DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wurstbrot]

@Salubrious, Jeff probably loves to be used as a doormat. I lost all faith as he wrote: "He does something almost nobody else does - raw playthroughs".
This guy is in full pignosis and filled up with propaganda. How can he be around Twitch, the place where ALL gamers do uncut RAW playthroughs, and write bullshit like that? Great catch Phil, you got yourself not only a valedictorian buddy (meaningless as it seems) but also a whale high on crack.

 

[JamFlowMan]

During a rant about the Jasper reveal stream and PlanetJeffs tip Phil said he does not speak with PlanetJeff outside of the streams.

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Since I'm still looking for clips for the debunk debunking stream, I found this clip posted by @Haunter , so credit where credit is due.
In the clip Phil says he has spoken to PlanetJeff, to me it sounds very much implying in private.

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I have even less doubt now that Phil planned this gay op with PlanetJeff, so fuck him.


Note: Everything with the debunk might take a while, I'm trying to cut everything down to be as short as possible.

I'm all for you doing what you're doing so don't take this as me telling you to stop, but the only proof you need is that clip of Phil saying "I have a feeling people will be generous soon" or whatever the actual quote is. Phil can't act to save his life and the second he said that everybody knew this thing was rigged from the start. Can't know the specifics of what went down between them, but Phil knew he was coming to drop big money and squeezed all his other paypigs dry out of greed.

 

[JackDavis]

why would people vote for WoW? the only thing he'll rage at is people one-shotting quest mobs

If it's current WoW too, rather than WoW classic when it drops, that game doesn't really cause rage. it's pretty easy, especially at low levels if you know how to handle mobs efficiently.

Man, you guys really should watch the TIHYDP World of Warcraft. DSP is so salty in it. The whole thing was full of people turning him into a turkey, kicking soccerballs at him, Leanna accounts inviting him into groups and level 100s killing every quest mob. He was so tilted by the end of the stream half of his screen was covered in KOGaming1 pictures and it became a YouTube exclusive because of all the trolling. He kept bitching about how the game is unplayable for streamers (hello Asmongold) and the developers were stupid for not thinking about this (game was released in 2004). It was one of the most enjoyable streams to ever watch.

 

[Salubrious]

He kept bitching about how the game is unplayable for streamers (hello Asmongold) and the developers were stupid for not thinking about this (game was released in 2004).

I noticed this at first when he was ranting at the Apex Legends composer (and then claimed victory because the composer got sick of talking to him so DSP said that the composer "obviously knew he was wrong.") DSP only thinks in terms of what game developers should do to make DSP's life of making money off streaming easier. DSP doesn't take into account that 99%+ of video game players neither stream nor post Youtube videos; game developers should take into account that less than 1% of people and not "affect their livelihoods" or whatever. Also, most Twitch streamers don't post their "raw edited gamethroughs" on Youtube to collect sheckles, so it doesn't even affect them anyway. Plenty of people play Apex Legends or Grand Theft Auto games on Twitch without being affected.

It's full "what about me" syndrome.

 

[Raven'sChild]

How long until the next I'm sick meaning that Jasper is visiting the vet. I mean the care of that cat is of upmost importance bc of Kat. If anything happens she's gonna beat his ass up haha

I have little doubt that one or more streams will be cut with the 'Have to take Je$ter to the vet' excuse. D$P isn't going to waste a 'sick day' pretending the cat is ill. No, no, no! He'll exploit any trips to the vet ( real or contrived) for all the shekels he can get. Up late drinking and don't feel like getting out of bed? Tweet how sorry he is, but the everyone in household is worried to death due to Je$ter choking all night ( coughing up a hairball). MIGHT have to take him to the vet if he doesn't seem better ( keyword=might). Can't possibly stream as need to keep a constant watch on the cat's condition.
When the actual Check-up rolls around, you can bet your bottom dollar begging will commence in full force. Those annual shots aren't free and it's factually impossible for him to save any amount of money toward the inevitable visit to the vet. They got premium TV services to pay for and have to eat out every week, they have to!

