" Chipman

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob "I'll call you obsolete, but without Patrons I wouldn't eat" Chipman

Bob "You're all obsolete, but I'm the one with no feet" Chipman

 

[instythot]

Bob "You're all obsolete, but I'm the one with no feet" Chipman

We'll save that one for after the diabetic amputations

 

[Godzilla@1989]

If there’s one word I can describe Bob, is that he’s stupid.

 

[Mola Ram]

Not to interrupt your little game, but we have some Curt Schilling sperging to bring to you.
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We also have other forms of anger and butthurt.
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I like the all too brief flash of either self-awareness or -- God help us -- honesty when he implies the games industry is easy to scam. Quite the admission for a Zoe Quinn / Anita Sarkeesian white knight.

 

[iRON-mAn]

Indeed. Sarkeesian has been scamming gamers for years and getting away with it, why should Schilling be any different?

Oh, yeah, because he's on the right.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

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You know it’s rather funny that one, since the game Curt did actually put the Rhode Island mayor/governor into hot water over this.

This guy explained the behind the scenes of the game; https://youtu.be/cOywJPI9uTU

That still doesn’t make Bob, who has backed and knighted for plenty of scammers of the games industry.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

♫ How low can you go? How low can you go♬

 

[The Fatriarchy]

How are doctors any more knowledgeable than farmers in a field neither specialize in?

 

[instythot]

You know it’s rather funny that one, since the game Curt did actually put the Rhode Island mayor/governor into hot water over this.

This guy explained the behind the scenes of the game; https://youtu.be/cOywJPI9uTU

That still doesn’t make Bob, who has backed and knighted for plenty of scammers of the games industry.

I saw that a little while ago. It's a pretty unvarnished take and what I took away from it was "ambitious capitalists fall into investment money and never dreamed what building video games actually means in the PS3 era, holy fuck we had shareware floppies as our reference point for how complicated this should be"

How Bob gets "intentional scam" out of the story eludes me, especially when they delivered what is often regarded as a pretty enjoyable game before giving up on the rest of the plan. Unless I'm missing huge chunks of the story

 

[Mola Ram]

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♫ How low can you go? How low can you go♬

He's not the biggest, most vile, most reprehensible piece of shit on the Farms -- that would have to go to one of the cows who actually hurt people -- but good on Bob for giving it the ol' college try.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob “Call me blob, I’ll get you fired from your job” Chipman

Bob “Bomb the Midwest because I know what’s best” Chipman

Bob “Please someone just accept me! I can’t subside off the pity I get from my family” Chipman

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Hey, guys! Guys I think I finally found some evidence for Bob Chipman being the next step in human evolution and will lead us to the ''superior'' future.

 

[thismanlies]

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♫ How low can you go? How low can you go♬

Can’t say I’m shocked. Disgusted, yes. But not shocked.

 

[Red Hood]

I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I am genuinely curious as to how Bob thinks his corn-syrup, flour and meat heavy diet would fare if those farmers just decided to stop shipping food to the East Coast.

Like everything else, he probably excuses any reality seeping into his mind by just injecting some more "superior future" bullshit into him.

Given some things he has said in the past, I wouldn't be shocked if he thinks we are right around the corner from generating crops from out of thin air.