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Well it looks like that horse pig hybrid might be a reality. Hell just call it a pet or “jasper’s little brother”
 

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Yep Phil is definitely still buzzed from his late night Gin binge. He said he didn't get much sleep because of Jasper but I doubt it. Could there be some marriage trouble brewing? Phil is gonna end the stream early to cook for Kat. When have you ever heard of Phil cooking dinner? I'm guessing Kat has been bitching about his laziness
 
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He just wants an excuse to not try to stream. He's hungover, doesn't feel like playing MK11 so he plays something slow and boring like GTA4, he shows up late, and now he wants to leave 30 minutes early.

Now let's see if he decides to take his normal 30 minute break.
 
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Slander Man said:
Yep Phil is definitely still buzzed from his late night Gin binge. He said he didn't get much sleep because of Jasper but I doubt it. Could there be some marriage trouble brewing? Phil is gonna end the stream early to cook for Kat. When have you ever heard of Phil cooking dinner? I'm guessing Kat has been bitching about his laziness
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If Khet thinks she can change for the better she’s more exceptional than I thought.
 
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I might not be the right person to share this, but it's some gold dumb stuff.

This is the guy who Phil said, during his stream today, that this guy was apologizing and asking to get unbanned in an email. Now this is where Phil got on his soapbox about how he is such a merciful guy and tries to be nice. Phil banned him this stream saying that he unbanned him but then this guy went and said some insulting shit so he told him to fuck off.

The actual email:
 

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Slander Man said:
Yep Phil is definitely still buzzed from his late night Gin binge. He said he didn't get much sleep because of Jasper but I doubt it. Could there be some marriage trouble brewing? Phil is gonna end the stream early to cook for Kat. When have you ever heard of Phil cooking dinner? I'm guessing Kat has been bitching about his laziness
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After securing her place in the home, the SoulMaid stopped 'cooking and cleaning' as much as she had when she first arrived. D$P began cooking 'dinner' every other day between 1st and 2nd streams, often ending the 1st stream early to do so when it was 'his turn to cook'. Mrs. D$P appeared to have been doing all the cooking once again for a while now, leading some to suggest Jester may have been adopted more recently than is claimed to be with Mrs. D$P returning to her SoulMaid duties as part of the adoption agreement. Perhaps, D$P's ability to add the cat to his 'Hog and Pony show' rested upon D$P returning to his duties in the kitchen.....
 
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Wasn't even noon and he was yawning in pre-stream, yawning just a few minutes into the game...

Later on a mission he swung a door swung open but it slowly closed so he complained. Even Mr. Papaveraceae was making jokes at his expense















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This is going to sound a little outlandish but bear with me .

I used to listen to this prank call show and at one point they had a fake book listing on Amazon. . Shoutout to Frank Patterson and RBCP!!

How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way: Patterson, Frank: 9781501036798: Amazon.com: Books

How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way [Patterson, Frank] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way
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I was thinking maybe someone could do something like this for Phil since he has been ripping Ninja for writing a book.
Maybe the title could be something along the lines of "This is how you DON'T play." with an image of Phil with his arms crossed and a sub title
Tips and Tricks on how to play games poorly from the man with a 10 year legacy on Youtube.

Famous Dave Quotes riddled throughout the back of the book "Bugged controller mechanics" "Why am I Toxic" "Online Tactics" the list goes on and on.

I'm not sure how to go about this but I'm sure he and this board would get a real kick out of something like that.
 
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I might not be the right person to share this, but it's some gold dumb stuff.

This is the guy who Phil said, during his stream today, that this guy was apologizing and asking to get unbanned in an email. Now this is where Phil got on his soapbox about how he is such a merciful guy and tries to be nice. Phil banned him this stream saying that he unbanned him but then this guy went and said some insulting shit so he told him to fuck off.

The actual email:
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Slander Man said:
Yep Phil is definitely still buzzed from his late night Gin binge. He said he didn't get much sleep because of Jasper but I doubt it. Could there be some marriage trouble brewing? Phil is gonna end the stream early to cook for Kat. When have you ever heard of Phil cooking dinner? I'm guessing Kat has been bitching about his laziness
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How can someone not get enough sleep because of a cat? In any case dont let it sleep on your bed and thats it,its not like a baby that wakes up crying at 3AM,its a cat. His excuses make no sense.
 
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How can someone not get enough sleep because of a cat? In any case dont let it sleep on your bed and thats it,its not like a baby that wakes up crying at 3AM,its a cat. His excuses make no sense.
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Jasper's a feline Indiana Jones, taking Phil on magical trips to heretofore uncharted areas of his house. One can only imagine the wondrous sights he sees instead of sleeping.
 
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edit: It just hit me. His fans really think they have some mutual friendship with Phil. That explains a lot, but also is a very sad thought.
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This verifies my theory they are mostly neglected tards who found a man who is emotionally at their age level mentally. They may realize it on some level he doesn't care if they live or die, but they'll still fling money at him all the same because only a tard or lunatic would do something like that and expect a different response.

And of course Pig blames Jasper for his own problems with going to bedtime at a sane time. Of fucking course you'd blame the cat.
 
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Apparently Phil wanted his shit taken off as a Republican to avoid having to go do jury duty be registered for jury duty. That cannot be a thing right? Like this has to be the dumbest thing I've heard from him today.

Also is taking a mid stream break. After he already arrived late, and is leaving 30 minutes early. He doesn't give a shit

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This verifies my theory they are mostly neglected tards who found a man who is emotionally at their age level mentally. They may realize it on some level he doesn't care if they live or die, but they'll still fling money at him all the same because only a tard or lunatic would do something like that and expect a different response.

And of course Pig blames Jasper for his own problems with going to bedtime at a sane time. Of fucking course you'd blame the cat.
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Last I check which was 5 minutes ago, that liquidsfist and madara are still in his chatroom watching him. Madara was actively @ing Phil with questions too. I had some hopes but these guys are just a joke now at this point. I regret posting earlier about the email.
 
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