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AckedyACK said:
I would truly be willing to pay to see PlanetJeff's face the exact moment he will unevitably realize Phil is a disgusting, rotten-to-the-core, unhygienic, scamming empty shell of a human being, at whom he threw all of his deceased wife's money. I would pay to see his face when he realizes this, and Phil starts to ignore/avoid him at all cost the same way he avoids soap and good manners.

Remember that 1K you gave away for the Jasper scam? Yeah, you sure showed the haters!
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Honestly I hope in that moment that he very seriously considers self-harm. I don't care so much about DSP being supported by anyone but a fuck-up of that magnitude warrants a level of recrimination which can only come from within.
 
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geekboy400 said:
im not sure why he would want to go back to super meat boy he already did as part of his indie "marathon" back in 2015 (we even got phils fake rage)
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I would actually like to see him go back and finish Hotline Miami 2, those games genuinely pissed him off. He would do his usual fake rage going full clown mode but eventually the real rage would set in.
 
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FallGout said:
I would actually like to see him go back and finish Hotline Miami 2, those games genuinely pissed him off. He would do his usual fake rage going full clown mode but eventually the real rage would set in.
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Part of me thinks he would do everything in his power to NOT play a game like Hotline Miami 2 as he leads on. He's doing some reverse psychology for shit like "Why would people pick SFV? I neveeeeeer raaaaaage aaaaaat thaaaaat." followed by his little bitch boy "lol".
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Part of me thinks he would do everything in his power to NOT play a game like Hotline Miami 2 as he leads on. He's doing some reverse psychology for shit like "Why would people pick SFV? I neveeeeeer raaaaaaged aaaaaat thaaaaat." followed by his little bitch boy "lol".
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When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
 
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Speaking of stupid trolls:

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[2019-08-13 22:15:17 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer250 Could you check the logs later? ooziegohard got banned but he was being sarcastic. look at he context of what he said
[2019-08-13 22:19:48 UTC] scowlingonion: Cheer265 I actually had a conversation with a few detractors and to be honest. they're pretty Dumb. You ask them how is phil so bad and its just meme after meme or hurl insults. your detractors are your biggiest fans. truly.


GOT EEEEEEEEM. Ops are full go, Code "First REEEEagle" Castiel!
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how long till THE DETRACTORS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG?
 
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PieceofShet said:
When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
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I would agree except he knows he only has to play for like 1-2 hours, max. If it was for the whole time, absolutely would be hilarious because he's shit at the game AND would be dealing with new characters.
 
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PieceofShet said:
When nominating a game causes dsp to rage in his chat... I say SFV is a good choice for rageathon.
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I was hoping for Morrowind bathroom breaks where after a hour of getting lost DSP magically clears his head and discovers the right path and vehemently denies any accusations of using guides whilst banning a few pay pigs in the process because they're bored and trolling.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
*snort* and welcome to the DSP retrospective 573
today we'll be watching footage from muh 33 year legacy
starting with videos from retrospective 345, 529, and 103, okay?
then we'll finish with watching 433 all the way through *leans in and does the secretly talking to you by covering the side of my face with my hand gesture* and you should watch it with me on muh channel on youtube cuz i can still monetize that one.
don't forget to come back TOOMAHROW for retrospective 574
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It's just going to be 18 phils of various ages and health all talking over eachother with the webcam in different areas of the screen.
 
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How long until the next I'm sick meaning that Jasper is visiting the vet. I mean the care of that cat is of upmost importance bc of Kat. If anything happens she's gonna beat his ass up haha
 
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AckedyACK said:
I would truly be willing to pay to see PlanetJeff's face the exact moment he will unevitably realize Phil is a disgusting, rotten-to-the-core, unhygienic, scamming empty shell of a human being, at whom he threw all of his deceased wife's money.
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I thought about this too, this is the kind of fuck-up that you will never forget. It is the ultimate disrespect to your late wife and a mistake you will carry with you to the grave regretting it.
 
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Poll results as of today
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
why would people vote for WoW? the only thing he'll rage at is people one-shotting quest mobs

morrowind is much better suited for dave because he's a dumbass, but just like any other old games he played he'll have his hand held by the chat during the entire game
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Going to disagree homie. It will go one of two ways: Dave wonders around like an idiot and doesn't get anywhere, or he gets his handheld every 5 feet.

Two hours is not enough time for a game like Morrowind to cause any "rage" for Dave. Need something he can jump into right away with no long introductions.
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
why would people vote for WoW? the only thing he'll rage at is people one-shotting quest mobs

morrowind is much better suited for dave because he's a dumbass, but just like any other old games he played he'll have his hand held by the chat during the entire game
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It doesn't fucking matter because:

a) Phil will only play each game for something like 2 hours which is no time at all to get into 75% of the nominees, let alone one of Bethesda's bloated abortions, and

b) he's going to cherry pick the winners regardless of outcome, and

c) he'll stop playing any game at any time for any reason anyway because he's a cunt.

The only determining factor for how long any part of the marathon will go is expectation of more money. That's it. Which will make it just like every other marathon he's ever done. The best we can hope for is low turnout/"participation" so we get to see a jowly pallid man sadly fart his way to a premature death.
 
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