Twitter/Reddit - Chris roleplaying as Magi-Chan megathread

[KJ 195]

If Chris lives past the 2020 Presidential election, I want someone to rub this in his face.

It won't be the first time Chris fails at predicting the future

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It won't be the first time Chris fails at predicting the future
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Not to powerlevel but Meltan can evolve but it's not what Chris predicted of course

If Chris lives past the 2020 Presidential election, I want someone to rub this in his face.

I wonder how Chris would react if Pmurt won again.

 

[Tikbalang]

It won't be the first time Chris fails at predicting the future
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When's the last time Chris admits that he's wrong on prediction?

 

[jc17]

I wonder how this "video" will be made. Is he going to use Chris as an interpreter for his silent language?

It's probably going to a drawing of him held up by Chris as he mutters off screen, "Make no mistake, I am the real deal."

Personally, I hope it's just the camera pointed at the wall, "some may have trouble seeing and hearing him, but for those of y'all that have transcended, please don't hold against those who haven't. Right, Magi-chan?"
"..."
"Hhhm, yeah. That is a good- that's a valid point, darling."

 

[The Dude]

Magi-Chan, you cannot watch a film or television series even once before it goes into production. Stop being so try-hard. We know you've got awesome psychic powers.

But how will people know Chris has all the super powers ever if he isn't constantly reminding everyone that he has them? And how will people know Chris is the most specialest ever if he isn't showing people he's the specialest ever by talking about seeing movies before he actually could have seen them?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Chris has changed his name on discord to Magi-Chrischansonichu instead of chrischansonichu

(This is verified as Chris btw)

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris has changed his name on discord to Magi-Chrischansonichu instead of chrischansonichu

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(This is verified as Chris btw)

Let's make it more absurd: Cryzel-Mewtwo-Sylvanna-Magi-ChrisChanSobichu1982

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris white-knights for himself.

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Apparently someone blocked Chris again and he complains about it via Magi-Chan.

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Also:

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You know, Magi-Chan is actually kind of pleasant to read and even eloq-

Oh, wait, it's fucking Chris.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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Magi-chan uses his vast powers to pirate movies. Too bad Chris is incapable of imagining up some better imaginary friends, because these kind of suck.

 

[jc17]

Magi-chan uses his vast powers to pirate movies. Too bad Chris is incapable of imagining up some better imaginary friends, because these kind of suck.

Magi-chan would rather use his powers to sit on his ass and bootleg movies from the future than warn Chris about future conflicts.

 

[CheesyBoy]

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Will Lisa be grown up? Because she hasn't aged since the 80's, and doesnt meet the age requirement

 

[Fapcop]

Chris thinks that saying: “Hmm yeah.. I have foreseen this a long time ago!” Is the ultimate proof of clairvoyance...

Who would have thought it?!

Do you reckon he closes his eyes, shakes autistically and pretends to be “taken over” by Magichan when he tweets pretending to be him?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Will Lisa be grown up? Because she hasn't aged since the 80's, and doesnt meet the age requirement

Yeah, he's presumably getting it from this:

Many people would take the first line and turn it into an ironic jab at the current political climate. Chris, on the other hand, apparently decided that because Donald Trump became president it means The Simpsons is literally true and Lisa will obviously be the next president. The merge better get a fucking move on because primaries have deadlines.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is still butthurt over being blocked by the brony analysts earlier this year. He wants the analysts to read the CWCki to "reevaluate their past assumptions."

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris is still butthurt [...]

Whether it's pets, junk, or grudges, Chris sure loves hoarding.

 

[FightenGnome]

For a second there I misread Magichans twitter handle and thought it was 114488. Didn't know Magi-Chan was a White Power guy.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

He wants the analysts to read the CWCki to "reevaluate their past assumptions."

IGNORE THE BAD STUFF

Seriously, you can't get a better idea of how lazy Chris is that rather than present information about himself, he points people to a satirical wiki that documents his innumerable foibles and follies throughout his life. His permanent record is chock-full of incredibly embarrassing content, I mean the guy's nudes and masturbatory antics are mere clicks away from the front page. At least he acknowledges that the Cwcki is True and Honest.

 

[FightenGnome]

I see this going one of three ways.

1. Chris will act like he's "channeling" Magi-Chan the way he was pretending to channel Marge Simpson in that ghost-hunting video a while back.

2. Chris will point the camera at empty space and act like Magi-Chan is talking, occasionally interjecting comments like "mm, yeah, you're so insightful, hubby!" Bonus points if he chooses to hide off-camera and pretend to be Magi-Chan.

Oh I can't wait for those videos, I assume it's going to be like some of the audio calls where Chris is mumbles something and then goes "Okay mom! Look, I uh, I got to go" in its comedic effect. Remember though, Sonichu has Chris' voice (He stated that if there ever were a cartoon he'd want to voice Sonichu) so it could be the Magi-Chan does as well.

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Yeah, he's presumably getting it from this:

Many people would take the first line and turn it into an ironic jab at the current political climate. Chris, on the other hand, apparently decided that because Donald Trump became president it means The Simpsons is literally true and Lisa will obviously be the next president. The merge better get a fucking move on because primaries have deadlines.

You know, I've never quite thought of it that way before. Maybe the original deadline was December 2018 because the Orange Man would surely be impeached. Now that doesn't seem to be the case, 2020 is the new deadline. It's very likely that the whole Dimensional Merge date may be pre-ordained by that Simpsons reference.

 

[{o}P II]

Chris is still butthurt over being blocked by the brony analysts earlier this year. He wants the analysts to read the CWCki to "reevaluate their past assumptions."

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>Read my tweets from august 15th
>Links article to 2017
Never change chris

 

[A Grey Cat]

Oh I can't wait for those videos, I assume it's going to be like some of the audio calls where Chris is mumbles something and then goes "Okay mom! Look, I uh, I got to go" in its comedic effect. Remember though, Sonichu has Chris' voice (He stated that if there ever were a cartoon he'd want to voice Sonichu) so it could be the Magi-Chan does as well.




You know, I've never quite thought of it that way before. Maybe the original deadline was December 2018 because the Orange Man would surely be impeached. Now that doesn't seem to be the case, 2020 is the new deadline. It's very likely that the whole Dimensional Merge date may be pre-ordained by that Simpsons reference.

That'll happen when you spend your entire life glued to the TV instead of making something of it.