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What a disgusting leech.
Now I see why back in the day they just leave people like Shrimpy in the woods.
 
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What a disgusting leech.
Now I see why back in the day they just leave people like Shrimpy in the woods.
What Shrimpy doesn't know is that for people who have autism, it's actually possible to live and be productive if you.. oh I dunno.. TRY!?

But I guess for Shrimpy, trying isn't in his vocabulary.
 
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Cow crossover with fellow creep 'andrearitsu'
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What a disgusting leech.
Now I see why back in the day they just leave people like Shrimpy in the woods.
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giving rights and benefits to actually autistic people? that's bad and evil! Autism is an E P I D E M I C that ruins the parent's lives knowing their child is cursed to never being productive! /sneed

Autistic people do have rights and benefits. You literally get benefits for being autistic in the form of your fucking tugboat check, and yet you STILL beg for money so you can play video games all day. Being productive is a requirement of being a person Shrimpy. Even disabled people are productive. Know who isn't productive? People who literally don't have the physical or mental capacity to be. You know what we do in those situations? Care for them. Know what a side effect of that is? Restricting their freedom. People who are severely mentally disabled don't just get to do whatever the fuck they want. They have people who care for them 24/7. What YOU want is infinite money and infinite freedom, and no system in the WORLD, even Communism, will give it to you. You are literally a leech.
 
Can't really blame Shrimpy since PC is ableist. It enables people to play games and earn money. Hell, I play games on my PC and earn money by using it at work. If Shrimpy had a PC rather than a console he would be hard-pressed to use it to earn money by his younger brother or hunger for Domino's Pizza. What that will do is to make him uncomfortable from the sheer responsibility and turned on by that pressure to work. Should've ordered Papa John's, Shrimpy. Now you are in your personal autistic hell.
 
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????? Beating Titania first try? I call absolute fucking bullshit unless another healer was in there that honestly carried the fuck out of that group. Also WHM isn't really a hard class, it's the easiest healer class and at least they have a good recharge time for swiftcast, which should be used for reviving fucking anyway.

Honestly, the only really "difficult" magic class is goddamned black mage since they don't have very good mobility in the first place. (Summoner was also close to that list, but with the recent changes on demi-bahamut's charge, it's pretty damn easy to do all kinds of shit now.)

tl;dr aside: why the FUCK did you pick WHM if you're so goddamned dumb at mechanics?
 
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Nigger what? Tanks, definitely have at least as hard a hard of a job as healers do. A good tank has to know boss fights in and out so they can correctly manage their cooldowns to ensure that healers can handle spike and partywide AoEs, their rotations to maximize DPS, know when exactly when to tank switch, how and where to position bosses to minimize the risk of damage to the rest of the party, and mitigate the effects of any unique boss mechanics. Healers just need to not stand in the fire and know when the damage spikes/parttwide AoEs hit. Also, given that he couldn't beat a fucking story dungeon, I'm guessing the tanks and other healer carried his ass.
 
Indie devs are moving to the Switch because of gamer hostility? Errr, no... A lot of people just like having their games on the go, now. Hollow Knight and Celeste did amazing numbers because they are games that are extremely easy to pick up from where you left off. A lot of the indie games available on both PC and Switch, people have bought on both just for the sheer convenience of being to play it while you're out.

It's money, my dude. Even the Switch only games still get those types of reviews, you just can't conveniently scroll down to find any - you'd have to look them up.
 
The rest of his FFXIV are twice as bad as the last one posted. Overehealing, not seeing obvious AOEs, healing a DPS while tanks are dying, taking two minutes to decide if swiftreving a DPS is worth, rarely ever casting the AOE heal when it would be really fucking handy, 2 second brain delay in general, refusing to cast anything when avoiding delayed enviromental damage.


Actually brain dead at times.
 
The rest of his FFXIV are twice as bad as the last one posted. Overehealing, not seeing obvious AOEs, healing a DPS while tanks are dying, taking two minutes to decide if swiftreving a DPS is worth, rarely ever casting the AOE heal when it would be really fucking handy, 2 second brain delay in general, refusing to cast anything when avoiding delayed enviromental damage.


Actually brain dead at times.

It honestly astounds me how exceptional he really is. Like WHM is my secondary fucking class and this just makes me internally scream every time I read it over again. It's. Not. Fucking. Hard. How the hell can someone be this fucking exceptional? (As a DPS main, though, I never expect healers to revive or heal my ass, it's nice when they do, but DPS should be the lowest fucking priority.)
 
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