Going to disagree homie. It will go one of two ways: Dave wonders around like an idiot and doesn't get anywhere, or he gets his handheld every 5 feet.

Two hours is not enough time for a game like Morrowind to cause any "rage" for Dave. Need something he can jump into right away with no long introductions.

...the first 30-45 mins will be whittled away creating and naming his character.

Why the hell are there 11 choices on that poll? If DSP is so upset about people picking "stupid choices", why didn't he narrow the list down to three-four things that he wouldn't mind playing and let them vote on those?

During these 'marathons', he plays about 5 games for 1-1.5 hours. His 'marathons' are only 7-8hrs long with a 25-30 min break shoehorned between each game.

Tonight's stream had some juicy details, First off, Hey Phil! We know you read kiwifarms at 3am all Ginned up because you had the misfortune of bringing up the so called Conspiracy about your hidden email gate with PlanetJeff. Funny how you stated its being talked about on your chat but oddly enough has only been brought up here and a few youtubers videos. The fact alone you brought this one detail up showed us your hand, i can see why you suck horrible at poker. And with such perfect timing after banning a few mods, ie DaBottomLineIs who now spilled the beans from his own personal experience being a loyal fan turned mod, then waking up to the smell of your bullshit. You really picked the worst time ever trying to debunk this.

Then you had to let it slip like the idiot you are, that you where gonna show every jasper back when you where having your many i need this money for taxes or ill lose the house marathons, but you didnt wanna show jasper then because the stream was for taxes, ha of course phil. And im sure you got Jasper because he was the only declawed cat at that shelter too. You are seriously the greatest idiot ive ever had the pleasure of laughing at. Guess that 10 year plan then getting a job is also a lie since you said you hated having a boss above you. Oh did your dads job really fire you for no reason? Even after they got you your own personal chair for your back problems? Oh they fired you because you told them you couldnt do the job that they hired you for. This from your own mouth. Congrats Phil, your a master of scamming Wheelchairs, but a even greater master of hanging yourself with your own rope.

"Dont like my stream, then dont watch, but if you like what i do, you have to contribute"-Phil Brunell

Thanks for the quote Phil, being all hyped trying to debunk while causally hiding in a bathroom on blackout always gives us trolls, detractors, conspiracy theorists, whatever key words you like to claim to your disable cult followers, a golly good laugh. Once the ships sink, i hope you have some pride in yourself to sink with it.

...I have to agree with this as the very next day after his not cooking dinner anymore was brought up....he announced he would have to end his 1st stream 30min early...to cook dinner. This was rescinded after the break and changed to his cooking dinner the next day which turned out not to be the case as it was announced that they were having leftovers for dinner with no need to cut the stream short this time either.
On a sidenote, wonder how he formulates 'leftovers' into his weekly dry erase posted meal plan? Seeing as Leanna didn't serve leftovers, are they considered another cultural food from Mrs. D$P's family heritage?

 

[A Money Creature]

It should've been PlanetJeff, not his wife. At the very least she can't see what kind of exceptional individual her husband is anymore.
Feels double tip 21$ man.

He have more than once claimed he have wanted to make a political channel on YT where he gives his point of views on today's politics, think it was like a year ago or so the latest.
He also did a few of pro-Trump claims following the election and prior to midterm he didn't want people to vote since it was too much commercials about it.

Pretty sure we are going to see a political Phil next year!
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Because he had a herniated disc he couldn't sit still on his old job so he asked to do something that made him walk around, go to meetings and talk to people which eventually led to him redoing the entire business of bringing in "repair stuff".

This is what i like about Phil, how things he never claimed for years suddenly pops up out of nowhere and now suddenly have always been there and is the truth!
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FromSoft games stress him out and he hates it!
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He have very rarely stopped playing a game, perhaps about 4 games a year out of the hundreds he have played every year!

Because someone made a 7 hour video about him rage qutting games, people dont know he have been around for 11 years and think all he does is rage quitting and dont know anything about him because they have no real information about his past!

Didn't Phil go on an anti-LGBT tirade pretty recently? Could have been a few months ago.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

i doubt she ever touched anything older than that.

