Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

I’m surprised she hasn’t made a bigger deal about the 5th anniversary. Maybe she’s saving something, I don’t know.
I'd expect she's just waiting for either someone to talk about GG without mentioning her, so she can sperg about how you can't ignore how important she was. Or for someone to address her directly about it, so she can make a big show about how she's so over it and can't we focus on her comic books now (though yes you must always remember that Zoe was a victim and if you ever forget it you're an alt-right gamergater who harasses women and loves Trump).
 
Cow crossover: Ana Valens talking about an early version of the Zoepost:

It's been five years and it blows my mind no one in the online media world has actually stopped to, like, examine how thezoepost was created. Its first, unpublished draft was a tumblr-esque call out post that was workshopped into its final state, published 8/15/2014

think the post is better understood -- esp in a 2019 context -- as something that was supposed to be a call out and morphed into a dramatic story with a narrative arc and the memey Five Guys thing. If the original version was published we would be in a very different world

GG would have happened regardless -- TZP is better thought of as a match sparking a powder keg that blew up when Adam Baldwin came up with the name -- but it continues to blow my mind that no one thinks of just, like, breaking down the oral history of how this thing came to be.

The reason why I bring this up is because 1) I don't think it's actually helpful to gloss over how it was created when writing about GG 2) it became a memey story out of fear no one would care about a list of perceived wrongdoings 3) it shows why the call out system doesn't work

everyone around its author was basically a leftie or a liberal libertarian. its worst qualities came from a bid to get someone to care about its allegations. an ideal version of the post would have discussed the mental toll of alleged emotional abuse, which is what

actually sparked the entire situation -- his friends noticed he was unraveling. i think 5 years ago we didn't have the language to even begin to talk about that. men can't be abused, right?? so it became a story about cheating and ethical games journalism

i think tzp is a really good case study of why calling for the public to support/defend you doesn't help and it should have just been a post asking about restorative justice and accountability. which would have always made more sense and prevented the situation from blowing up

of course to do that you have to acknowledge that abuse can happen anytime someone has power and that means cis men can be abused too and we're still trying to get people to even believe Zoë can be accused and yet still harassed & abused because of her gender

Anyway I hate talking about this bc my feelings on call outs and restorative justice and accountability are nuanced and I feel like anyone who isn't some form of marginalized (esp queer/trans) really doesn't get why journalists need to actually unpack TZP's creation

A ton of things just like it happen all the time and we're only just starting to understand why we need restorative justice. But then high profile cases pop up and we go back to what's safe -- looking for a bad guy, looking for a good guy, looking for someone to punish

 

Zoe is doing the girl equivilant of the guy on the left who is wearing a coat strategically to hide his fatness. Women really get away with a lot having tits. My man over here has to have a giant ass orange coat.

Cow crossover: Ana Valens talking about an early version of the Zoepost:

It's been five years and it blows my mind no one in the online media world has actually stopped to, like, examine how thezoepost was created. Its first, unpublished draft was a tumblr-esque call out post that was workshopped into its final state, published 8/15/2014

think the post is better understood -- esp in a 2019 context -- as something that was supposed to be a call out and morphed into a dramatic story with a narrative arc and the memey Five Guys thing. If the original version was published we would be in a very different world

GG would have happened regardless -- TZP is better thought of as a match sparking a powder keg that blew up when Adam Baldwin came up with the name -- but it continues to blow my mind that no one thinks of just, like, breaking down the oral history of how this thing came to be.

The reason why I bring this up is because 1) I don't think it's actually helpful to gloss over how it was created when writing about GG 2) it became a memey story out of fear no one would care about a list of perceived wrongdoings 3) it shows why the call out system doesn't work

everyone around its author was basically a leftie or a liberal libertarian. its worst qualities came from a bid to get someone to care about its allegations. an ideal version of the post would have discussed the mental toll of alleged emotional abuse, which is what

actually sparked the entire situation -- his friends noticed he was unraveling. i think 5 years ago we didn't have the language to even begin to talk about that. men can't be abused, right?? so it became a story about cheating and ethical games journalism

i think tzp is a really good case study of why calling for the public to support/defend you doesn't help and it should have just been a post asking about restorative justice and accountability. which would have always made more sense and prevented the situation from blowing up

of course to do that you have to acknowledge that abuse can happen anytime someone has power and that means cis men can be abused too and we're still trying to get people to even believe Zoë can be accused and yet still harassed & abused because of her gender

Anyway I hate talking about this bc my feelings on call outs and restorative justice and accountability are nuanced and I feel like anyone who isn't some form of marginalized (esp queer/trans) really doesn't get why journalists need to actually unpack TZP's creation

A ton of things just like it happen all the time and we're only just starting to understand why we need restorative justice. But then high profile cases pop up and we go back to what's safe -- looking for a bad guy, looking for a good guy, looking for someone to punish

I absolutely loathe the faux-academic breakdown of Eron's post. Anyone who reads it, its all there. This person feels the need to remind people to fucking read it. Yeah its emotional abuse.
Yeah its lies, yeah it's manipulation, yeah its sex for favors. But this isn't about your feminist agenda regarding men being shitty cause they can't be honest with themselves. This was entirety about a man saying "this woman is a sociopath who ruined my life" and as far as i can tell, every woman to this day calls him a terrorist.

Hey you want a story? Here's a story: for 5 years, a meek apolitical man who said he was fucked over by a sociopathic slut has been treated like the internet's Osama Bin Laden. Fuck your narrative about "well this is really about toxic masculinity if you think about it." This isn't "call out culture." Don't blame him cause you catty bitches can't stop harassing each other on Twitter, this isn't that.
 
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Name her band, Kiwis.

Pork Chop Zoe and the 4 Trips to the Buffet

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Zoe is doing the girl equivalent of the guy on the left who is wearing a coat strategically to hide his fatness. Women really get away with a lot having tits. My man over here has to have a giant ass orange coat.

Isn't that over in Florida? Wearing that bigass coat outside in Florida, in August? Him and Chelsea are definitely trying to cover up the blubber because there is no fucking way they're cold enough to need one.

EDIT: Turns out it's in California. Still can't be comfortable to be wearing a jacket in Cali while walking around blasted by the sun in August.

As for a band name for her and her four cucks, since it's the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, I was inspired by bands that performed there:

The Literally Who?
Country Joes and the Fish
5 Years After
The Zoey Handjob Experience
Sha No No
Cunt Heat
Zoe Cockersucker and the Grease Band
Cum, Sweat, & Tears
 
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Isn't that over in Florida? Wearing that bigass coat outside in Florida, in August? He's and Chelsea are definitely trying to cover up the blubber because there is no fucking way they're cold enough to need one.

As for a band name for her and her four cucks, since it's the 50th anniversary of Woodstock, I was inspired by bands that performed there:

The Literally Who?
Country Joes and the Fish
5 Years After
The Zoey Handjob Experience
Sha No No
Cunt Heat
Zoe Cockersucker and the Grease Band
Cum, Sweat, & Tears
Nah, it’s in California. The Florida equivalent hasn’t opened yet.
And I’m not sure it should, but that’s another story.
 
I keep seeing people comparing GG to Archduke Ferdinand's assassination starting WWI (Zoe herself has done it), and it's hilarious because they're right - it was a trivial event only notable for escalating tensions between feuding groups at exactly the worst time. no one picks up a book about WWI and complains it doesn't talk enough about the house of Habsburg-Lorraine, so why do Zoe & Enablers think they deserve anything more than a couple sentences in the history of internet autism wars?
 
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