Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[bruhidfk12345]

I don't dislike Greg. I don't even thing he's that bad, tbh. In fact, damaged as he is, I think he's way above June's league.

Yeah, no. As much as I dislike June, I really don't agree that Greg is in anyway out of her league. Annoying tryhard that she is, June can look decent and well put together when she's not doing that stupid ddlg shit. She also makes way more money than he does. Greg, on the other hand, is an overweight schlub who thinks he's the next Einstein, and is incredibly shit with what little finances he has, buying stupid nerd shit and overpriced cars.

In short, they both suck dick, but let's not pretend Greg could get any better than June. Probably why he got her an engagement ring as an appeasement gift in the first place, despite making it very public that he despises marriage.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Yeah, no. As much as I dislike June, I really don't agree that Greg is in anyway out of her league. Annoying tryhard that she is, June can look decent and well put together when she's not doing that stupid ddlg shit. She also makes way more money than he does. Greg, on the other hand, is an overweight schlub who thinks he's the next Einstein, and is incredibly shit with what little finances he has, buying stupid nerd shit and overpriced cars.

In short, they both suck dick, but let's not pretend Greg could get any better than June. Probably why he got her an engagement ring as an appeasement gift in the first place, despite making it very public that he despises marriage.

This. Greg is a completely average looking average jerkoff, and Shoe could easily go get anyone who looked as good or better than him if she wanted to, barring she could keep her creepy fetish powerlevel under wraps.

 

[Quindoll]

The video just made her apartment look like a mess, and not normal teen/early twenties girl mess where there are piles of crap everywhere. like mental illness there's literal filth(possible literal shit) everywhere


Getting engaged on New Year's Eve 2017? How romantic.

Referring to your (still) fiance as your "boyfriend" on August 10 2019? Fucking. Goals.
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june on Twitter

“the starwars prequels are good and i liked them please do not @ my boyfriend https://t.co/5h4YxEDsuP”

twitter.com

http://archive.li/7tG7p

So, obviously I'm years late as shit on this, but I clicked through to that Jewlr page (which may not have the same pricing info as it would when this was posted), and if that's where the ring is from, having a black diamond in the middle instead of the "Genuine Diamond" saved Greg $800 on the cost of the ring.
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Goth Princess indeed.

That is actually a really good point. Because how you spend your money is generally how you priorize things. Remember how he wanted to buy some Star Wars merchandise (I think it was a helmet) for 1000 dollar?

So he spend way less on uwus ring. Not that surprisingly but it clearly shows whats more important for him. Shoe loses against star wars and she still clings to him because she doesnt have anything else going on for her. Cant wait for the breakdown when it all comes to an end.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

^don't forget his new car that he doesn't need.

 

[bruhidfk12345]

I got curious, so I looked on Jewlr myself, and that ring might be even cheaper than we think. Jewlr has cubic zirconia options, which don't cost anything at all. That ring was probably less than 400 bucks.

Which, once again, I want to reiterate that there's nothing wrong with a cheaper ring. It's just when you want to spend 1000 bucks on dumb star wars shit, and yet can't even get your future wife something nice, it starts to look kinda bad.

 

[MediocreMilt]

You know that joke about how "If you were shocked by the Epstein suicide, imagine how shocked he was!" that quickly became corny and over-played?
Fucking of course when Greg chose to retweet that, he retweeted an Instagram Thot.

Spoiler: potentially NSFW

Here's a smattering of people making that joke who aren't whores:

 

[StarkRavingMad]

All I'm saying is this in regards to which person is worse:

If I had to choose one, I'd rather have a conversation with Skeptic instead of Shoe. Skeptic isn't the brightest person (despite what he thinks), but he'd be able to follow a conversation a lot better than Shoe would. Plus he has more interests and hobbies than just screeching on the internet.

 

[BadBitchOnTheScene]

Adding in my opinion on this debate: June can 100% do better than Greg. Both of their fanbases think so. It's an ongoing joke, and jokes are often rooted in reality.

Yes, Greg seems *slightly* smarter than June. But he hasn't used those smarts to build wealth or do anything worthwhile. He's a man-child who's barely scraping by. Plus, he's fat. His gut gets bigger every year. He never works out. So if he doesn't have the looks, and he doesn't have financial security, then what does he have to offer?

June is thin, white, decently attractive, childless, and under 30. That is more than enough to find her a good partner in America. She also has no debt, so even if her YouTube career goes away, she's still not a liability to any potential partner. The only thing standing in June's way is the fact that she's an idiot. (Sorry if you're reading this, June.) Her self-esteem is in the gutter, and she's deadset on committing herself to a man that continues to waste her time. She has no purpose, so she's made Greg her purpose. Huge mistake.

 

[VO 163]

Wow, she supports Queer Kids Stuff now? Seems like the exact type of thing that she would’ve screeched about a few years ago when she was against SJWs. Interesting just how low she will stoop for her pet cause and to gain the approval of retarded leftists.

Edit: oh my god this HAS to be a joke please say sike

 

[MediocreMilt]

June v. Tim Pool

you left out the best part!

june on Twitter

“i apologize to @Timcast for my virgin vs chad meme. i thought it was obvious we've all been fighting censorship for years i didn't know it would be taken as an actual insult. i feel bad.”

twitter.com

Twitter

archived 15 Aug 2019 04:47:53 UTC

archive.is

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Poor Shoe, she doesn't know how to act around a mature, adult individual who doesn't speak in "uwu". Also, notice how she often reacts badly at men who don't fall for her "I'm so petite and cute" act: Paul Joseph Watson, Steve Crowder, now Pool. She just attacks them and when they reply at her, she's just joking, guys, uwu.

