Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Sigyn]

Someone try contacting Susan, maybe? That may or may not get a definite answer out of her.

EDIT: If it is his mom, this might be enough for her to realize "Holy shit, this is fucked. Why am I doing this?" and blow the lid.

But my speculation on Susan being an over loving mom might be wrong.

Yeah, or she could have been conned/pressured into doing it and then we'd know for sure.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Someone try contacting Susan, maybe? That may or may not get a definite answer out of her.

EDIT: If it is his mom, this might be enough for her to realize "Holy shit, this is fucked. Why am I doing this?" and blow the lid.

But my speculation on Susan being an over loving mom might be wrong.

Maybe Susan was Chris' hooker all along! Quick someone contact her and yell 'JULAY!' that'll give us an answer for sure.

 

[Zekesman]

What if Peter Coffin is playing a long game and both the PI and a member of this thread are actually him trying to troll Cwcki back. Cuz...its kinda hilarious watching everyone here confused and polarized about the realness of his wife. I dont know Peter well enough to say that he's too dumb to pull it off...but it seems like a big prank. Half of the people here are pitying him and the other half is like "Is realz?? brain hurtz". What if this is his revenge for busting him for the girlfriend experience earlier? One of the rules of comedy is to play with the audiences expectation and flip it around occasionally. The tidbits of information like the PI and the cease&desist letter seem kinda timed not to let the mystery go stale.

Or maybe I'm just over thinking this. I'm either stupid or on some kind of spectrum, but i can't distinguish acting/lies/facial expressions so Ashleigh seems real enough for me in any picture. Theres something about the clothes that irk me though. Its like they don't actually fit her so I'm going with him gambling on her size or she having a shitty sense of fitting clothes.

 

[DoritoPope]

Ron, we get it, you don't believe it's a realdoll. But I'm going to be blunt, I don't believe for a second she's real. Until I get more than a stiff, 5-10 frame gif of her, I'm not going to believe she is real for an instant.

I saw a kid's mom pay my middle school 20k out of pocket so her kid didn't fail out of 8th grade. Some moms are just as autistic/insane as their children.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

At the very least, I think Real Ashleigh and Fake Ashleigh are two different people. Real Ashleigh has a different-shaped chin and eyes, has never been seen in glasses, and shows her teeth when she smiles; none of these apply to Fake Asleigh.

 

[Doctor Duke]

God damn I get some of you don't think he's faking this and those of you who do are posters I like a lot but this is fun as hell for most of us and there are lots of other threads to read not to mention real life and stuff if this thread bothers you a lot?

 

[blaupunkt]

Ron, we get it, you don't believe it's a realdoll. But I'm going to be blunt, I don't believe for a second she's real. Until I get more than a stiff, 5-10 frame gif of her, I'm not going to believe she is real for an instant.

I saw a kid's mom pay my middle school 20k out of pocket so her kid didn't fail out of 8th grade. Some moms are just as autistic/insane as their children.

Dude, don't you look me in the eye and tell me some schlub can make a 9-frame gif like some stop motion master! Peter could put Will Vinton's animators out of business if he's that good!

 

[DoritoPope]

Dude, don't you look me in the eye and tell me some schlub can make a 9-frame gif like some stop motion master! Peter could put Will Vinton's animators out of business if he's that good!

It's 9 fucking frames that not only is obviously stop-motion but also includes the typical stop-motion camera sway (due to cheap tripod+pressing the capture button on the camera) and extremely stiff movement. Plus, as stated before, this isn't the first time he's done this. If he didn't have a history of doing this, I would have more doubts about this being fake. But he's done it before. I have no doubt he'd do it again.

Stop motion isn't that hard anyway. Unless you're animating an entire film, it's just tedious if anything.

EDIT: That was sarcasm, wasn't it? Excuse me while I go drive my head into a wall.

 

[DN 420]

alright i'm just going to try to sum up what little logic there is here:

1) there is ~$16k sex doll Peter has, somewhere
2) there is also a real, living human being that might be named Ashleigh

2a) these two entities are interchangeable to Peter
2b) these two entities are also interchangeable to the real girl (meaning she is fine pretending to physically look like the sex doll)​

3) there is a living baby

3a) Peter has at least had temporary possession of this baby
3b) either real girl or sex doll also has had possession of this baby​

what we don't know:

1) why Peter would go through this ruse

1a) where he got the funds for the sex doll​

2) why this real girl would go through this ruse

2a) what her relationship is with peter
2b) what her parents know​

3) whose baby this is and where it came from

my inferences:

