Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Even twitch streamers on a shoestring budget can produce a better video.

I just had this horrible flash of inspiration. Wu should hire CelluloidBob as a director. All the great cut scenes of Overthinker with a Wu and Frank in Godzilla suit. The best thing Boston produced since Dropkick Murphys.

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Another occurrence of "When I am elected to Congress" John, the funniest John of all. Almost anything is more likely to happen. "When my cock grows back" John. "When I sprout wings and fly to Mars" John. "When a single person mistakes me for an actual woman" John. "When I win at a video game without spending thousands of dollars of a screaming mongoloid's money on microtransactions" John. All things more likely to happen to John than being elected to Congress.
 
You're right about this, John; on the flipside, there are full-blooded Americans who cut off their own cocks and scam their fellow citizens out of their hard-earned cash which they spend on video game microtransactions and Powerade.

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Well on the plus side Frank will be able to fuck as many octopuses as he wants.

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Support the new green deal while Brianna Wu purchases plastic water bottles and expensive meal kits that have tons of plastic waste in them.
 
Support the new green deal while Brianna Wu purchases plastic water bottles and expensive meal kits that have tons of plastic waste in them.
How many plastic 3D printer failures/abortions do you think ended up in a landfill? I bet there's a disfigured harem of Holiday figurines whose tiny waists collapsed under the weight of her scrotum-hair.
 
Support the new green deal while Brianna Wu purchases plastic water bottles and expensive meal kits that have tons of plastic waste in them.

And brags about being using a Porsche as a daily driver instead of using public transport. Sacrifices are meant to be made to please Wu, not by Wu.
 
What a dumbass. If he wants to court the Chinese vote, the last thing he should do is put his white face on the leaflets. He should know as well as everyone else that a big reason he got anywhere near the 14k votes last time was because people mistook him for City Councilor candidate Michelle Wu, since there's no photos on the ballot and they thought John was a real Chinese.
 
What a dumbass. If he wants to court the Chinese vote, the last thing he should do is put his white face on the leaflets. He should know as well as everyone else that a big reason he got anywhere near the 14k votes last time was because people mistook him for City Councilor candidate Michelle Wu, since there's no photos on the ballot and they thought John was a real Chinese.
Now here's a thought: Same poster, but with a Chinese woman instead of Brianna. It'd be cynical as hell and it might backfire, but if John's luck holds out, he might get away with it.
 
Now here's a thought: Same poster, but with a Chinese woman instead of Brianna. It'd be cynical as hell and it might backfire, but if John's luck holds out, he might get away with it.
He doesn't even need to do that, imo. The "lie by omission" of a no-photo Chinese leaflet with just his name would be plenty good enough to dupe the unwary public. He doesn't even need to come up with a proper Chinese language given name, since so many second and third generation Chinese in America only have Western given names.

The incompetence is staggering. This shit should be obvious, doubly obvious since hopefully at least two adults (ie Frank and Frank's father who provided the Chinese translation) gave this the greenlight.
 
I’m curious why the Bank of Frank didn’t fund another failure? Didn’t John have a cupcake game idea ready to go with a demo?
Cupcake Crisis never got as far as a demo, just a brief character animation. And it was Amanda Warner's idea, not John's, so it had almost zero chance of ever being made. Either way, the thing was dead the moment Amanda left Giant Spacekat.

The Wus are never returning to games. Their rep is well known in the area so they aren't going to be able to get the cheap labor again. They are largely despised by the Bay Area video game cliques so even if by some miracle they had a product to run with, it won't get any coverage outside of people looking to destroy anything attached to Brianna Wu. Gamergate was their best chance to ever get Revolution 60 to sell and, even if John didn't fuck around with putting out the PC version, at best they probably would have only gotten a couple hundred more copies sold. It should say something that Frank seems to believe that these political campaigns and financing four luxury cars is a better use of his money than allowing John to make another video game.
 
They are largely despised by the Bay Area video game cliques so even if by some miracle they had a product to run with, it won't get any coverage outside of people looking to destroy anything attached to Brianna Wu.

Really? Any scorching opinions available online? I'd love to see what people in the industry really think of this shambling fraudster.
 
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