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He is a fuckin alien.

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Original Youtube feature video algorithm was DSP's answer to prime of his career Dwayne Johnson being on the roster. Original Adsense algorithm was DSP's answer to Steve Williams catching fire as a crossover star at the same time. Analogy still holds, and he's even got the Vince Russo facial hair configuration now that I think about it.



He's done this regularly enough that when combined with his poor driving ability in games I suspect he might be marginally dyslexic.



This is gayops. Don't give gay operators gayops ideas that aren't even funny when done to CWC.



It's only funny if he's lying about the wife. Other than that it's poor taste and even an autistic detractor should see that but hey, they got banned so obviously Phil got really bothered by it and it was totally funny dood and certainly not cringe trihard :epik: shit, or something...



No it's not, it's because where he's throwing the money. And guess what, he's getting what he stated he wants from doing it! This is not directed at you, or anybody who posts here, specifically, but if this is the only subforum on kiwifarms you post on or even just follow, do yourself a favor and go to lolcow general and pick out a new thread and read some posts, get an idea of what other lolcows who are nefarious (horrorcow tagged ones are good for this) do to upset the commentators over, then compare that to what Phil does six days a week and see if they're equal. 9/10 times, he's the weak tea being served when compared to other lolcows. Or failing that, just consider the differences in retconing Panda's naivety giving her a pass in living with and spending the money Phil collected for them, when Leanna has posts talking about how she loves Phil and how he makes them money playing video games, admitting to be in on the 'con', against what Phil's wife gets accused of knowing of or condoning regarding the exact same 'con' but nobody can produce screenshots of her bragging about that on some cooking forum somewhere like the soap making forum holds for Panda's respective post history. The obvious existence of that double standard for Phil's romantic partners shows it's the associate of these ancillary people who draws the ire of a lot of posters, not the other people themselves or even their actions separated from the associations with the subforum's topic.



*sigh* Nobody who disagrees with your posts seems upset with you, in fact I appreciate you bringing in video clips of Phil lore that I don't know or have never seen that back up the points and hypocrisy you are trying to illustrate because I love learning new things, even about Phil Burnell, that I never knew before while recognizing that I don't know more than a lot of long time watchers of him such as yourself are knowledgeable about. I'm going to assume you're claiming I 'told (you) not to dox PlanetJeff,' but I didn't, I asked how your plan of doxing someone who tips saying they want to upset what they perceive as DSP's trolls failed to give an obvious attention seeker what they are seeking because I don't understand the logic in that, but that's not asking you not to do it, that's asking for an explanation of what I'm missing here as to why even bother in the first place since that's what they appear to want in response to their tips. Yes, I did say the IRS thought you were gayop'ing them when they told you which form to fill out to narc on DSP's tax evasion, but then even told you to use the moderator's running tally at the end of the year to do just that if you're interested in the trophy points. Mailing the picture of the wife to Jeff would require a proper dox to get it there in the first place too, just saying...



;) emotes no longer imply a joke anymore? If you take the username off these they become detractor in chat posts for the last two and the first one is somebody talking about a seven year old computer system that still works well enough for him to use.

No no! I didn't have you in mind don't worry! Someone else a few days ago had a little fit about it.
I really appreciate the comment however, and I'm glad the videos I post bring some joy. I do however value your criticism and opinion, I just enjoy seeing Phil's paypigs.

I have more info about Jeff that I didn't post yet as I always want to be 100% sure when names, adresses and jobs are dropped that they are correct.
 
Phil has been stalling out the prestream for cheers telling him to 'wait a minute' in every possible variation.

This is the most severely exceptional stalling and baiting he has ever done. He's now talking about a 'wait a minute' emote... if someone wanted to whip one up, of course.
He now has to go wash his hands, which he said he had to do 10 minutes ago because they were dirty from cleaning. But he said 'go brush my hands' because he's lying and it's a stall tactic.

Keep in mind, this has been going on for mostly 100 bit cheers. Just absolutely whoring himself for dollars.

EDIT: The game has now started with $30 in tips. With the phrase "Sly Cooper in the pooper!" Because of course.
 
He's now talking about a 'wait a minute' emote
"Waittaminnit" was already an SoK catchphrase that they cribbed from Botchamania and is therefore copyright/trademark/registered/a wholly owned subsidiary of Fred Fuchs. If Phil adopts it he could be sued so hard he'll cease to exist in all possible realities.
 
"its fine if it has a face but as soon as you put jasper in text on it its illegal" yeah sure thats how it works...

Incidentally, Bill has it the wrong way around. If Jasper's likeness on the merchandise is an original piece of art, like a drawing or painting or whatever, the shirt could say 'This is Jasper the cat. Jasper is the pet cat of DarksydePhil, famous children's entertainer, beloved by children of all ages.', and it would be fine. It's an original piece o' fart.

However, if they used one of the pictures Bill has uploaded of the cat, that wouldn't fly. Any picture that has original content in it is protected by copyright as soon as it's created. It actually has everything to do with copyright, so he's wrong on all counts. Quelle surprise.
 
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EDIT: The game has now started with $30 in tips

Interesting given that the stream apparently ended with all of $37 in tips. Really shows why he does a 2 hour long "prestream" instead of jumping into gameplay. It's almost like his gameplay is boring as fuck.

Sidenote: shoutout to the anonymous sub gifter who totally owed Phil by gifting a sub to "pandalee". I'm sure he's fucking crushed at getting more money. You should probably tip him like $100 with the message "ack ack ack". That'll really show him what's up.
 
Interesting given that the stream apparently ended with all of $37 in tips. Really shows why he does a 2 hour long "prestream" instead of jumping into gameplay. It's almost like his gameplay is boring as fuck.

Sidenote: shoutout to the anonymous sub gifter who totally owed Phil by gifting a sub to "pandalee". I'm sure he's fucking crushed at getting more money. You should probably tip him like $100 with the message "ack ack ack". That'll really show him what's up.

Were there a lot of gifted subs today?
 
Phil and chat discussing getting streamsniped by EvilAJ

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Brian is in the chat and Phil is giving him advices

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Phil is talking about his plan for tonight but his chat is turning into love chat with............usual autistic audience


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Can you guess if Phil rematched this guy or not?


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Update:
ya all guessed wrong, here's Phil's response

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