1) real girl had a baby

1a) the skinny photos were of the sex doll
1b) the hospital photos were of her
​

OR

•1) real girl faked pregnancy

1a) the skinny photos were still of the doll
1b) the hospital photos were still of her
•1c) still no idea where baby came from
​

2) real girl's parents think peter and real girl are in a relationship

2a) they have no idea about the elaborate sex doll ruse​

 

[blaupunkt]

It's 9 fucking frames that not only is obviously stop-motion but also includes the typical stop-motion camera sway (due to cheap tripod+pressing the capture button on the camera) and extremely stiff movement. Plus, as stated before, this isn't the first time he's done this. If he didn't have a history of doing this, I would have more doubts about this being fake. But he's done it before. I have no doubt he'd do it again.

Stop motion isn't that hard anyway. Unless you're animating an entire film, it's just tedious if anything.

Chill out, it was a joke based on whoever it is that keeps saying he's some sort of profound master because he shat out aforementioned stiff, unimpressive gifs.

 

[DoritoPope]

Chill out, it was a joke based on whoever it is that keeps saying he's some sort of profound master because he shat out aforementioned stiff, unimpressive gifs.

Yeah, realized that was sarcasm after the fact. Apologies.

 

[blaupunkt]

No worries <3

 

[DoritoPope]

I guess one good thing came out of me sperging out though: I'm not sure if anyone pointed out the camera sway in the gifs. That's caused by exactly what I said, most tripods aren't perfect. This is why in long exposure shots you can still get some issues because even pressing the shutter button causes the camera to move a bit, it's not noticeable in one still image, but in stop motion you can see it easily.

Who knew me studying photography would come in handy on a lolcow forum.

 

[melty]

The PI anon's story is starting to look more plausible I guess? The only question I have left of it is why Ashleigh's mother acknowledges Peter like they are married.

What if Ashleigh's mother hates Ashleigh's real husband for some reason? Ashleigh married this unknown man and had a baby with him, but pretends it's Peter's because her mom approves of Peter more than Random Guy.

Which doesn't yet explain her reluctance to show her face on camera, unless she really doesn't know about the sex doll and they are rusing each other

 

[soIregistered]

I don't know nothin' bout nothin' when it comes to the dollfucker community, but are this guy's dolls the high end stuff? Because they actually look like women, and Kevin Havens' dolls look like hideous rubber monsters with round holes for mouths. So like...trashy people even have ghetto quality blow up dolls? I'm learning new things.

 

[MACH-IV]

Has anyone reasonably answered why, if he has access to the doll, and 'supposedly' he's so good at posing and photoshopping it that he can fool anyone but your careful eyes, why oh why then there's not lots and lots of photos of the two of them together? It should be zero effort to him if he's got the doll with him, right?


(edit: -hint- maybe whatever the explanation is there is no doll involved)

There is a doll involved. There is too much evidence to deny it anymore.
A doll with the exact same near impossible proportions of Peter's "wife" has been posted, and several pics of Ashely were proven shops. It's weird, because there are a lot of things that don't make sense but at this point we need to accept the fact that there is a doll. There are a lot of other things that don't make complete sense, but Peter has been taking pictures of a doll and saying it's his wife.

 

[melty]

Also, why are people convinced Braceface is real? The pictures i saw of her are pretty eerie and look like they could have been shopped.

 

[MACH-IV]

I don't know nothin' bout nothin' when it comes to the dollfucker community, but are this guy's dolls the high end stuff? Because they actually look like women, and Kevin Havens' dolls look like hideous rubber monsters with round holes for mouths. So like...trashy people even have ghetto quality blow up dolls? I'm learning new things.

Check around 10 pages back to see the problem with them. They fucked up the most important parts. Their website says they are about $16,000.

 

[Sigyn]

Also, why are people convinced Braceface is real? The pictures i saw of her are pretty eerie and look like they could have been shopped.

Also, I'm not agreeing either way whether braceface is real or not, but braces can be put on a doll, can't they? Surely there's some sort of braces attachment for folks who are into that.

 

[DoritoPope]

Also, I'm not agreeing either way whether braceface is real or not, but braces can be put on a doll, can't they? Surely there's some sort of braces attachment for folks who are into that.

Even then, they can be shopped on. And the lips looked kinda shopped from what I could tell. I'll need to see the picture again, but the jaw should have moved more when her mouth was open. It's like when an artist that doesn't understand jaw structure draws a person with an open mouth, how the jaw keeps the same shape the entire time, yet mouth is open.

Sorry, my 'tism is showing.