DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PieceofShet]

Lean in manual throat clear:

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Someone tell me one more streamer that does that.... burp, throatclear, bottlecrunch. Cause the ones I watch they push the mute button to do this. Not even gonna mention that they use separate mic channels so when they are cooping they can talk to the partner and to the viewers.

Absolute disrespect.

 

[Raven'sChild]

This is the second week in a row ( that we know of) that Mrs. D$P has had two days off. Each of these resulting in a No Je$ter 2nd stream due to Mrs. D$P apparently being unable to tolerate being without the cat for the two hours he streams in the evening. What exactly does she do with the cat all morning, noon and night that she cannot let it out of her sight on and off during the two hours he's streaming?

 

[Dragoonism]

Someone tell me one more streamer that does that.... burp, throatclear, bottlecrunch. Cause the ones I watch they push the mute button to do this. Not even gonna mention that they use separate mic channels so when they are cooping they can talk to the partner and to the viewers.

Absolute disrespect.

Not exactly what you asked for, but LTG loves to eat food loudly straight into the mic or talk with the mouth full of food!

 

[harbinger]

Could making a tombstone in Minecraft with the name of a twitch viewer with whom you had a falling out be taken as targeted harassment?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Someone tell me one more streamer that does that.... burp, throatclear, bottlecrunch. Cause the ones I watch they push the mute button to do this. Not even gonna mention that they use separate mic channels so when they are cooping they can talk to the partner and to the viewers.

Absolute disrespect.

He actually unironically said that his own fans call him brave for doing the bottle crunch right into the mic because he knows that it would turn some people off. he thinks it's brave to do annoying things that would turn off people. I wish I was joking. I also wish I had the clip. This, like most of the things Dave does/ says, are not the words of a man in desperate need of money. I'll dig it up, it shouldn't be too hard to find cuz I haven't watched that many (detractor) videos of his lately. I haven't been following Dave like normal the last couple days. That cat video really got me.

We must all take care of that we do not gaze into the gouty abyss, for in turn it gazes back into us.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Also it's a Platinum game which demands precision and rewards with flash, two things Phil hates, along with there being Big Tiddy Anime Babes and the fact that it's on the Switch, a system for babies, made by Nintendo, a company that's been trying to steal his living out from under him for a decade.

I wonder where Phil sits on the Sliding Scale of Persecution for the lolcows on this site. Who among our vast ranch has the biggest victimhood complex?

Nier A Tomato was brain dead easy combat though and Astral Chain looks to be built upon its foundations. Also crucially the characters don't seem oversexualised and he doesn't have to date them on the side. I have a feeling he'll play this one so long some spedant picks up the tab.. and they always do

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Nier A Tomato was brain dead easy combat though and Astral Chain looks to be built upon its foundations. Also crucially the characters don't seem oversexualised and he doesn't have to date them on the side. I have a feeling he'll play this one so long some spedant picks up the tab.. and they always do

I think it was made by the same guy responsible for the combat in Tomato but I could be wrong so you aren't far off. There's definitely damage numbers and some RPG elements of that sort. Seems to have some mechanics that involve a bit of finesse with the stick to do shit like wrangle in stuff with a chain. Kinda reminds me of w101.

But I'd prefer if he skips it because I do not like it when Phil plays games I anticipate on buying.

 

[Pargon]

Dont know many other places that have you work both day and middle of the night each week.

It's been brought up a lot in the Kat Speculation thread but floor/assistant manager for retail chains (Kohl's, TJ Maxx, etc.) could very easily fit this because you're called to supervise basically any shift (many of these places require you to sign an agreement stating that you're willing and available to work some nights/weekends based on need) and if cashiers or stockers don't show up then you're the first to be asked to fill in for them since you're already there anyway.

Retail in America sucks fucking ass.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

But I'd prefer if he skips it because I do not like it when Phil plays games I anticipate on buying.

I can't stand to watch him play anything these days (above all else his typical gaming khantent puts me to sleep) but back when I did if I knew I was picking up a game day one I always found it enjoyable to compare experiences with Phil's.. before things turned sour for him and he had a more favorable audience it was interesting to witness how terrible he was at them when you were learning the same games at the same time. It became immediately apparent how little infomation he was able to retain when it came to controls and instructions. When I saw how many fucking times he threw Ezio Auditore off a ledge or roof in Assassin's Creed 2 and blamed the game it was like being woke from the black sleep of the kali ma.. glad I got out early.

He likes to pretend TIHYDP ruined him or something but the reality is.. anyone who picks up any videogame that Phil Burnell has played and thrown a shitfit over has already unknowingly removed the pignosis veil from their own eyes. Only those lacking the power of their basic faculties remain capable of reeebunking the reality that a 37 year old man never got beyond the prologue in So You Want to Play Videogames.. too busy, business to run, fulltime loving husband and now loses sleep over J2K the 2000 Dollar Kitty and all that.

 

[Sparkletor]

But also so far everyone I looked into was utter cringe, they were either a furry, gender neutral, had weird fetishes or were utter exceptional individuals.

You're getting too close, gumshoe.

