DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

We are almost close to a DSP version of Wings going LOOK HERE, LOOK LISTEN. 13 dollars in tips, but most are trolls according to Phil when in reality only 2-3 bucks are trolls. All his cheers are from his own fanbase asking him to unbanned ooize and hes not having it.

Any cheer from "kevybear" is a troll cheer. Saw some others as well. If Phil was smart enough to embrace the trolling, I swear to god he would be fucking bankrolled by these dipshits (even more so than now) and their need to "own" him 50 or 100 cents (or $5 if they're real special) at a time.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

I saw at least one troll dollar tip, and the 5 dollar troll name tip, so that's 6 dollars, or almost half his total tips today. Imagine if those two idiots didn't give DSP money to be ignored/insulted, he would have almost 50 percent less income from tips on today's stream.

The salty sad rants about slow streams are the best. It's DSP in truest form. Lean in heavy sigh into microphone. Would love to have seen him get less than double digits on a day stream for almost 500 viewers.

Surprised he didn't use Jasper as a donation magnet. "How am I supposed to afford food for him?"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Surprised he didn't use Jasper as a donation magnet. "How am I supposed to afford food for him?"

That will require patience on our part. It will come.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

This guy needs to be introduced to the Farms lol

 

[SowonNation]

and a wheelchair tattling on Madara.

The fact that code castiel has two children at home to take care of kind of baffles me. This is some of the weirdest ops I've ever seen on the internet. Literally don't want to go down that rabbit hole.

Any cheer from "kevybear" is a troll cheer.

Kevybear is a weird character as well. He's obviously part of the autism vortex around DSP to take a piss out of him; but he's crossed that line of using monetary matters to do so. He's completely different on Twitter for some odd reason, and you'd think he's actually somewhat witty and smart. Can't take that guy seriously, no matter how many jabs he's gonna take at Phil.

 

[actually]

Speaking of stupid trolls:

[2019-08-13 22:15:17 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer250 Could you check the logs later? ooziegohard got banned but he was being sarcastic. look at he context of what he said
[2019-08-13 22:19:48 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer265 I actually had a conversation with a few detractors and to be honest. they're pretty Dumb. You ask them how is phil so bad and its just meme after meme or hurl insults. your detractors are your biggiest fans. truly.


GOT EEEEEEEEM. Ops are full go, Code "First REEEEagle" Castiel!

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Surprised he didn't use Jasper as a donation magnet. "How am I supposed to afford food for him?"

It's coming.

 

[ZehnBoat]

It's coming.

oh you know it's coming
give it... hmmm.. i say 2 months minimum
he'll wait until jasper fever has died down
then one day go on stream talking about how "jasper, muh cat *thumb door* needs food BUT WE DONT HAVE MONEY DOOD"
then gets pissy at everyone saying "sell the cat if you can't take care of it"

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

oh you know it's coming
give it... hmmm.. i say 2 months minimum
he'll wait until jasper fever has died down
then one day go on stream talking about how "jasper, muh cat *thumb door* needs food BUT WE DONT HAVE MONEY DOOD"
then gets pissy at everyone saying "sell the cat if you can't take care of it"

Considering it's about to be the Hardcore Gaming Season up in this bitch I would wager around January. Definitely around April for the little fuckers birthday that Phil happen to make up because he seemed hesitant on the actual date(since the paperwork magically disappeared during transport).

Oh whats that? Taxes due around April too, huh? You hear that Jasper? What a coincidence!

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Considering it's about to be the Hardcore Gaming Season up in this bitch I would wager around January. Definitely around April for the little fuckers birthday that Phil happen to make up because he seemed hesitant on the actual date(since the paperwork magically disappeared during transport).

Oh whats that? Taxes due around April too, huh? You hear that Jasper? What a coincidence!

Taxes, birthday, Jasper adoption day, and anniversary is all in April. AMAZING (((coincidence!)))

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Can you imagine a movie based on Daves life as a youtubers? Imagine all the behind the avenes things that would be included. What would it be called? Spinal Gout? The legacy? Let's play, the dark syde?

 

[Shambler]

Speaking of stupid trolls:

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[2019-08-13 22:15:17 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer250 Could you check the logs later? ooziegohard got banned but he was being sarcastic. look at he context of what he said
[2019-08-13 22:19:48 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer265 I actually had a conversation with a few detractors and to be honest. they're pretty Dumb. You ask them how is phil so bad and its just meme after meme or hurl insults. your detractors are your biggiest fans. truly.


GOT EEEEEEEEM. Ops are full go, Code "First REEEEagle" Castiel!

you don't want to question his methods unless you want to commit suicide

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Not a normal day for Dave today huh. He's 15 minutes late today for evening stream now too. Started broadcast right on 7:00 his time instead of 6:45.

Edit: Now complaining about how slow it was earlier. Hasn't been that slow in months. Now he says he's hoping contributions start coming in tonight for Madden. If not then he is dropping it.

Also complaining about the nominations for his shitty Rage-A-Thon. Doesn't like the choices. He's trying to funnel in certain games that he is secretly interested in like Super Meat Boy and the like. So once again he's going to veto votes because apparently his viewers do not understand his arbitrary rules to nominating games for his horrible marathon.

Boy he sounds like a huge downer today. That late night binger really did him in.

From Mr. Huth's twitter:

 

[Sarutobi]

Can you imagine a movie based on Daves life as a youtubers? Imagine all the behind the avenes things that would be included. What would it be called? Spinal Gout? The legacy? Let's play, the dark syde?

Who would be the best actor to play Phillip? Steven Seagal?

 

[DankSydePhil]

Who would be the best actor to play Phillip? Steven Seagal?

Seems legit

 

[SowonNation]

well, tough shit straightcashhomie. Maybe if you weren't such a toy, you wouldn't have burned $60 just like that.

Also, one of my pet peeves is when native english speakers keep messing up the past-tense of the word "pay". Like, how the fuck do you keep making the same mistake over and over again? I somewhat understand how some native speakers end up writing "could of", because it's awfully similar to it's pronounciation, but it's been a hot minute since I've seen someone actually type "paid".
/pettyrantend

 

[Mike Hunt]

Dropped in his stream for a short time to just check his running tips total so far. These subs showed up. Talk about organic sub growth, LOL. I'm just curious which of DSP's cucks took the time and effort to make four dummy accounts and bought Primes for all of them, and if Phil ordered that person to do this so it'll look like he has new subs.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Also, one of my pet peeves is when native english speakers keep messing up the past-tense of the word "pay". Like, how the fuck do you keep making the same mistake over and over again? I somewhat understand how some native speakers end up writing "could of", because it's awfully similar to it's pronounciation, but it's been a hot minute since I've seen someone actually type "paid".
/pettyrantend

tbh payed makes more sense
play/played
pay/payed

you payed for the game and you got played

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Wow all of them ten characters long and random gibberish at the same time how convenient.

 

[actually]

Dropped in his stream for a short time to just check his running tips total so far. These subs showed up. Talk about organic sub growth, LOL. I'm just curious which of DSP's cucks took the time and effort to make four dummy accounts and bought Primes for all of them, and if Phil ordered that person to do this so it'll look like he has new subs.

Total Subs (via decapi): 559

They're gonna be busy.