You mean besides Daves lard riddled, saggy, medical cream loused body?

 

[JackDavis]

Didn't Phil go on an anti-LGBT tirade pretty recently? Could have been a few months ago.

He made a very unoriginal joke about Nioh 2 only having two options for gender. Then robble robbled like the Hamburglar for some reason. His fans then replied with original TRIGGERED and ATTACK HELICOPTER memes.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

From the 1st clip, that seems like a overreaction if you ask me. Why is he so staunchly in that position? There's 2 options, 1 he really doesn't and has never spoken to Jeff off-stream, in which case why get so worked up over it? Just say no and move on. 2 he has talked to him off-stream maybe even about that big tip and he's doing what he always does when he people catch on to his bullshit and goes super defensive.

If I'm honest, it would be incredibly weird if he's never spoken to him off-stream. There's nothing wrong with talking to viewers off-stream. Plenty of streamers do it. Especially with someone who supports them a great deal. He makes it sound like the idea of talking to him privately is disgusting and he'd never lower himself to do such a thing.

The likelihood of him talking to Jeff privately is high, the likelihood of him and Jeff planning that donation faggotry get higher and higher with every denial like this.

Edit - Now that I think about it, I wouldn't be surprised if the only time he did speak to Jeff was when promised money, to plan a way to get more money from everyone else.

He definitely talks to Jeff via email. Everytime Phil wants to be talked to, you have to personally email him at his ancient hotmail account. So for him to say he talked to Jeff, it was emails aka private.

Still using hotmail which is fucking hilarious. Don't DM him on twitch or twitter, you gotta get your email fucking out there by emailing him.

Half undead'? I thought the entire definition of 'undead' was that they are half living and half dead? Half undead, so 25% alive, 25% dead and 50% something else? He's literally "It's a manbearpig!" exceptional. Fucking christ.

Sort of like how Phil is Italian. So 1/4th Italian and 1/4th Polish and the rest is a mix of mutt, but he chooses the 1/4th Italian to be Full Italian. That Polish part is non existent to him.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I dont encourage any criminal activities but I secretly hope one day someone can hack into Phil's email account and leak out the email train between him and Jeff, just saying

 

[Raven'sChild]

I dont encourage any criminal activities but I secretly hope one day someone can hack into Phil's email account and leak out the email train between him and Jeff, just saying

While bringing to light any collusion, D$P would still be factually correct as he never said he didn't correspond with Jeff only that he never 'talked' to him outside the stream. I don't see D$P skyping with the guy while at his desk uploading the day's viddas to the YouTubes.

 

[gaarashatan]

Won't play AL because it is old, but will play Black Ops 4 that is older?


Did he ever win a game without Brian and Kek?


That's rich coming from someone who complains he can't afford games anymore...

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Peeked in on him playing Black Ops 4, he gets killed by a guy hidding in a corner and have the balls to claim that what they guy did was boring...
It is not even funny to see how he behaves towards the cat, he thinks others constantly talks about their cats/dogs but it just comes of as spam.

Edit:
So apparently Phil dont mind if Kat gets on some for of social media, just as long as she dont have it in her actual name as a form of protection, but she refuses since she dont wanna put their happy and good life in danger by getting a account on Twitter, FB or what ever...

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A donation he wont read!
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Phil:"A tip from the mod that got unmodded and im not going to read it!" (giggle)
It followed a rant about how evil detractors are that make things up so he can no longer be transparent about his life anymore!

Another tip wonders about how creating trolls are making things up about him?
Claim that he have done some financial mistakes in the past and is now paying for it, that he expected to always make as much money as he used to do, but then he made mistakes, trolls attacked him and YT...
Correct me if im wrong, but when does he normally claim he made financial mistakes? Doesn't he usually blame his financial advisors, YT, Twitch, Trolls and God and the Devil but never himself?

