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DSP Tries It: Being the Subject of a Biopic
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SojiroSakura
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He's legit shitting on fans for daring to vote for games they want him to play... in a fan voted marathon.
"You think you can just come in here and want a game that won't make me money? Go fuck yourselves, dood!"
"You think you can just come in here and want a game that won't make me money? Go fuck yourselves, dood!"
OneDaySon
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Watching parts of the EvilAJ vs DSP video made me realise something. As its been mentioned a few times, DSPs whole thing when it comes to money and 'being intelligent' and getting a following is taking advantage of people who are younger than him, or special or exceptional people. So it's not that he's smart its just the people he interacts with are dumber than him. Its why he avoids talking to people outside of his bubble. It'd break the facade that he's intelligent and charismatic, he needs to surround himself with people of lesser charisma, common sense and intelligence to him.
Same thing with fighting games. In the video EvilAJ says something like "He's just doing basic pro player combos and that makes him really predictable and easy to fight." And it made me realise that its true. His tactic to be perceived as good at the game is similar to what he does to be perceived as intelligent. Rather than try to get better he just surrounds himself with those worse than him in that skill. So when it comes to fighting games he plays all these casual players online and does better because he knows all the pro player tactics and combos that can defeat a casual player but the second even a semi-pro or hardcore player comes along, they body him because in reality he has no reaction time or creative thinking or ability to think beyond the box of "Do these combos for this character" which as AJ says, makes him very predictable as he just repeats the same set of moves over and over because its all he knows. He doesn't adapt to the situation at all. He just keeps repeating their "best combos" which only fool those who haven't learned how to counter them. Once you read up on how to counter those combos on that character, then he can't beat you. Once you start doing unpredictable and unique combos that are outside the box of what he's read up, you beat him and he whines that it'd never work in an "offline competitive setting" because its beyond what HE'S read.
Which is why he never did well at a national scale, only decent regionally. He was one of the few who took it serious in CT and try to make a career out of it, so he did better than those who just were playing for fun, the second he went out of CT to do shit and had to fight other serious FGC competitors, he gets bodied. He goes to EVO, never makes it
The one time he did well at EVO, the 4th place thing, it was again another situation where he wasn't better, its just that others were worse. As its known, it was a shitty port of Super Turbo that was boycotted, so a lot of the top-tier players dropped out of that tournament because it was a boycott. That left the mid level players and the low level players, a lot of whom hadn't played that port a lot, except for DSP. So DSP won a ton of those matches not because of practice or improvement or being better, but because they were worse. They were low and mid-tier players who hadn't played that version before. Then his method starts to fail - He comes across players who actually WERE better at him and more skilled and practiced on that port, he gets bodied, he ends up at 4th place. His method only works for a while until it reaches a glass ceiling which is - people actually better than him, since its so reliant on people being worse than him.
And thats how he just goes through life. Not getting better at stuff, not improving (which is why he never does it), but surrounding himself with those worse off than him so that he looks better TO them and looks better in comparison. Of course you're gonna seem more intelligent than a 14 year old with autism, of course you're gonna seem better at Street Fighter than a casual fighting game player who just got the game and hasn't learned anything yet, of course you're gonna win tournaments against those who entered for fun rather than serious pro players, of course you're gonna do well at EVO when all the top tier players dropped out leaving a bunch of mid and low tier players who haven't played that port before.
Same thing with fighting games. In the video EvilAJ says something like "He's just doing basic pro player combos and that makes him really predictable and easy to fight." And it made me realise that its true. His tactic to be perceived as good at the game is similar to what he does to be perceived as intelligent. Rather than try to get better he just surrounds himself with those worse than him in that skill. So when it comes to fighting games he plays all these casual players online and does better because he knows all the pro player tactics and combos that can defeat a casual player but the second even a semi-pro or hardcore player comes along, they body him because in reality he has no reaction time or creative thinking or ability to think beyond the box of "Do these combos for this character" which as AJ says, makes him very predictable as he just repeats the same set of moves over and over because its all he knows. He doesn't adapt to the situation at all. He just keeps repeating their "best combos" which only fool those who haven't learned how to counter them. Once you read up on how to counter those combos on that character, then he can't beat you. Once you start doing unpredictable and unique combos that are outside the box of what he's read up, you beat him and he whines that it'd never work in an "offline competitive setting" because its beyond what HE'S read.
