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Forte said:

Literally the FIRST BOSS of the expansion and he can't do it. This boss is designed to be easy as fuck. My god Shrimps, if you think THIS is hard you're not gonna be able to handle the last few fights. Not even playing with NPCs is going to save you.
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lol his fingers are too stubby to press ctrl+another key at the same time so he has to click to use half of his abilities
 
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lol his fingers are too stubby to press ctrl+another key at the same time so he has to click to use half of his abilities
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If he's having this many issues with that fucking boss, I can't wait until he (optimistically, mind) gets to fucking Titania. That thing wipes parties like no one's business.
 
Forte said:

Literally the FIRST BOSS of the expansion and he can't do it. This boss is designed to be easy as fuck. My god Shrimps, if you think THIS is hard you're not gonna be able to handle the last few fights. Not even playing with NPCs is going to save you.
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Holy shit what? I manged to clear the dungeon completely blind, tanking no less. Who the fuck even wipes on story mode dungeons?
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Okay didn't see that M&Ms he just shoved into his face while smashing his microphone into his greasy cheek. I was just skipping through the stream and didn't catch it. That's all the effort I'm gonna put in watching that stream. He could not even make it entertaining.
 
When it comes to the final fantasy series, almost all bosses have a set attack pattern. The easier ones, you can simply ignore it, but with the harder ones, it helps to learn the attack pattern to know what to defend against. Shrimpy simply does not want to put any effort in this, and is simply walking into a brick wall while ignoring the open door on his right.

Due to his years of playing warcrack, he should know that many bosses come in two flavors: tank n spank and bosses with mechanics. So this first boss was most likely designed to get him used to dealing with bosses that have certain mechanics to the fight.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
When it comes to the final fantasy series, almost all bosses have a set attack pattern. The easier ones, you can simply ignore it, but with the harder ones, it helps to learn the attack pattern to know what to defend against. Shrimpy simply does not want to put any effort in this, and is simply walking into a brick wall while ignoring the open door on his right.

Due to his years of playing warcrack, he should know that many bosses come in two flavors: tank n spank and bosses with mechanics. So this first boss was most likely designed to get him used to dealing with bosses that have certain mechanics to the fight.
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The bosses in the dungeon don't even really have mechanics beyond: don't stand in the fire and heal/mitigate through the partywide AoEs. It should be a cakewalk if you've made it that far into the game, unless your tank and healer are somehow massively undergeared.

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That's the thing. He's using NPCs. NPCs don't die unless you just completely ignore them the entire time. You notice when he wipes it's because HE died? Even the NPCs are programmed to go to the areas where you won't get hit by the boss's attacks. They are literally programmed to know the entire dungeon and execute perfectly. Had Shrimpy just packed his ass on any of the NPCs he would have had a super easy time. Instead, well... you saw the outcome.
 
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No chance of Shrimpy getting to The Trolley Problem in FFXIV?
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That's the thing. He's using NPCs. NPCs don't die unless you just completely ignore them the entire time. You notice when he wipes it's because HE died? Even the NPCs are programmed to go to the areas where you won't get hit by the boss's attacks. They are literally programmed to know the entire dungeon and execute perfectly. Had Shrimpy just packed his ass on any of the NPCs he would have had a super easy time. Instead, well... you saw the outcome.
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So you shouldn't ever call him an NPC because he's dumber than an NPC. Good to know.
 
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invictus said:
Because he's one of those nimrods that thinks any criticism of someone not performing a normal self care routine (bathing, washing, cleaning of any kind) is ableist. Because their spoons, you see, are so low that they can't devote energy to self care! It's ableist to assume they have the same energy levels as neurotypicals!

I've seen people like him spout that crap time and time again on tumblr and such back when I used to browse it before they removed all NSFW posts. Things like "hey um consider this: not everyone has the capacity to bathe every day!! and that's okay!!! don't impress neurotypical expectations on neurodivergents!! hth!!!"

It truly is a cancer. There's an alarming amount of people who think something as critical as bathing is a luxury and optional because they want to normalize depressive behavior.
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Maybe if he ever cleaned himself, he'd feel a little better. Not only does a good hot shower do wonders for dead skin and oily hair, but make it hot enough and he might sweat about 200 pounds right off.
 
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Chris got banned from a livestream chat
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"love too have to do a cw for my next ffxiv dungeon healing video because some jackass in the party said a fucking racial slur with meme letter replacement to "Get away" with it..."
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"why the fuck do most gaming discord servers have at least 5 or more Nazi frog emojis?"
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Chris thinks there is nothing wrong with his underage rape ERP, defends 'andrearitsu'
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He's still mad he got caught, repeatedly, lying about his age.

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On a hunch, I checked and sure enough he's back to trying to lure people into his creepy ERPs again.
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Of all the stupid shit Chris lies about, his lying about his age strikes me as one of the dumbest, because (Thanks to him) we have his legal name. His legal name used on official records, official records that are searchable by the public. Records which obviously list his real age and date of birth.


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Chris will never stop trying, just as he'll never stop lying. He's got compulsions and he has to follow them. It's the only way he knows how to live.
 
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Forte said:

Literally the FIRST BOSS of the expansion and he can't do it. This boss is designed to be easy as fuck. My god Shrimps, if you think THIS is hard you're not gonna be able to handle the last few fights. Not even playing with NPCs is going to save you.
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Of course he's playing as a fuckin Lalafel
And I pity the poor souls who have him as healer during any of the mandatory 8-man trials of ShB :stress:

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Nice autism here,sicko
 
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