Edit3:
Said it before and say it again DSP and LTG could have been twins seperated at birth!
You make a video showing LTG rage quitting it's defemation of character!
Everything detractors claim about Phil is now defemation of character!

tips him 5 dollars to tell him that, thats how sad these people are and yet the detractors are mentally ill, phil sure has those people whipped real nice. i have never seen such a obedient dictatorship community

 

[Salubrious]

I dont encourage any criminal activities but I secretly hope one day someone can hack into Phil's email account and leak out the email train between him and Jeff, just saying

I don't want people to hack DSP's email, but I'm actually surprised it hasn't happened already because I thought for sure DSP's email password would be 123456 or something.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Thankfully, I have a letter from AA (Autism Association) that says it's ok to make fun of Phil and that the letter from the IRS on that table is a fake one. However, I sadly cannot show it for safety reasons. But I think I have irrefutably proven he is a liar.

This is a great statement because either he's lying about the letter being on table, or he was previously lying through all the times that he stated he had no federal tax problems and no involvement from the IRS (all the problems were supposed to be at the state level). Or, perhaps the best option, Phil is honest on both points and, despite all of the money raised allegedly for taxes, which most definitely did not actually go to taxes, he has now gotten into trouble with the IRS on top of everything else.

I also just want to point out that Phil was very clear that only children believe the government sends you letters about your taxes. There are no such letters, there are no specific number spoken of, no paper trails anywhere. YOU DO IT LIKE ADULTS. You tie cash to a brick and throw it through the IRS office window with a sticky note that says "Is this enough? Pls check Y or N and return brick."

I dont encourage any criminal activities but I secretly hope one day someone can hack into Phil's email account and leak out the email train between him and Jeff, just saying

While this would be an effective option because I'm sure there are plenty of skeletons stuffed into that inbox, in the context of Jeff, I think there is a far more entertaining course of action - if someone can get Jeff to admit that they spoke privately. Then Phil will have only two options, either admit that he lied and he and Jeff had spoken which might break pignosis for a few before Phil stops the dam by insisting it was somehow to protect Jeff, or Phil will have to say that Jeff is wrong or lying now and in doing so, piss off another paypig. The sooner the better, as Phil is in one of his pissy little phases where he is engaging in slap fights publicly.

Mind you, I would like to see the line in an email where Phil says "I appreciate all the help man. I know this is what your wife would have wanted."

 

[Very Honest Content]

Phil just wants to play games and have fun... Chrischan lives a more fulfilling life than Phil Burnell.

Especially when he's forced to spoon in bed with , oh wait, DSP completed his lovequest, nevermind.

Something that’s been on my mind recently concerning Phil. I’ve been getting around on the farms...most of them, almost all of them actually, have some sort of mental problem or problems, whether it be crippling autism, schizophrenia, or whatever causes these guys to decide they are women and don’t have to bother passing. Phil is the only one on here that does not suffer from any of these afflictions. He is here simply because of his personality and life choices.

One of these things is not like the other? One of these things just isn't the same...

I think Phil might be high functioning on spectrum, so he might just be less affected than the subforum competition here you're saying he's not afflicted in the same manner as. He's really a gender flipped Ali Rapp to me in many ways and she was diagnosed bipolar I seem to recall so he's probably afflicted by something but likely not diagnosed with the mental issue he suffers from whatever it specifically is.

I don't know what's happening "behind the scenes" (TM), but Phil is in Ultra Bitch Complaining Mode tonight. I've literally stopped in 3 times over the course of the last hour+, and each and every time he's been pissing and moaning about DUH TROLLS.

The blackout streams have been like this for months in a row now really, even the 'boring' ones featured Phil openly calling out the amount of detractors in chat as to why he didn't like the game that night. Simplest answer has to be pet reveal fallout at the moment.

I don't do gay ops. Everything I plan to do, or do, I do publicly. Doxing someone isn't a gay op. Less so doxing someone that threw several thousand dollars at Phil claiming he wants to make trolls mad.

So let me be sure I follow your theory of mind here; Jeff donates with express stated purpose to upset trolls, this makes you want to dox him, so therefore you're somehow foiling Jeff's plan exactly how by you doing this again?

