Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Null]

Please don't tell me you just used Redpill-speak unironically?

The term orbiter has really grown on me because it's a succinct way to describe it. It's basically what happens when you have a popular girl on the Internet and guys tend to flock around them for no real reason. The relationship forged is almost artificial, but the logic is they don't have an chance to get her at all unless they keep their foot in the water, but when you treat girls like friends they assume you want to be friends so it never goes anywhere. Kind of like how satellites orbit a planet.

Just my opinion. @introman uses it a lot but he's closer to redpillers than I am.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I really hate this story, and yet unlike most other lolcows, I am so interested.

Turns out the model for Ashleigh was discovered, guess I was wrong when I voted "Real", which I did so because, again, these Realdoll things are unbelievably frightening a concept.

Guess this must be the opposite end of the spectrum, I've heard of girls having sex with Robotic creatures with an entirely synthetic penis, but these robots weren't resembling human beings who can move their eyes and mouths fluidly.

What does one even gain by having one of these "things"? That doesn't emulate actual sex, doesn't it? Stupid questions

 

[PsychicFish]

Turns out the model for Ashleigh was discovered, guess I was wrong when I voted "Real", which I did so because, again, these Realdoll things are unbelievably frightening a concept.

Well, you DID read the post where someone emailed the company who everyone is so sure made the doll, and they politely said 'that's a real woman, are you blind?', right?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Well, you DID read the post where someone emailed the company who everyone is so sure made the doll, and they politely said 'that's a real woman, are you blind?', right?

I don't have internet 100% of the time right now, and when I DID first hear about this shit, it was on an iPod when I was at work.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Having had a night to think it over, I have to say: Peter got us good. He masterfully trolled us into thinking he was a desperately insecure, doll-fucking, baby-stealing, document-forging pervert. But it turns out he was just pretending to be retarded!

Boy do we look silly now that he's been revealed as nothing more than a greasy, tit-obsessed loser who only made up a fake girlfriend that one time, and who may or may not be taking advantage of a significantly younger woman. There sure is egg on everyone's face but his.

He fuckin' got us, man!

 

[Rogowski]

I have a feeling this isn't over yet. With the way /cow/ is going, the next step is going to be them finding this woman online and contacting her.

 

[Miniscule Spritz]

When I thought she was fake I really wasn't thinking about what an awful mother she'd be if she were real. But now that we know she's real - really? You spend all your time taking selfies and photoshopping them instead of, you know, getting a JOB to support your CHILD? Really??
That's the only reason I'm still hoping that she's not actually his wife, and that the roommate/relative's baby theory is correct. Maybe she's a babysitter for that particular kid. *crosses fingers*

*EDIT* also, that one last pregnancy pic still looks like a butt.

 

[Loke]

Also this is the reply I recieved from Sinthetics regarding Ashleigh:
Me:

Omfg that completely blows my fucking mind. I had written this tread off as the equivelent of a slow news day piece, especially after someone else found the supposed model she was. Well, round and round we go. We die not of death, but of vertigo

 

[AnOminous]

I have a feeling this isn't over yet. With the way /cow/ is going, the next step is going to be them finding this woman online and contacting her.

Considering Peter raised more questions than he answered, that's pretty much an inevitability.

Being (potentially) a genuine baby shaking psycho isn't really a step up from being a sex doll. I am horrified to imagine an infant in the care of these clearly mentally ill people.

Also, again, no indication that Braceface and Peter are in any kind of relationship at all, or have a child together. Peter looks like he's strung out and has been crying all day with huge bags under his eyes. Braceface looks like she's uncomfortable even being near him. If he's so triumphantly victorious, why doesn't he look it?

I imagine him begging her in tears to go along with whatever he's trying to do right before the video starts.

Of course, I should probably just give up, because the only thing I know for sure at this point is that my brain is full of fuck.

 

[Smutley]

Well, you DID read the post where someone emailed the company who everyone is so sure made the doll, and they politely said 'that's a real woman, are you blind?', right?

Did you overlook the part where the company politely said, "Two of those pictures are a real woman since they can not stand on their own, one is a maybe but we can't be certain, and one is a certainty"?

 

[Pikimon]

Why would anyone sleep with this man is beyond me, he looks like a hairy, gender-swapped Lena Dunham but without the rich parents.

 

[Dr. Meme]

b-b-but.. shes a doll...

 

[Rogowski]

It should be noted that yes, while the doll cannot stand on it's own it can with a doll stand. All he would have to do is shop the stand out, not saying that's what's happening here just something to consider.

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

Not necessarily. I've seen random smucks on reddit convincingly photoshop people and objects out of photos. There's also a really easy way for Peter to do this, since he has access to the space:

Step 1: Take a picture of the empty room.
Step 2: Take a picture of the doll standing in the room you just photographed, making sure to use the same angles.
Step 3: Overlay the images in photoshop and erase the parts you don't want people to see!

I'd also like to see the people who think there isn't a doll explain horrific pictures like this one:

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Look at that waist.

Photoshop, a lot of girls do it. As I said before her measurements are inconsistent between photos, which leads me to believe she shops her photos.

 

[PsychicFish]

Did you overlook the part where the company politely said, "Two of those pictures are a real woman since they can not stand on their own, one is a maybe but we can't be certain, and one is a certainty"?

The 4 photos sent were 2 of ashleigh, 1 from the sinthetics site itself, and 1 that was photoshopped of the sinthetics doll with ashleigh's phone and glasses.

Unless you're saying they said the photos of ashleigh were of a doll, and the photos of the doll from their own promotional material fooled the company, I don't think it really says what you think it does.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I wouldn't bother anymore trying to prove to these dudes that whatever the reason she has to stay or be with him, she's not a doll.

At this point it's like that one dude Doctor Duke said, the dolltruthers just want to have willingly ignorant fun, and to be left alone and secure in their knowledge that they can't recognize a real person when they see one.

 

[crease danger]

Photoshop, a lot of girls do it. As I said before her measurements are inconsistent between photos, which leads me to believe she shops her photos.

But WHERE did her tits go in the video? She claimed 32G while pregnant and boobies just don't shrink like that, especially if she's still breast feeding (if she was doing that at all).

 

[pickletickle]

there are still so many confusing unanswered questions...

 

[The Lone Wanderer]

But WHERE did her tits go in the video? She claimed 32G while pregnant and boobies just don't shrink like that, especially if she's still breast feeding (if she was doing that at all).

That's why she refuses to appear in a video. Her true measurements would be outted. Some people have said it was Peter pretending to be her in the vine, which would explain the mask.

 

[MACH-IV]

But WHERE did her tits go in the video? She claimed 32G while pregnant and boobies just don't shrink like that, especially if she's still breast feeding (if she was doing that at all).

Someone mentioned that on twitter to a barrage of "why were you looking?" and "MRA have never seen tits IRL."
The pregnancy pics also haven't been explained yet. I know some girls shop their pictures beyond recognition, but in this case it would have been more convincing to just put a basketball under her tee shirt.