Which is why he never did well at a national scale, only decent regionally. He was one of the few who took it serious in CT and try to make a career out of it, so he did better than those who just were playing for fun, the second he went out of CT to do shit and had to fight other serious FGC competitors, he gets bodied. He goes to EVO, never makes it
The one time he did well at EVO, the 4th place thing, it was again another situation where he wasn't better, its just that others were worse. As its known, it was a shitty port of Super Turbo that was boycotted, so a lot of the top-tier players dropped out of that tournament because it was a boycott. That left the mid level players and the low level players, a lot of whom hadn't played that port a lot, except for DSP. So DSP won a ton of those matches not because of practice or improvement or being better, but because they were worse. They were low and mid-tier players who hadn't played that version before. Then his method starts to fail - He comes across players who actually WERE better at him and more skilled and practiced on that port, he gets bodied, he ends up at 4th place. His method only works for a while until it reaches a glass ceiling which is - people actually better than him, since its so reliant on people being worse than him.
And thats how he just goes through life. Not getting better at stuff, not improving (which is why he never does it), but surrounding himself with those worse off than him so that he looks better TO them and looks better in comparison. Of course you're gonna seem more intelligent than a 14 year old with autism, of course you're gonna seem better at Street Fighter than a casual fighting game player who just got the game and hasn't learned anything yet, of course you're gonna win tournaments against those who entered for fun rather than serious pro players, of course you're gonna do well at EVO when all the top tier players dropped out leaving a bunch of mid and low tier players who haven't played that port before.
Wing Zero
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Please tell me that quote is real. I want to believe it's real.
Comma
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Damn, this dood must be from the Illuminati or something, working on some kind of super effective masterplan that will be released from the shadows of the unknown in three weeks.
Oh...
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Tards need to stop crying at Twitch; I learned a good while ago they're lazy and corrupt nuggets that don't give a shit about following their own rules. Pig ain't getting banned unless he screws up again and refers to bits as money or he blatantly gropes for it.
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That also will not work, as his Minecraft streams show. You can compete with bits or tips to have something named. If I give 10$ and someone else gives more in bits, the other guy will win.
With Phil you have to accept he will not be banned from Twitch, your best hope is Twitch going down, or they face enough backlash and Phil does something crazy stupid.
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Seems like he's plenty mad already at some of these games. Rage-a-thon is off to a good start!
Sidenote that I'd like to punch any person who uses "rage-a-thon" unironically right in the genitals.
Arrested for Twitch crimes. Poe's Law is perpetually in effect in Tism Chat.
Comma
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I can actually see this happening at some point, looking at the increased amount of criticism Twitch has been getting about their seemingly biased way of enforcing rules the past couple of months (the Ninja thing, a thot saying the n word and feeding liquor to a cat who goes scot-free, while a dude who took of his shirt because it got stained while eating received an instant ban etc. etc.).
I can see them becoming much more strict with their rules, just like Youtube has been doing the past year or so, simply because they let shit get out of hand. And with Microsoft/Mixer looking as if they're upping the ante on being a serious competitor (also from a technical point of view), I'm very interested to see how Twitch will react to all of this.
And if there's one person who absolutely cannot handle authority or strict rules, it's everyone's favorite variety streamer DarksydePhil.
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He's basically bitching that he "has" to give his fans the appearance of a choice. If he weren't so exceptional about it he'd just make a list himself and then have people vote on it, instead he wants to kick and scream until the piggies choose the correct door.
PeeAndPooLover69
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making your fans pay for you to watch for 10 hours videos of yourself from 5 years ago on stream is narcissistic as fuck
JamFlowMan
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Just wait till he makes them pay to rewatch videos for his Retrospective Redemption Run.