 

[BrunoMattei]

 

[Lorgarloveshisfamily]

So what are the chances he skips Astral Chain, GameXplain just put up some gameplay and its looking really good.

he skipped on fire emblem three houses and monster hunter. he will most likely skip on this one aswell, ironic, as each of thoses games did well on twitch

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I can't stand to watch him play anything these days (above all else his typical gaming khantent puts me to sleep) but back when I did if I knew I was picking up a game day one I always found it enjoyable to compare experiences with Phil's.. before things turned sour for him and he had a more favorable audience it was interesting to witness how terrible he was at them when you were learning the same games at the same time. It became immediately apparent how little infomation he was able to retain when it came to controls and instructions. When I saw how many fucking times he threw Ezio Auditore off a ledge or roof in Assassin's Creed 2 and blamed the game it was like being woke from the black sleep of the kali ma.. glad I got out early.

He likes to pretend TIHYDP ruined him or something but the reality is.. anyone who picks up any videogame that Phil Burnell has played and thrown a shitfit over has already unknowingly removed the pignosis veil from their own eyes. Only those lacking the power of their basic faculties remain capable of reeebunking the reality that a 37 year old man never got beyond the prologue in So You Want to Play Videogames.. too busy, business to run, fulltime loving husband and now loses sleep over J2K the 2000 Dollar Kitty and all that.

It's one thing to compare his gameplay to your own for the same game he's doing a playthrough on. It's no contest. He's below average on the majority of games out there and the only thing he can hold over anyone is MAYBE Super Turbo.

But fuck me he really tarnishes a game with serious tones to certain parts of games that just is infuriating. The immaturity level of this guy for such scenes as Clementine stitching herself up in TWD. Any sort of sad or emotional moment he pulls out his shitty Middle School humor, proceeds to ack ack goat laugh at his own joke, and sets it to repeat.

Don't get me started on horror games. He goes hyper super saiyan saiyan god clown mode that he takes away any tension just because in reality he is a scared little bitch. He's an inconsiderate piece of work that seems to forget he also has people watching. He is that loud mouth annoying dude in a movie theater who will not shut the fuck up during scary movies.

He takes away so much from a game that I will not allow myself to even watch a game he's playing that I'm interested in. I feel for those souls out there who are Fire Emblem fans, rejoicing that he will not touch the game.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil started the stream, TIPPING function is not working so he ranted on stream about Streamlab software hurting his business

But he kept typing in the chat and finally it worked after a few refreshes

Immediately BEGGING FOR TIPS

"If you want to tip me you can do so now, however amount you want to tip, its working now, okay?"

First tip came in shortly after...............

 

[ZehnBoat]

He is that loud mouth annoying dude in a movie theater who will not shut the fuck up during scary movies.

DIDJUU SEE DAT? DID YOU SEE [character] DO [thing] AND DIE?!
ARF ARF ARF ARF

yo, shut the fuck up

*tries to lean in ban*
WHAAAT WHY ISNT HE GONE?!

 

[clownpiss]

this guy is beyond paranoid

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

So Phil here is going to replay another old game called Sly Cooper. I don't remember which one but he's replaying another game he has in his Youtube archive. Another game that no one asked for that he decided to randomly play(?).

Motives aren't very clear here. Not sure if there are some content I.D.'s to his old playthroughs like his GTA4 stuff. Does he just put a bunch of old playthroughs in a hat and draw from that? How was his original playthrough?

 

[actually]

So Phil here is going to replay another old game called Sly Cooper. I don't remember which one but he's replaying another game he has in his Youtube archive. Another game that no one asked for that he decided to randomly play(?).

Motives aren't very clear here. Not sure if there are some content I.D.'s to his old playthroughs like his GTA4 stuff. Does he just put a bunch of old playthroughs in a hat and draw from that? How was his original playthrough?

Most likely reason is 1) he wants something he maybe doesn't have to pay for (or it's cheap as fuck--someone should see if Sly Cooper was/is available on PSN or something) and 2) he wants something he can look up a guide for so he can feel superior.

 

[DankSydePhil]

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If this isnt living proof that Phil doesnt care about his fanbase and only dollar signs idk what else can prove it. Lets just say Mr.Meat was being serious, wouldnt you wanna meet your fans if you had a following like phil? I know i would. Hell even Wings lets fans come over his house and hang out during a live stream if they let him know their in town. This is just wow, Phil is so antisocial, im willing to bet it was pure hell for him to meet Khats friends this week and be social to people in real life vs behind a camera.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

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If this isnt living proof that Phil doesnt care about his fanbase and only dollar signs idk what else can prove it. Lets just say Mr.Meat was being serious, wouldnt you wanna meet your fans if you had a following like phil? I know i would. Hell even Wings lets fans come over his house and hang out during a live stream if they let him know their in town. This is just wow, Phil is so antisocial, im willing to bet it was pure hell for him to meet Khats friends this week and be social to people in real life vs behind a camera.

I can understand wanting to be left alone as a streamer. You are broadcasting to hundreds of people that the chances of an odd apple could be an almost high possibility. But Phil here has established such a clusterfuck of a circle that consist so much of a toxic(hate this buzzword but it actually applies to this dude) shithole that I could actually agree with.

Out of context though he just looks like he really has snipers on the roof ready to aim right at him. DSP does not have an actual fanbase at this point. Everything about him is just a huge fucking meme that anyone actually wanting to meet up with him must have some sort of motif.

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