Signs of possible lolcows

[Shady Attorney]

Can't take a joke. Takes everything way too seriously

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

~Danger Hair~

 

[RapeMan]

How do you even tell if you have autism?

You know how seeing someone yawn makes you yawn? Not if you've got the tism apparently.

 

[Vecr]

Signed up this summer on KF is a pretty good indicator.

Yeah, I guess.

I signed up to post something specific though, I was lurking earlier.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Can't take a joke. Takes everything way too seriously

That would qualify quite a few people on KF as well.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Has a deviantart account with more than twenty submissions.

 

[OpenBASED]

Liking small children a little too much.

 

[PonelessBizza]

Liking small children a little too much.

And gets triggered when called out on it

 

[Vince McMahon]

Has a deviantart account with more than twenty submissions.

I mean, it's literally in the name of the website, lmao.

 

[Autisimodo]

They think their shit doesn't stink - They don't use their mistakes to improve themselves.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

If you're worried about predicting the birth of a lolcow, you probably should spend less time looking in the abyss.

 

[NSA]

Everyone is a lolcow, some people just produce more mi1k.

 

[JambledUpWords]

If you're worried about predicting the birth of a lolcow, you probably should spend less time looking in the abyss.

It’s not really a worry for me. I was just curious as to what other people believe are traits of potential lolcows. It’s meant to be fun.

 

[Vince McMahon]

If you're worried about predicting the birth of a lolcow, you probably should spend less time looking in the abyss.

Your response is pretty lolcow-ish.

 

[Imperial Guardsman]

They are a former e-celeb desperately trying to cling to a small bit of relevancy.

 

[WoodlumHax]

being overly passionate about she-ra or voltron is a red flag imo

 

[Neko GF]

-Incels (Examples: Elliot Rodger, Marjan Siklic )
-Has been part of the Skeptic™ Community (Examples: Matt Mundane, Shoe0nHead, Kraut, the Amazing Atheist, Sargon)
-Absolute train-wreck in life (Examples: Drachenlord, CWC, Amberlynn)
-Injects politics where they shouldn't be (Examples: QuintonReveiws, Spoony, Jerry Pett, JelloApocalypse )

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Your response is pretty lolcow-ish.

I've been waiting to crank this out:

Whoever laughs at lolcows should see to it that in the process he does not become a lolcow. And if you gaze long enough into the autism, the autism will gaze back into you.

 

[YayLasagna]

Having Josh or Chris as a name.

 

[Draza]

When they treat those close to them or their fans like shit.