Today, Sarah-Jean has a sick day. Warning: this video has some of the loudest most obnoxious alarm sounds in it and she's doing quiet sicktime voice for the rest of it so earphone wearers beware, if you watch this do not turn up your volume to listen to her drivel. Also it's gross.
-Didn't record yesterday, wasn't going to today because she's sooo sick guys
-Got so sick she ended up vomiting all over her bed and Evil Dad's brand-new carpet. I know I'm a broken record but someone who is abusing bisacodyl-based laxatives would have flushing, feelings of faintness, dizziness, abdominal cramps, and sudden violent vomiting spells, in addition, obviously, to the diarrhea she's also been complaining about. As few as three tablets can cause this if you're not used to it. In addition consuming bisacodyl and OTC antacids at the same time causes the coating to break down and the pills to work in your stomach instead of your intestine, which vastly improves the odds of projectile puking all over the place. She's probably just outright lying but between the fact that she's trying desperately to get back down to a low enough weight to convince people she's sick, the symptoms she's describing, and the fact that she's fucking shown herself purging, she might have decided laxatives are the solution to her problematically perfectly good health.
-new IV pump, going to let her infusion run while she rests with the sun in her face. Very loud beeping followed by very loud music over her "setting up my infusion" montage because she's terrible at editing.
-Bae caught her slippin
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-more very loud noise from the pump followed by whispery sick voice while she reclines in bed. Warns us that the next clip is going to be disgusting and she's only showing because many think she's faking her illnesses. Oh what fresh hell is this?
- Shows puddles of dried vomit on her bedclothes and floor. Oh god. Why would you not clean that up?!
-"Accidentally" pulled out her new IV line before her infusion was done. Montage of removing IV with more unnecessarily loud music. Gunning for a port again.
-Very loud theremin music as she slowly slides a sandwich into view. First meal of the day at 6 pm.
-Cut to dark room at 10:30 pm, drinking hot apple cider from a powder with vegan vanilla ice cream and it's, by her own report, disgusting. She used the ice cream because she didn't have vegan whipped cream. Who puts whipped cream on apple cider?
-There's a katydid in her room. She thinks it's a grasshopper. Tries to catch it but she's afraid of it. More concerned with making sure the camera can see her than catching the buggo. Another extremely unnecessary loud noise for an instant replay of her running away from the bug. Eventually catches it. She's so sick she can jump around her room and contort to catch this insect.
-She's passing out and needs to end the vlog now. Apologizes for how bad she looks in this video because she hasn't showered or looked in a mirror all day. Important doctor visit coming up but she doesn't remember what it is.
Edit: just booted up insta to see that she uploaded a fake sleeping selfie taken from the same angle as part of her video with a caption about puking everywhere. Lol.
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