Of course, her beta orbiters are in the comments saying "LOL, U TRIGGERED HE SO SALTY", when in fact, Tim's simply a normal person who has little patience for fake whores.

Wow, she supports Queer Kids Stuff now?

Of course she does. Don't you know QKS person is a LGBT minority that is in desperate need of her help? Who cares she (or he, I don't know) has some strange fetish about children and sexuality... she needs June's protection.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

you left out the best part!
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june on Twitter

“i apologize to @Timcast for my virgin vs chad meme. i thought it was obvious we've all been fighting censorship for years i didn't know it would be taken as an actual insult. i feel bad.”

twitter.com

http://archive.li/BRYvf

Shoe: "I said what I said."
Also Shoe: "I can't believe he took that MEME as an insult, and I feel bad now. uwu."

See what she's doing? She acted like an asshole, and people called her out on it. Now she's making excuses by calling what she did meme-ing, and how she didn't mean to be insulting. I can SEE the crocodile tears through that tweet. Also, she's a champion for anti-censorship and free speech? Somebody conveniently forgot about Candid! And somebody conveniently forgot about how she basically was rooting for Steven Crowder to get kicked off of YouTube during the whole Vox debacle!

Seriously, I'm with Tim Pool on this one: Go fuck yourself, June.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Hahahahahahaaaa... of course she's now backpedaling, she's an complete spineless cunt. She could have said "Jee, Tim, don't be such a bitter person, calm down, ok, I'm sorry, no need to insult me" and HE would have ended up looking bad. But nooooo... no, no, no. People can't be mad at her because she's so fragile and special and incapable of doing harm.

Also, she's a champion for anti-censorship and free speech? Somebody conveniently forgot about Candid! And somebody conveniently forgot about how she basically was rooting for Steven Crowder to get kicked off of YouTube during the whole Vox debacle!

Not only she's claiming that she's a free speech champion: she's practically saying she's done a better job at it than Tim Pool.

Seriously, June can't handle adults who act like actual adults and don't feel like pandering to her ego by praising her uwu self. No wonder she can't stand Crowder. How dares he to not be constantly mentioning how awesome her sexual life is? How can he not be considering dumping her wife for her like Greg did?

 

[Druveer]

HairOnHead (Btw I read that name here and whoever came up with it is great and also owes me a keyboard you fgt) is your classic mean girl.

She's going to poke and prod at you, make jokes are your expense then when you react.

OMG CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE? GAWD, CHILL!

 

[BW 182]

June is a spineless cunt. I thought the whole Milo Stewart thing was a one-off, but this shit for QKS is saddening. It's amazing to see how most of the Crazyhair Crew turned out just a few years later.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Hahahahahahaaaa... of course she's now backpedaling, she's an complete spineless cunt. She could have said "Jee, Tim, don't be such a bitter person, calm down, ok, I'm sorry, no need to insult me" and HE would have ended up looking bad. But nooooo... no, no, no. People can't be mad at her because she's so fragile and special and incapable of doing harm.

Her backpedaling in this particular situation is so easy to see through. She's not sorry for shit. The apology is SO backhanded. Look at some of the tweets she's made in response to others: "HE GOT ACTUALLY MAD SO I FELT BAD." This is literally the same vibes as some douchebag who says "It's just a prank, bro!" after doing something awful to someone.

Also ... Where was her joke? She was literally putting his credibility as a person in question. Meme or not, she "said what she said." Her words exactly.

She. Is. Such. A. Bully.

And I'm going to disagree with some people here: She doesn't have low self-esteem. She may pretend to, but she doesn't. She clearly thinks VERY highly of herself ... Just like Greg. Two peas in a fucking pod. I don't think she can do any better than Greg. If they were to break up and she moved on, the best she could do is a desperate neckbeard. And lord knows she'd never get into a relationship with another woman ... She's too mean to other women to pull that off.

 

[MediocreMilt]

She doesn't have low self-esteem. She may pretend to, but she doesn't. She clearly thinks VERY highly of herself

I don't want to get too psychoanalytical, but in practice, when you deal with people, that really is two sides of the same coin represented in this quoted text.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Also ... Where was her joke? She was literally putting his credibility as a person in question. Meme or not, she "said what she said." Her words exactly.

She did exactly the same with Crowder: she said that lying (about the whole Alexa thing) is something he could do. She was accusing a media person, someone who lives from their credibility, of being a fraud. She then deleted the tweet. And she's now doing the same with Tim Pool. As she did with PJW. She jumps at people for atention, when they don't give back the kind of attention she wants...

..."It's just a JOKE, lol".

 

[StarkRavingMad]

She did exactly the same with Crowder: she said that lying (about the whole Alexa thing) is something he could do. She was accusing a media person, someone who lives from their credibility, of being a fraud. She then deleted the tweet. And she's now doing the same with Tim Pool. As she did with PJW. She jumps at people for atention, when they don't give back the kind of attention she wants...

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..."It's just a JOKE, lol".

She is such a dick, lol.

I don't even like Paul Joseph Watson ... But she comes across so poorly in her interactions with him that he looks like the reasonable and non-cringey one. Amazing.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

She is such a dick, lol.

I don't even like Paul Joseph Watson ... But she comes across so poorly in her interactions with him that he looks like the reasonable and non-cringey one. Amazing.

Not the only time she's jumped at him and got mad when he responded cynically. I wonder if she has some pathological need for certain men with influence to be flirty and sexual with her. None of the men I've just mentioned are remotely interested on that, heh. That must hurt.

Stick to Greg, Shuwu.