DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Phil Factor]

I'm too lazy to find the clips right now, but I always thought it was really fucking creepy how Phil was taking about a viewer's question of being in love/attracted to someone. In sum, he basically implied that people were wasting their time with someone, who may have been potentially abusive (and that they care for), while he 'genuinely' cared for his fans. It was full on sociopathic behavior on display for everyone. Something worse than even a twitch thot leading the oblivious on.

The worst part is people hitting Jeff up in DMs and chat because he seems to be really keen on dropping cash on Phil for the reactions... I was really hoping people would just let him be so that he could slowly realize he's compulsively throwing money around to probably fill the void in his life now. Only then could he maybe charge back for not thinking too straight but I guess he's happy to help Phil with his quarterly payments or whatever the hell his $1k was for.

 

[theyarewatching]

Is Phil really still that entertaining?

 

[Yawk Yawk Yawk]

So what are the chances he skips Astral Chain, GameXplain just put up some gameplay and its looking really good.

Pretty high considering all he wants to play is either mainstream popular shit or boring sports games for the the CHILL streams. people have to go out of their way to tell him to play the more lowkey games and he still skips on most of them because muh views and muh contributions.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Minor narrative twist on prestream - Phil just commented that people complain when DQ Builders and Minecraft are on the same day because they see them only as "building games" and therefore as the same thing, even though if they watched the streams, they would see that they're completely different games.

Phil himself has repeatedly openly complained that the schedule 'lined up' with 'two building games' and that he had no control over this, but implied that if he could, he would change it. Now people are saying exactly the same thing that he has said and he is implying they're complaining because they are ignorant. This is one of the most autistic things I have ever seen him do. He could separate these games, but he won't. He'll complain about them until other people do, but then blame those people and still not change it. Mind boggling.

He left Sunday open to "do whatever he wants". You set the schedule Phil. Every day is what 'what you want'. I don't understand why he runs with this weird narrative of the schedule he sets having some kind of abstract authority over him.

For the Minecraft stream he said the "main focus" will be building a tombstone for a 'a former mod who did underhanded stuff against myself and other people in the chat'. First of all, I don't know who 'other people in the chat' is. He was busted for trying to unban someone, that was it. Second, I don't know how this tombstone, which was paid for at the end of last stream, will be the 'main focus', for two hours. This is either Phil being lazy, or him attempting to cash in on this drama.

Phil is again complaining about the rage-a-thon choices, alleging he is confused about Morrowind. He also said that SFV would not cause rage, as it didn't last year (did he not start playing SFV consistently after that?), and he said that CTR might because people want him to do the time trials. Yesterday it was clarified that people want him to play online, he is insisting on the time trials. He really doesn't follow any kind of logic anymore.

Kat is off today, so Jasper won't be on the stream. Phil says it's a 'rarity' that Kat gets a day off. Phil. PHIL. She gets a day off a week with you, and at least one other a week, which you have previously confirmed when talking about her playing with Jasper. You can no longer get away with saying stuff like that.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[JackDavis]

Kat is off today, so Jasper won't be on the stream. Phil says it's a 'rarity' that Kat gets a day off. Phil. PHIL. She gets a day off a week with you, and at least one other a week, which you have previously confirmed when talking about her playing with Jasper. You can no longer get away with saying stuff like that.

Is he trying to push the narrative that Kat works 10+hours a day, 6 days a week?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So what are the chances he skips Astral Chain, GameXplain just put up some gameplay and its looking really good.

Not well known. Already has like 3 games he NEEDS to buy like Blaire Witch and that Until Dawnish game.

UNLESS someone generous enough will follow his amazon wishlist to gift him a code then he will consider it, hehe.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Is he trying to push the narrative that Kat works 10+hours a day, 6 days a week?

I guess he figures if people can believe it for him, despite the hours of gameplay on YT not adding up with that narrative, he can do it with her.

He just finished begging for money, before saying he didn't get overdrafted this month, 'so that's good'.
That should be followed by you thanking your tard audience Phil, they're the reason that happened, not because of any money management on your part. But instead he resumed begging.

 

[Sadge-itarius]

Is he trying to push the narrative that Kat works 10+hours a day, 6 days a week?

Is the same man, who has on record stated that his own "job" is harder than a 9 to 5, embellishing the work hours of his "significant" other? Yes. More at 11.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

So let me be sure I follow your theory of mind here; Jeff donates with express stated purpose to upset trolls, this makes you want to dox him, so therefore you're somehow foiling Jeff's plan exactly how by you doing this again?

Anyway, here's your profile so far; graduated top of the class with a public school degree, engineer, widower, middle aged man who enjoys watching others play video games with a narrative to follow and can't chat well because the DSP window runs too fast for him, owns at least one cat and one dog, very generous with giving to others. I'm not really seeing the lulz here yet unless it's a cover story...

