Containment What If?

[EI 903]

What if Chris was a moderator on this site?

I am Chris.

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

What if Chris tried to become a movie critic like Cole?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris tried to become a movie critic like Cole?

Oh man, I love that idea. Like, how buttmad would Cole get if Chris' movie reviews regularly got more hits than Cole's reviews?

 

[EI 903]

Oh man, I love that idea. Like, how buttmad would Cole get if Chris' movie reviews regularly got more hits than Cole's reviews?

With Chris' infamy, that's barely even an 'if'

 

[Ultimate Grisby]

Oh man, I love that idea. Like, how buttmad would Cole get if Chris' movie reviews regularly got more hits than Cole's reviews?

They probably wouldn't even be concrete reviews, either. They'd be basically a short paragraph of him saying he liked something and tries to relate it to his life. Like his Facebook post after watching Chronicle.

14 June 2012
I've just watched the movie, Chronicle, Director's Cut. It was a 4/5 movie.

I saw myself in the lead boy, I forget his name A.T.Moment, in what I would do to the Trolls, Snyder, the PLace building portion.
But I feel that I would have done it tactful, Like Matt. When Steve was lost, I felt as emotionally broken as "A" did; equal to losing Mr.C
My dad, Mr.C. I and Mom still deeply miss him very much.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

What if Chris was a fanatical supporter of gay rights, and had some manner of hatred toward "Filthy HETERO Breeders"?

 

[Coldgrip]

What if Chris was a fanatical supporter of gay rights, and had some manner of hatred toward "Filthy HETERO Breeders"?

Then Ahuviya would finally meet the tomgirl of his dreams.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was an astronaut and walked on the moon?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was an astronaut and walked on the moon?

We'd have to concede that Chris is pretty devoted to the cause if he decided to bring all that tobacco to the Moon himself.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

What if Chris was a fanatical supporter of gay rights, and had some manner of hatred toward "Filthy HETERO Breeders"?

Based on his current progress, you'll probably have your answer within the year.

We'd have to concede that Chris is pretty devoted to the cause if he decided to bring all that tobacco to the Moon himself.

Or maybe he's going there to retrieve it. Well, if he's going to jail, he'll need something for barter.

 

[GS 281]

What if instead of being a JEW, Michael Snyder was a Chris-Chan?

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

Well, if he's going to jail, he'll need something for barter.

That gives me an idea. What if, when Chris goes to jail, Chris makes Sonichu medallions and uses them as currency instead of tobacky? And what if, within a few years, said medallions signify membership in a prison gang?

 

[Kecleon]

That gives me an idea. What if, when Chris goes to jail, Chris makes Sonichu medallions and uses them as currency instead of tobacky? And what if, within a few years, said medallions signify membership in a prison gang?

It's more likely than you think.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

That gives me an idea. What if, when Chris goes to jail, Chris makes Sonichu medallions and uses them as currency instead of tobacky? And what if, within a few years, said medallions signify membership in a prison gang?

Then it'll be a lot easier to find the cellblock boy-hos.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris got banned from hell?

 

[Mick92]

What if instead of being a JEW, Michael Snyder was a Chris-Chan?

Then the GAMe PLACe incident would have been the Battle of the Century.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris got banned from hell?

He'd probably get banned from heaven, too, which would effectively make him immortal. Chris would then wander the Earth forever, complaining about trolls until the end of time.

 

[CWCissey]

He'd probably get banned from heaven, too, which would effectively make him immortal. Chris would then wander the Earth forever, complaining about trolls until the end of time.

Or he'd be in Purgatory.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went into an audition for a singing talent show, and had Simon Cowell judging him? What would he say?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went into an audition for a singing talent show, and had Simon Cowell judging him? What would he say?

Nothing, he would just hang himself.

Then all actual musicians that worked at writing music and got where they were today by not appearing on a glorified karaoke contest or for being the fucktoys of the record companies would rejoice. We could also say that for once in his life, Chris did the right thing.