Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Cheesy Cukes said:
Their lame trolling will maybe prompt a few rage posts - which aren't as enjoyable as his organic insanity anyway - and that should be it.
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Well I have to hand it to them, they seem to have disrupted his equilibrium more than most of the failed trolling attempts against him.

However I agree with you that watching Lucas’s own brand of crazy bloom without interference is much more entertaining.
 
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If anyone was wondering what Lucas is doing on FB, he’s basically become your menopausal auntie.
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Werner must have a love hate relationship with Kiwis. On one hand we highlight all the insane shit he spews, in the other it’s the only attention he gets in that miserable existence of his. As a bonus here are some old screenshots from his main account that display how deranged he is.

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Rescuetoast said:
Ben Franklin? We should set him up with Chris.
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Oddly enough Franklin was a sex symbol, and fucked tons of women. Now back in his time, being fat was a sign of wealth like a Rolls Royce is today, Ben unlike Lucas was incredibly educated, thoughtful, caring, fun and productive in his life. I have nothing but respect and love for the man. He's a polymath we won't see likes of in another 500 years I fear.

I do chuckle Lucas comparing himself and Ben, fucking considering Wound is not Poor Richard's.... Well they both liked board games, Franklin being a master chess player and Lucas who can't count to 4 correctly with wooboo. Lucas rap about raping young girls while spitting his MRSA boogers on the camera while Franklin invented instruments and wrote music.

Another fun fact (since most of you probably didn't know of his music and chess) they shared another topic, writing about how to get laid. Franklin wrote a letter that was hidden for 100+ years telling friends how to get strange since you often married for status back then. Lucas makes up stuff to justify him jerking his micro dick towards 8 year old girls.
 
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Oddly enough Franklin was a sex symbol, and fucked tons of women. Now back in his time, being fat was a sign of wealth like a Rolls Royce is today, Ben unlike Lucas was incredibly educated, thoughtful, caring, fun and productive in his life. I have nothing but respect and love for the man. He's a polymath we won't see likes of in another 500 years I fear.

I do chuckle Lucas comparing himself and Ben, fucking considering Wound is not Poor Richard's.... Well they both liked board games, Franklin being a master chess player and Lucas who can't count to 4 correctly with wooboo. Lucas rap about raping young girls while spitting his MRSA boogers on the camera while Franklin invented instruments and wrote music.

Another fun fact (since most of you probably didn't know of his music and chess) they shared another topic, writing about how to get laid. Franklin wrote a letter that was hidden for 100+ years telling friends how to get strange since you often married for status back then. Lucas makes up stuff to justify him jerking his micro dick towards 8 year old girls.
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Didn’t franklin also advocate banging old women and had ten reasons set out (2. All women are the same from the waist down...4. They’ll be way more grateful for the attention..)?

He had some thing about screwing old ladies and why it was the smart thing to do.
 
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Rogowski said:
Lucas is still watching us yet he didn’t have anything to say about his number being leaked? Odd.
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The fuck is he on right now, or is he trying to be deep?

Agreed, odd he doesn’t care about his number being leaked.
 
AbraCadaver said:
The fuck is he on right now, or is he trying to be deep?

Agreed, odd he doesn’t care about his number being leaked.
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Looks to me he is referencing a post I made 10 pgs back, where I said -- "Lucas, you're looking at a liar every time you see your reflection."
Just his schizo pedo's way of "trying" to turn it back onto us.
 
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I’m on mobile rn and can’t properly archive this shit but here you go.

A random girl showed up on this post by Spencer Hightower of Spokane, Washington who is best known as the alleged fiancé of Lacie Belcher of Spokane, Washington; who was the girl that trolled Lucas Werner IRL a while back with fiancé and Tyler Lamphere of Spokane, Washington.
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Molly Druer shows up in this thread to call them all bigots, libtards, and all around terrible people out of nowhere and the swagfags from Spokane all show up to swear that Molly is a Lucas alt. I personally don’t buy it what do you all think?

PS - tried archiving the thread but it won’t archive with comments intact.
 
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Rogowski said:
I’m on mobile rn and can’t properly archive this shit but here you go.

A random girl showed up on this post by Spencer Hightower of Spokane, Washington who is best known as the alleged fiancé of Lacie Belcher of Spokane, Washington; who was the girl that trolled Lucas Werner IRL a while back with fiancé and Tyler Lamphere of Spokane, Washington.

Molly Druer shows up in this thread to call them all bigots, libtards, and all around terrible people out of nowhere and the swagfags from Spokane all show up to swear that Molly is a Lucas alt. I personally don’t buy it what do you all think?

PS - tried archiving the thread but it won’t archive with comments intact.
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I can see from that Molly's first comment, why they would think it was Lucas. He has tried to get teens/young women to date him by making young guys out to be abusers. I skipped around in that long comment thread, "Molly" is in the east coast. I also took a look at the Lucas Werner fb and she is following his page. Don't know if she is on his "friends" list. Looks like her FB is about a month old, and she's got Corina Miller on her friends list.
 
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Telomayonnaise said:
"Molly" is almost 100% certainly Lucas, and if these were my kids I would beat them for being such unfunny little faggots. Almost as bad of wannabe trolls as Lucas himself.
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I respectfully disagree. That account has history dating back about a month and Lucas has in the past always leaked his alt accounts in DM messages with “friends”. That and the typing styles are completely different and include tons of emojis and I don’t think Lucas is that smart. She mentions in a comment she has a hubby, on FB maybe that’s lucas and Molly is playing him. Of course I could be completely wrong.

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I can see from that Molly's first comment, why they would think it was Lucas. He has tried to get teens/young women to date him by making young guys out to be abusers. I skipped around in that long comment thread, "Molly" is in the east coast. I also took a look at the Lucas Werner fb and she is following his page. Don't know if she is on his "friends" list. Looks like her FB is about a month old, and she's got Corina Miller on her friends list.
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It could be the swaggy trolls themselves trying to milk Lucas for clout again.
 
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Rogowski said:
I respectfully disagree. That account has history dating back about a month and Lucas has in the past always leaked his alt accounts in DM messages with “friends”. That and the typing styles are completely different and include tons of emojis and I don’t think Lucas is that smart. She mentions in a comment she has a hubby, on FB maybe that’s lucas and Molly is playing him. Of course I could be completely wrong.


It could be the swaggy trolls themselves trying to tard cum Lucas for clout again.
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Ooooo ye, if there's a month's worth of non lucas tier shit on the acc already u probably right here. I figured the emoji spam and different type style were just his shitty attempt at trying to look like someone who isnt lucas (especially after declaring themself specifically not to be lucas), but it might just be another one of the local tards, as u speculate. We'll probably know by week's end anyway.
 
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