Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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You mean like that cringy fake proposal you and Necky put together? I see...

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I actually have a copy of that video! It was too big to upload here so I uploaded it to Mega.

https://mega.nz/#!efIEkCKI!m7j8zN3u1vNu6SUIt75FIesenrEFAkvJ354AbfBQIFw
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Becky mean mugging the camera like she’s tough never fails to make me laugh
 
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She is so un-self aware / self-unaware it's seriously baffling. What a hypocrite.

raritycunt said:
Becky mean mugging the camera like she’s tough never fails to make me laugh
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Hey she nearly almost actually was for real going to rip that lady's head off in a Walmart that one time. You better watch who you laugh at, or ol' thumby NeckNeck thickface will come beat you up too.

Run n' tell that.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh said:
Please tell me thats a video
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Yes and no.
Necky (the 350 pound, stinky, redfaced, cowardly marshmallow) briefly alludes to a time in Walmart when a "rude Lady" was staring at Big Ham - wouldn't we all? - and claims she was so totally gonna tear her head off and kill her, guys. Really. For real.
It was one of the Lexington hotel room Q & A vlogs. She did NOT however, elaborate on this little anecdote and tell the full story. Therefore its level of authenticity is dubious.
 
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Has she mentioned why she hasn't bought a new car?
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I don't think she mentioned anything, but my bet? Buy a car and cut into Killing Myself With Food fund? No way! Considering how much she bitched and moaned about having to pay for the hotel room during their "staycation", she is gonna ride that car they have now until it literally falls apart.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Her family is poor. There's no inheritance.

And we still don't know that her mom was diagnosed with cancer. this rumor is getting a little out of control imo
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I've been reading the thread from the beginning, and it seems like Amber just following her usual pattern. When she and Destiny moved from FL to KY, she said they were moving because Destiny needed to look after her mother (or heavily implied that her mother needed help). A few months after they got there, ALR admitted that they just used that excuse because Destiny needed to escape some not good drama situation (always throwing her partner under the bus) and DESTINY didn't want to admit it and told ALR to just say that she wanted to be there for her mother.

Now she's making vague references to bad news in the family (and we know amber isn't above lying) and Becky needed to be there for her family so Amber didn't go so they could have family time or whatever. I think she's just reverting back to implying her partner's family is in need of care, and they have to move in to provide it. Of course without saying what the problem really is. This gives her a face-saving reason why she and Becky moved out of their place and into Becky's mom's place . If that's the case, it makes me wonder if the "alone time with her family" was Becky going there to ask if they could move in.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
If that's the case, it makes me wonder if the "alone time with her family" was Becky going there to ask if they could move in.
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I have a REALLY hard time believing, given the exisiting history, that Necky's family would allow a stinking, lying, drama-addicted 600-pound behemoth to just move into their house, whether she's their daughter's "girlfriend" or not.
 
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raritycunt said:
Becky mean mugging the camera like she’s tough never fails to make me laugh
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Don't stir the pot. You just don't wanna make Thumby mad....or, or, something will happen....I love when Thumby's about to cry near the end of the video. She crosses her arms and gerumphs and snivels and has never looked more like a tantruming 3 year old.
That vid is gold from start to finish.
 
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ADHD said:
I actually have a copy of that video! It was too big to upload here so I uploaded it to Mega.

https://mega.nz/#!efIEkCKI!m7j8zN3u1vNu6SUIt75FIesenrEFAkvJ354AbfBQIFw
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Amuses me how Hambeast tries to show herself as such a caring 'furmama' but actually manages to do the complete opposite
So she says she was opposed to Rarity having an op, and having to recover in 'utter filth', (which on the surface is perfectly understandable) but that 'utter filth' was obviously A-ok for her cats beforehand 🤔
Thing is, if you're an awful person trying hard to appear not to be, it'll show one way or another!
Like trying to stop water escaping a sieve by covering holes with your fingers...the gorl never learns does she?
 
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Most of the fat girls I knew in high school were really meek and nice to everybody just to be liked and had friends because they were aware of their own grotesque bodies. Except those select few that were extremely entitled coarse bitches that thought being mean to everyone they met and posting stupid rants on Facebook made them tough and funny. Exhibit A of the latter, Amberlynn, being a coarse, entitled moron on Facebook. That she would even pump herself up to look like she raised her little brothers is extremely deluded and thereby hilarious. Oh, Amber, you will never fail to be one of the stupidest people to have ever graced the farms.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
I've been reading the thread from the beginning, and it seems like Amber just following her usual pattern. When she and Destiny moved from FL to KY, she said they were moving because Destiny needed to look after her mother (or heavily implied that her mother needed help). A few months after they got there, ALR admitted that they just used that excuse because Destiny needed to escape some not good drama situation (always throwing her partner under the bus) and DESTINY didn't want to admit it and told ALR to just say that she wanted to be there for her mother.

Now she's making vague references to bad news in the family (and we know amber isn't above lying) and Becky needed to be there for her family so Amber didn't go so they could have family time or whatever. I think she's just reverting back to implying her partner's family is in need of care, and they have to move in to provide it. Of course without saying what the problem really is. This gives her a face-saving reason why she and Becky moved out of their place and into Becky's mom's place . If that's the case, it makes me wonder if the "alone time with her family" was Becky going there to ask if they could move in.
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IF Big AL put up the effort to move somewhere else, it wouldn't be with Becky's family. They can afford to live on their own and AL wants to isolate Becky, not move her closer to her family. Becky has no job, she's not breaking up with her meal ticket. Becky also is a person who feels very guilty when it comes to personal relationships (thinking her being gay killed her nephew). She's not gonna "abandon" her 600 lb immobile gf, even if her family is against the relationship. The only reason AL and Becky are rarely in Eric's vlogs anymore, is because for some reason, he's actually branching out and trying to establish some type of real life outside of the fag shanty. It's not a conspiracy theory that Becky and AL aren't around, she's 600 lbs and can't do anything, and Becky has to sit around in their bedroom with her most of the time. Eric and Rickie are moving on.
 
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