Cpt_Autismo
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I don't think that we will see any improvement/consistency anytime soon from Twitch. I worked in the same offices as my cuntrys twitch staff/mods and they where all just chuks and feminazis. Never saw a normal person among them. All these guys are just prime audience for DSP and thots, that's way they always getaway with bracking TOS.
That said twitch would need to do a purge in their own ranks before they could enforce TOS. All that shit is just deeply rooted in the company, just like the cub porn shit on discord.
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Watch himself watching himself watching his own videos
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im not sure why he would want to go back to super meat boy he already did as part of his indie "marathon" back in 2015 (we even got phils fake rage)
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dood was talking about calling card
its a case of too much persona 5
although its the best thing to larp as cuz persona is the shit
but still you larping boi
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Agreed. Phil does not get angry from difficulty. Pure difficulty makes him focus so hard on a game that any interaction gets lost.
His wheels get hot when he feels BETRAYED, funny enough in all shades of green. BETRAY him on his money and you receive anger. A game is so "bad" that it makes him no money, BETRAYED. Someone else is better than him, which means people will most likely not donate to him as only awesome players get cash, BETRAYED. Someone says something negative about him which lessens his income, BETRAAAAYED, you probably get revengeful hate for weeks (or years later when you are on the ground anyway). Figure out he lied, oooohoho, get banned and badmouthed, you can't just sabotage his organised scam.
Or just attack his fragile ego in ANY form, it's the exact same. Good games BETRAY him constantly, imagine how much ape shit he would throw when he plays a genuine bad game. Phil is the best, the games make the mistakes as they are cheap and for glasses wearing basement dwellers *snort*.
PS: Of course there is no real betrayal, only egomaniac fart sniffers would think of themselfs that way. So here we go.
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*snort* and welcome to the DSP retrospective 573
today we'll be watching footage from muh 33 year legacy
starting with videos from retrospective 345, 529, and 103, okay?
then we'll finish with watching 433 all the way through *leans in and does the secretly talking to you by covering the side of my face with my hand gesture* and you should watch it with me on muh channel on youtube cuz i can still monetize that one.
don't forget to come back TOOMAHROW for retrospective 574
AckedyACK
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I would truly be willing to pay to see PlanetJeff's face the exact moment he will unevitably realize Phil is a disgusting, rotten-to-the-core, unhygienic, scamming empty shell of a human being, at whom he threw all of his deceased wife's money. I would pay to see his face when he realizes this, and Phil starts to ignore/avoid him at all cost the same way he avoids soap and good manners.
Remember that 1K you gave away for the Jasper scam? Yeah, you sure showed the haters!
Remember that 1K you gave away for the Jasper scam? Yeah, you sure showed the haters!
SkippyLongbottom
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Dude obviously has massive control issues. He put out some bait to get his fans some incentive to give him shekels and didn't think about the end result. Didn't realize he gave free reign to the public on nominating stuff he would need to play that it would end in the results we have now.
This is why he is in a tizzy about it. He's pulling some manipulation to funnel in certain games by giving HINT HINTs all over the place because he is not happy with the results. Absolutely a fucking weasel.
Let's see if he pulls another Mario64 wins bullshit because if so, any dumb poll he posts for some stupid marathon after that is just pointless. These are starting to look like a list of suggestions and not a very democratic option for his viewers. At any point he can just make up some bullshit on how the poll was rigged when it most likely wasn't. The only rigging in the end is Phil blowing it off and just picking whatever he feels like playing.
Phil is just an old fart trying to pretend to stay hip with times when he is really off the mark here. This guise of loving to play games and have fun is so stupid because anyone with half a brain can see through that bullshit. He's a piece of work who hopped in on a common day fad of wanting to be a streamer to make money but isn't even trying to pretend anymore about the gamer part. Has $$ in his eyes at all times and any sort of move he makes for his jahb is solely on how much money he can profit.
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