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Tatu Carreta2 said:
How can someone not get enough sleep because of a cat? In any case dont let it sleep on your bed and thats it,its not like a baby that wakes up crying at 3AM,its a cat. His excuses make no sense.
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You can't trust anything Phil says, but young cats can be hellraisers. Close the door of your bedroom and they'll meow all night. Open the door and they'll jump on and bite your feet whenever you move them. Fun times.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
"As you can see, we are having a VERY slow stream today..."

You just got 2000$ last week.
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Anything that happened more than an hour ago is lost to the Ether of the Past to the extent that it may as well have never happened.

Unless of course that it was an event which negatively affected Phil, in which case the wounds are still raw, the trauma is still fresh and he might not ever fully recover, provided showing such weakness in his mind provides him more of a social benefit than acting like Long Dick Johnson who fights giants and doesn't afraid of anything.

Living in his head must be so exhausting. I can't imagine having to constantly rewrite and reinterpret whole sections of my life depending on to whom I'm speaking and how I want them to view me.
 
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GreenScreenPhil said:
This is going to sound a little outlandish but bear with me .

I used to listen to this prank call show and at one point they had a fake book listing on Amazon. . Shoutout to Frank Patterson and RBCP!!

How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way: Patterson, Frank: 9781501036798: Amazon.com: Books

How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way [Patterson, Frank] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. How To Lose Weight The Patterson Way
www.amazon.com

I was thinking maybe someone could do something like this for Phil since he has been ripping Ninja for writing a book.
Maybe the title could be something along the lines of "This is how you DON'T play." with an image of Phil with his arms crossed and a sub title
Tips and Tricks on how to play games poorly from the man with a 10 year legacy on Youtube.

Famous Dave Quotes riddled throughout the back of the book "Bugged controller mechanics" "Why am I Toxic" "Online Tactics" the list goes on and on.

I'm not sure how to go about this but I'm sure he and this board would get a real kick out of something like that.
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Carlito actually used DSP's review of a burger king item as prank audio.
 
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DankSydePhil said:
Man not even the second stream of GTV 4 and tips gonna make it downgraded to the night stream. You can tell he's frustrated.
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He might as well just come clean and admit he reads here, just to fully embrace the cult he's raised. "DOODS, the mentally-ill nudniks at Kiwifarms are LAUGHING at me cause of the low donations today! Are you going to let them WIN?! It's time to step up and give me money! *snort*"
 
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Goddamn, the trolls are really getting to him today. I have to note that literally 95% of the people talking in chat are constantly harping on him in different ways, but he surely doesn't seem "all there" today.

He's so ready to clock out.

DankSydePhil said:
All his cheers are from his own fanbase asking him to unbanned ooize and hes not having it.
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I consider neither ooziegohard/uzigohard nor the people who are asking for his unban actual, unironic fans, tbh.

Though, I have to say that the difference between fans and trolls is increasingly hard to tell with all these exceptional individuals trying to draw DSP's attention.

-late edit- Here's a short montage of some of his reactions to chat today, together with his typical complaint about low contributions when clocking out. I only caught the last two hours or so of the stream so there's probably more of these, but this should give a pretty accurate impression of how the mood was.

 
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Comma said:
Goddamn, the trolls are really getting to him today. I have to note that literally 95% of the people talking in chat are constantly harping on him in different ways, but he surely doesn't seem "all there" today.

He's so ready to clock out.
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We are almost close to a DSP version of Wings going LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN. 13 dollars in tips, but most are trolls according to Phil when in reality only 2-3 bucks are trolls. All his cheers are from his own fanbase asking him to unbanned ooize and hes not having it.
 
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Comma said:
Goddamn, the trolls are really getting to him today. I have to note that literally 95% of the people talking in chat are constantly harping on him in different ways, but he surely doesn't seem "all there" today.

He's so ready to clock out.
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It absolutely gets to him when compounded by the fact he's getting low ass tips. Cheers? Doesn't care. He's fixated on muxxy so much when he's getting so many tips that he doesn't pay attention to the actual chat with trolls.

When it's almost clockout time he gets all perky though. Very strange.
 
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It's days like this that really show how pathetic Phil's life is. He was up all night drinking gin on the couch, most likely catching up on shitty ass WWE or watching some boomer show from the 80's and taking boomer pics of his sleeping cat that he's desperately trying to turn into a money-making meme because that's the only sort of interaction he gets with another living thing. He didn't get enough sleep and was late for his job that requires him to walk 15 feet from his bedroom, he's clearly hungover and not in the mood for any sort of shenanigans from his chat so he's ignoring it except for when he gets tips, while also complaining it's not enough money despite just last Sunday getting $2,200 from scamming his wheelchair fanbase. He has to leave work early to throw a frozen meal in the microwave because he's too lazy to cook fresh food and his wife doesn't know how to cook anything aside from frozen TV dinners, either. Are you jealous yet?
 
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