It's hard to dox someone with a common name. You can't just go on Google and look for a guy that uses the nickname Naruto, for example. So I look for as much information as possible, even if it sounds trivial.
Everyone that I looked for so far I used the same method, and it worked out.
Why PlanetJeff interests me is because he seems to enjoy saying how he makes us mad and fuck us, while also tipping Phil saying how he's getting hate but it's okay - why cry about it if it's okay?
But also so far everyone I looked into was utter crince, they were either a furry, gender neutral, had weird fetishes or were utter retards.
So I'm not plotting anything, or trying to foil something, it's just fun for me to see what kind of person would give Phil thousands of dollars and help him scam people.

 

[Phil Factor]

For the Minecraft stream he said the "main focus" will be building a tombstone for a 'a former mod who did underhanded stuff against myself and other people in the chat'. First of all, I don't know who 'other people in the chat' is. He was busted for trying to unban someone, that was it. Second, I don't know how this tombstone, which was paid for at the end of last stream, will be the 'main focus', for two hours. This is either Phil being lazy, or him attempting to cash in on this drama.

So he's pissy because he saw the thread here and wants to make the stream about it and what happened on the last minecraft stream? Absolute fucking man child.

 

[Salubrious]

I'm trying to think if I've ever heard another PERSON, much less a "professional video game" player, complain about "fair" in a single player game.

It's single-player. What does "fair" even mean?

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Man Kat is a lucky lady, imagine sleeping in the same bed as this ghoul !

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Man Kat is a lucky lady, imagine sleeping in the same bed as this ghoul !



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gets even more scary when you think there's a chance khet let dave put his italian dick inside her

 

[Comma]

During a rant about the Jasper reveal stream and PlanetJeffs tip Phil said he does not speak with PlanetJeff outside of the streams.

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Now:

"I don't have any contact with Jeff outside of the streams!"

Three months later:

"I never claimed Planetjeff didn't message me in private! I NEVER said that! I said >>I<< didn't have any contact with >>him<< outside of the streams! Yeah, he messaged me saying I could expect a big contribution that would pretty much secure Jasper's reveal goal, but since I didn't reply to that email, you can't count that as a conversation or US having contact! HE contacted ME! Okay!? You guys are just trying to make me look bad with out of kahntext stuff while I did nothing wrong!"

 

[the khat quaffer]

I'm tired from digging, have some laughs.



I will find out who he is eventually, and I will plaster his picture wherever I can so others will be able to laugh at this utter failure and cuck of a man.
I really want to know how his wife died, as I'm starting to think he's one of those exceptional individuals who would bring Phil up in a random conversation acting as if they're friends, and she just couldn't take it.

But besides that he seems like the literal fanboy meme. Long time viewer, loves his raw playthrough, wants to give him more money, hates trolls, watched since 1488 when he played pong, it baffles me how this is possible.

>planetjeff2: detractors = half undead ( Kind of like his wife, yikes. )

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

If the Pigroach had the physical abilities to do what he does in deflecting, denying and subverting any argument or accusation he'd be the second coming of Royce Gracie or Gene Lebell.

 

[Pargon]

Not well known. Already has like 3 games he NEEDS to buy like Blaire Witch and that Until Dawnish game.

UNLESS someone generous enough will follow his amazon wishlist to gift him a code then he will consider it, hehe.

Also it's a Platinum game which demands precision and rewards with flash, two things Phil hates, along with there being Big Tiddy Anime Babes and the fact that it's on the Switch, a system for babies, made by Nintendo, a company that's been trying to steal his living out from under him for a decade.

I wonder where Phil sits on the Sliding Scale of Persecution for the lolcows on this site. Who among our vast ranch has the biggest victimhood complex?

 

[Dragoonism]

tips him 5 dollars to tell him that, thats how sad these people are and yet the detractors are mentally ill, phil sure has those people whipped real nice. i have never seen such a obedient dictatorship community

Not wasting any money on Phil, i leave that to the attention whores!
If you want to see a even more obedient "North Korea", i suggest having a look at Dale "LTG" Wilsons community!

Is he trying to push the narrative that Kat works 10+hours a day, 6 days a week?

Kat have a very weird working schedule, a month ago or so he claimed on the early stream she was working the night, only on the late stream claim she wasn't...
Is it just me or does it sound like she is working at 7-Eleven or McDonalds? Dont know many other places that have you work both day and middle of the night each week.

 

[Comma]

Lean in manual throat clear:

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And it's time for another episode of...

DSP Tries It: basic math (25 + 11 = 35)