"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

“Doing a fair amount of drugs.” Were you smoking the marijuana like a cigarette?

 

[The Dude]

AYO HOL UP the IWW is the industrial workers of the world, I don't see how a blubbery paralegal counts in the same ranks as a bunch of 1930's steelworkers.

Phil is pretty wobbly, but he's not that kind of Wobbly. Y'know...because Phil is obese.

Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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LOL sure Phil. Sure you are. Except Aspirin and Flintstones Chewable Vitamins don't count as "doing drugs", you pathetic poseur.

 

[Positron]

“Doing a fair amount of drugs.” Were you smoking the marijuana like a cigarette?

Two days ago he said he had no food left. Today he's "doing a fair amount of drugs"?
Remember your audience invariably have bigger brains than you. Lie better Phil.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Phil is a big boy who does The Drugs. Which ones? All of them. The Drugs. It's cool when people do The Drugs, and Phil is a cool big boy. At his next meeting Phil will do The Drugs with his friends who also do The Drugs, and then they will do antifa things. While being high from The Drugs. Yep.

 

[The Dude]

I guess being an Antifa wannabe hasn't netted Phil the attention and respect he was hoping for, so now he's going to pretend to be a drug addict. It's always some edgelord bullshit that only 13 year old boys would think is "hardcore" or "cool" with Phil. How long before Phil is claiming to be smoking pure blue crystal meth? Or Adrenichrome? Because Phil is a hilariously pathetic poseur and never knows what he's talking about, so he just spouts bullshit from pop culture thinking it's based on fact.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I guess being an Antifa wannabe hasn't netted Phil the attention and respect he was hoping for, so now he's going to pretend to be a drug addict. It's always some edgelord bullshit that only 13 year old boys would think is "hardcore" or "cool" with Phil. How long before Phil is claiming to be smoking pure blue crystal meth? Or Adrenichrome? Because Phil is a hilariously pathetic poseur and never knows what he's talking about, so he just spouts bullshit from pop culture thinking it's based on fact.

I can't wait for Phil to learn how to make drugs, that will be a blast.

 

[JY's Tampon]

 

[MG 620]

How dare you, Phil is nothing like the description in meme! For one thing, he’d never actually martyr himself.

I don't know, I'm sure cutting off your junk to show kiwi farms counts.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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Phil washin down the bars wit the lean bruh my nigga Phil gone off the shits I aint playin man he on some next-level shit bruh he on that "cut your dick off because the Internet told you to" shit

 

[The Dude]

I think it would be good for Phil to go on drugs...the kind of drugs they give to someone who is on the low-fuctional end of the Autism Spectrum.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I don't know, I'm sure cutting off your junk to show kiwi farms counts.

In Darwinist terms it does.

 

[The Dude]

In Darwinist terms it does.

Its "survival of the fittest", but Phil heard it as "survival of the fattest".

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Phil, the inventor of drug cheese.

 

[Coldgrip]

Why? You'll just be sitting in your squaller watching videos of the protest as it comes in online. Phil you showed us you "Snatch" why don't the take some pics or stream yourself bashing the fash on Saturday?
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"Fair amount of drugs" for him is two aspirin, a cigarette that he doesn't know how to smoke, and some mexican dog weed (that he mostly wastes) he mooched from one the antifa faggots he hangs out with.

Get back to us when you're shooting up Horse, Philip.

 

[The Dude]

"Fair amount of drugs" for him is two aspirin, a cigarette that he doesn't know how to smoke, and some mexican dog weed (that he mostly wastes) he mooched from one the antifa faggots he hangs out with.

Get back to us when you're shooting up Horse, Philip.

Phil is too much of a chicken-shit phaggot to smoke anything. Remember when he tried vaping and was just puffing on it? And was coughing his fat head off even though he never actually inhaled?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is too much of a chicken-shit phaggot to smoke anything. Remember when he tried vaping and was just puffing on it? And was coughing his fat head off even though he never actually inhaled?

I still remember that video where he tried to smoke a cigarette, spluttered, looked like he was about to hurl and talked about how he’d have to quit smoking before his SRS.

 

[The Dude]

I still remember that video where he tried to smoke a cigarette, spluttered, looked like he was about to hurl and talked about how he’d have to quit smoking before his SRS.

It's pretty easy to quit something you never actually started to begin with.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Should we get a 8/17/19 Portland Protest thread ready or do you think Phil will just be locked in his apartment?

 

[The Dude]

Should we get a 8/17/19 Portland Protest thread ready or do you think Phil will just be locked in his apartment?

C'mon fam, get serious. There's no way Phil is going to any protest. He might get beat up again like he did during Occupy, only this time it'll be a big, burly Proud Boy instead of a skinny-ass college kid.

 

[Club Sandwich]

other than occupy when he was younger, has Phil been involved in any street protests/riots? he talks a big game, but doesn't seem to actually do anything meaningful, or even make an attempt to attend.