Anyway, here's your profile so far; graduated top of the class with a public school degree, engineer, widower, middle aged man who enjoys watching others play video games with a narrative to follow and can't chat well because the DSP window runs too fast for him, owns at least one cat and one dog, very generous with giving to others. I'm not really seeing the lulz here yet unless it's a cover story...

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I don't know what's happening "behind the scenes" (TM), but Phil is in Ultra Bitch Complaining Mode tonight. I've literally stopped in 3 times over the course of the last hour+, and each and every time he's been pissing and moaning about DUH TROLLS.

I think it partly comes with the fact it's in the CHILL slot that he can just sit in a toilet and ramble on about the opposing side of his. He sees it working when he's being fed tips so in his mind, if he keeps up the long winded bitching, more money will come. Which it does.

 

[Muppetmode]

I think it partly comes with the fact it's in the CHILL slot that he can just sit in a toilet and ramble on about the opposing side of his. He sees it working when he's being fed tips so in his mind, if he keeps up the long winded bitching, more money will come. Which it does.

Yea I catching up on it and my god, for as much as dsp hates people talking behind his back he sure does talk a lot of shit on mods he removed

 

[Surly Muppet]

I think it partly comes with the fact it's in the CHILL slot that he can just sit in a toilet and ramble on about the opposing side of his. He sees it working when he's being fed tips so in his mind, if he keeps up the long winded bitching, more money will come. Which it does.

I think it is partly this but I think the other factor is that Phil has literally nothing else to talk about. We know about Jasper now, so there's that, and that gets beat like a dead cat. He can't talk about Kat because we'll kill her. He can't talk about specifics of taxes or problems because they're personal and Phil can't keep his lies straight. He can't talk about TV or movies because he doesn't have time to watch them (because he's watching wrestling) and Kat won't allow him to watch popular movies. He can't talk about politics because he's scared. He can't talk about games because he hates them, and he can't talk about 'favourites' because he pretends he can't think in binaries due to his Galaxy Brain Syndrome.

So he resorts to the things that keep him up at night, slugging down gin, obsessing and crying; detractors, stupid people who get in his way, the people who have 'betrayed' him. The Blackout streams are just an example of what Phil dwells on when he is sitting in a real bathroom.

That said, something is out of whack. Something has really been up these past few streams, especially considering he just got a pile of money and is, supposedly, not living in fear of overdrafts this month. You'd think he'd be in a better mood than last month when it was the 'worst financial month of his life'. It could just be that, following the lackluster response to his wedding, the lackluster response to Jasper annoys him. And the fact that his audience, including his mods, are calling out the problems with these reveals, including accurately assessing that Phil planned things with Jeff. His hot cons got him money, but people are not bowing to him like they should be.

 

[SleepyNibba]

So what are the chances he skips Astral Chain, GameXplain just put up some gameplay and its looking really good.

 

[Sparkletor]

Anyway, here's your profile so far; graduated top of the class with a public school degree, engineer, widower, middle aged man who enjoys watching others play video games with a narrative to follow and can't chat well because the DSP window runs too fast for him, owns at least one cat and one dog, very generous with giving to others. I'm not really seeing the lulz here yet unless it's a cover story...

Ahh... You must remember the January 2018 dox harvest. I think the thread was taken down.

The individuals who were targeted were not well known names. They did however share some common traits.

One had a speech impediment and was putting together an audio book. There were a few with no education, employment, or training. They liked wrasslin. They did not live on their own. They were single, beta males, probably autistic, and saw Phil as a hero.

Until we have any evidence, Planet Jeff is as likely to be an engineer with a dead wife as he is to be working at McDonald's and living in his grandmas furnace room. All we can prove is that once a month he has money to give Phil.

Is Jeff an adult dealing with the loss of his beloved? Was he the valedictorian? Is he an engineer? Maybe. Is he an 19 year old virgin boy with acne? Was he home schooled? Is he flipping burgers? Maybe.

If he is an intelligent and successful person, why can't he see through the "pignosis"? If he is a NEET, why not pretend he is an intelligent and successful man?

There are more lies and levels of autism than almost anyone here can decipher. Planet Jeff in the name itself is highly exceptional.

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