Look Marijan, if you show us your dog and then
@Satan starts making threats to you about it, let me know
immediately and I will somehow, using every resource at my disposal, find the fucker and stop him. Normally I don't even want to risk going near dangerous assholes but there is a line. No dog deserves to be harmed or mistreated. That just happens to make me berserk because it's like a baby in that it's relatively helpless from attack by adult humans. If he even hints that he will bother your dog in any way, I will open a Skype account so you can send me his dox and I will protect your dog, and I don't think it's fair to make fun of men for having silly little dogs either. Any companion animal like that can be a lifesaver. I will just... not let that happen.