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I wanna see Dave play The Long Dark. Guarantee he would load it up and choose medium difficulty (which in this game is pretty challenging for individuals who are not even exceptional) and freeze to death pretty much straight away.

Actually, knowing Daves freaky unfair life lottery luck he’d end up spawning in in a fully stocked farm with a rifle and multitude of tools. How does he always do it?!
 
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DSPGouting said:
I wanna see Dave play The Long Dark. Guarantee he would load it up and choose medium difficulty (which in this game is pretty challenging for individuals who are not even exceptional) and freeze to death pretty much straight away.

Actually, knowing Daves freaky unfair life lottery luck he’d end up spawning in in a fully stocked farm with a rifle and multitude of tools. How does he always do it?!
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DSP can hardly endure the scorching Seattle heat a few minutes between his car with A/C full blast and the mall's front door, one day of the week at a time outside of his A/C ridden condo, inside his gated community.

The dude has been pampered to death his whole life. The fact of having to play a game with survival mechanics is too foreign for him to grasp.
 
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Why the hell are there 11 choices on that poll? If DSP is so upset about people picking "stupid choices", why didn't he narrow the list down to three-four things that he wouldn't mind playing and let them vote on those?

Crash Team is leading the vote with 13%. What kind of voting is this?
 
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Did Phil just admit that Jasper's only declawed at the front paws?

That gin bottle during his 30 minute break sure fucks with his lies. He can't keep em straight.

/edit: could've sworn he said he had no claws at all. I know it's unusual to declaw a cat at the rear paws, but this is kinda weird.
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Did Phil just admit that Jasper's only declawed at the front paws?

That gin bottle during his 30 minute break sure fucks with his lies. He can't keep em straight.

/edit: could've sworn he said he had no claws at all. I know it's unusual to declaw a cat at the rear paws, but this is kinda weird.
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Na, he’s mentioned that before
 
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Salubrious said:
Why the hell are there 11 choices on that poll? If DSP is so upset about people picking "stupid choices", why didn't he narrow the list down to three-four things that he wouldn't mind playing and let them vote on those?

Crash Team is leading the vote with 13%. What kind of voting is this?
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What games does one vote on for a Rage-a-thon played by a man who can only barely contain his distaste for video games writ large?

It's like the Reverse/Rebirth of the "what does one get for the man who has everything" issue.
 
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The problem with his whole rage stream concept is he's only going to play the games for a couple hours. Even for the games in that list that could actually generate rage like Ninja Gaiden, Phil's style of playing slow as hell searching every corner for secrets and constantly stopping to read donations means he won't get to the hard parts. MAYBE he would reach the first boss of Ninja Gaiden and have enough time to get killed a couple times. And since he knows he is just going to drop the game forever after the two hours are up, there will be no rage. The whole idea is fucking stupid.

The only thing that could cause legitimate rage in that list is Street Fighter V and he will surely make an 'executive decision' not to play it because he's a salty bitch.
 
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Vic Viper T301 said:
The problem with his whole rage stream concept is he's only going to play the games for a couple hours. Even for the games in that list that could actually generate rage like Ninja Gaiden, Phil's style of playing slow as hell searching every corner for secrets and constantly stopping to read donations means he won't get to the hard parts. MAYBE he would reach the first boss of Ninja Gaiden and have enough time to get killed a couple times. And since he knows he is just going to drop the game forever after the two hours are up, there will be no rage. The whole idea is fucking stupid.

The only thing that could cause legitimate rage in that list is Street Fighter V and he will surely make an 'executive decision' not to play it because he's a salty bitch.
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Do we even have an official date yet for when it happens? Because I absolutely agree on the fact he's only dumping a few hours per game, so what is going to motivate or give him some drive to keep pushing forward for progression if knows he just has to fill in 2 hours at the most per game? Most games slowly introduce mechanics and the like that the actual rage parts happen way past late of 2 hours.

SFV is perfect since he can just jump in and get right into the meat and potatoes. Same with Crash.

Also he is supposed to acquire whatever wins too which will skew his choices to say nay to some titles. So he will possibly choose whatever is easiest and cheapest to get and/or has already in possession.

Either way he should have just picked maybe two games tops to fill in the shitty marathon.
 
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Despite the obvious pretense of the "rage-a-thon" as some supposed flagship "reality" show for Modern Era Man and The Invisible Siamese Kitties, it's a pity you can't choose Master Ninja Mode from the off in Ninja Gaiden Black because unlike a bunch of the other titles on the "vote" that require more time to get to the meat of the challenge it's one of those games that sets the bar high from the off simply because you don't have access to a few critical abilities and it makes the start of the game about as hard as just about anything else that comes after it. In fact the game arguably starts to get easier with more tools at your disposal. I could see him bailing with at least a slither of genuine aggrivation and infantile contempt for the game before even reaching the first save point.

I could however be overestimating him and normal mode could spank him just as hard as any other tougher difficulty.
 
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I think one thing people are overlooking with this stupid marathon is that true Phil rage is when he quits the game on the spot.

If it was an actual authentic rage marathon then he would fly through the games in a heartbeat because he would stop playing each and every one of them. Otherwise it's fake as shit rage, or filled with absolute bitching the whole way through.
 
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PeeAndPooLover69 said:
why would people vote for WoW? the only thing he'll rage at is people one-shotting quest mobs

morrowind is much better suited for dave because he's a dumbass, but just like any other old games he played he'll have his hand held by the chat during the entire game
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If it's current WoW too, rather than WoW classic when it drops, that game doesn't really cause rage. it's pretty easy, especially at low levels if you know how to handle mobs efficiently.

Though he might find a way to die in a starting zone where nothing attacks you until you get first hit because he's a retard and doesn't understand he needs to click the pretty buttons to fire off attacks.
 
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Phil doesn't get legitimately mad during these preplanned "rage-a-thons." I don't know how you can plan to get mad at a video game when you know what to expect, especially when you're not going to play online. It's like he tried to find a way to capitalize on his angry gamer reputation in the most lazy, stale way possible. He either stonewalls and doesn't show any emotion so the detractors don't make fun of him or goes into fake rage clown mode to get his wheelchair fanbase all riled up so they give him money. The only real rage will be if his fans aren't "interacting" or "contributing" enough for his liking, then it's time to stop everything to browbeat the cucks. He will of course hype them up as something special and full of RAGE in his dumb tweets and put clickbait titles on his YouTube videos when in reality the whole thing was a boring shitfest.
 
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New theory

Remember when Phil had the Indy Marathon and he played Minecraft? It was so popular that he added Minecraft to his roster of chill games.

Maybe he wants to play Marrowind so he can add it to his lineup.

Why? Because Kat loves everything elder scrolls related.

This could just be a ruse to make some content because Kat told him to.
 
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