grwm | all the tea 8/19/19

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

It's "they're not twins, they're sisters" and that's referring to eyebrows; no one said anything about cousins. This bitch never thinks twice about the dumb shit that comes out of her mouth. "tee-hee" *wheeze*

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

It was a dazzling triple flex:
a) muh macbook
b) i can totes type
c) SEE? PEOPLE DO LIKE ME

Will they show up at your funeral tho

I re-watched that part out of curiosity and what's funny is if you watch her eye movement, she definitely sped that part up.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber does her eyebrows off camera, as if her technique in applying them is what is going to get her roasted, as opposed to the fact that the final product looks like she let a toddler color them in with chalk.

 

[TwinkoStorr]

when you get a lot of crulety comments situation type deal

 

[whammy]

narc amber at her finest

she’s seething this entire video. our girl clearly spent all night in a neurotic fit, reading her comments, scanning kiwifarms, sending her army of sockpuppets after her viewers, blocking people on twitter - all while eating ben and jerrys and setting herself twenty steps back. she spends the entire video a vibrating ball of fury at her haters - going as far as to say she experiences cruelty. she mocks her audience using amberisms, putting emphasis on situation and cyooote more than she ever has, and frequently hisses about all the hate that she gets. sometimes, she posts soft, squishy, borderline misguided garbage but this particular video was just... vitriolic? it really evoked the same feelings that ShrimpGate did. her superiority complex, her ego, her sheer obstinance to comply with any of the “”””ConStRuCTiVe cRiTiCisM”””” she receives, really shines through.

this was particularly hard to watch.

yes, amber, you are more than your weight. you have shown us that you are manipulative, abusive, and a liar. but are you bigger than your weight? no, you aren’t. you aren’t creative, kind, humble, generous. you aren’t talented. you aren’t interesting, funny, intelligent. you offer nothing more to your audience than your weight and you can claim to be more than that, but until you show us that side of you, we will never believe you. we aren’t just going to buy that you are this multidimensional, nuanced, complex human being with a rich inner world and untapped brilliance. what you show us is a manipulative, cruel dunce who mispronounces every third word, who can’t go five minutes without lying, who can’t commit, take accountability, or change for the better. you’re stagnant. you’re not a bestselling author, or a homemaker, or a beauty guru. you are your weight. you can’t monetize on your weight, turn it into a empire, use it for clicks and cash and convey nothing remotely interesting about yourself other than your weight, and then be frustrated that people only see you for your weight.

that isn’t how life works. but maybe if you could waddle more than 10 feet from your front door, you would know that.

 

[hundreddaysofscootypuffin]

not sure if I should add this here or the nasty thread but I gagged harder than Necky will thinking about this in the living room tonight.

 

[Daintygorllayg]

We all know your dream wedding is all you can eat at cheesecake factory followed by a romantic scooter ride through target, and a lovely honey moon at a lexington hotel

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

grwm | all the tea - 8/19/2019 (Day 62 of this 100-Day Nightmare)
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:

- Apparently "grwm" means "Get Ready With Me". (It's not ready.)

- Wow, this is still back before the Twitter deactivation/reactivation shit, isn't it? Going to answer some QUESTIONS! *snoring* (Are we really doing yet another video full of LAHs?)

- So the "not beauty guru" who KNOWS she gets ridiculed for makeup videos is STILL doing a makeup video. (Jeez, TWO boring "situations" in ONE video?)

- "I do what I feel satisfies ME." (The HamberLynn Motto!)

MAKEUP SHIT:
- elf "Face Primer"
- some kind of "fool coverage foundation"
- elf "eyebrow stuff" (done off-camera because haydurs make too much fun of her when she does them on-camera)
- "black magic eyeliner situation" (everyone hates when she says situation)
- "mascara situation!"
- Morphe eye pallet (VIP)
- lipstick in shade of "fifteen lover"

Q&A:

Q: Will you be doing more hauls in the future?
A: "Yes, always. Always more hauls."

Q: What do people assume about you the most?
A: "People think I'm a liar." About everything. Not a single thing she says where people don't call her a liar. (Which is a lie.)

Q: What is the most annoying question you get on social media?
A: Weight/Weigh-in requests. "There's so much more to me than that." (Yes, there's WAY more to you, as in there's WAY more weight than what you report.)

Q: Who is someone you aspire to be like?
A: Nobody, just herself! (Classic NarcissistLynn answer!)

Q: Do you ever plan on moving out of state?
A: "If things between Becky and I don't work out" (but she doesn't see that happening.)

Q: How do you handle the ridiculous amount of hate you get?
A: "I just ignore it."

Q: Was your first kiss with a girl or a guy?
A: Gorl.

Q: What does your dream wedding look like?
A: Secret.

OTHER THINGS TO NOTE:
- Lots of BeetusPaw situations. "Yes, I washed my hands," claims DaintyLynn.
- "I love myself" (No duh, NarcissistLynn.)
- 30 second break of Hamber texting people cuz she's SO POPULAR!
- "wing tutorial" failure. "We're not sisters, we're cousins" random interjection to illustrate her fucked-up eyes.
- 11:11 timestamp: Fly escapes from wherever it was hiding on her
- She gets some "constructive criticism", but also gets "CROO-LI-TY" in some comments from "boolies".
- This video was 26 MINUTES. Praise EditLynn for cutting it down to a paltry almost-14-minutes!

TL;DR: Makeup. Questions. Zero "tea". Nothing of importance, as always. SKIP.

 

[manicpixiebasementdweller]

get ready with her? where's she going?

Her weekly hosing off is today.

 

[whammy]

We all know your dream wedding is all you can eat at cheesecake factory followed by a romantic scooter ride through target, and a lovely honey moon at a lexington hotel

it’s a secret because her dream wedding isn’t with becky.

 

[Zoboomafoo]

At her size, putting on makeup CANNOT be cost efficient. She has to go through products like its candy

 

[Owlflaps]

The only thing this disgusting hog is getting ready for is another mukbang video to dispense to her feeder audience.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.

 

[Smiling with air]

Someone's gone for her channel video has been removed

 

[Amber's Onion]

Q: Was your first kiss with a girl or a guy?
Amber: It was actually with a girl

A really strange thing for a "true lesbian" to say. Wouldn't it make more sense for her to say "It was actually with a guy"?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

buckle up gorls

and there was already an archive saved too

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

It's a shame more of her videos couldn't get pulled down for whatever the hell this one was taken down for.

 

[C3PBRO]

Amber does her eyebrows off camera, as if her technique in applying them is what is going to get her roasted, as opposed to the fact that the final product looks like she let a toddler color them in with chalk.

If only there was some place where you could access thousands of video tutorials on how not to be exceptional at drawing on eyebrows.

 

[Des B]

Hey guys I’m new here but been watching liarlynn for years now and got to say watching her vid get taken down today made my heart happy

And yes I did use the name of Ambers troll account on YouTube please don’t hate me lol