DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

Spoiler: You know why

Actually it's probably a lot of things but I can't ever resist the why -> autism gag.

 

[Adamska]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

Because he for some reason put an autistic amount of pride in being 1/4th Italian and the sauce gives him an excuse to avoid playing games designed for children or teenagers.

 

[VibRibbon]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

This is what happens when you roll the maturity of a 14 year old, sense of humour of a 12 year old, and IQ of a 10 year old into a 57 year old body and let them make their own decisions.

 

[harbinger]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

Because Phillip’s life revolves around four things:

1. Himself
2. Money
3. Food
4. Himself

 

[Dragoonism]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

It gives him a excuse to pretend that he is special, unlike millions of other americans of italian descent, and time to go read walkthroughs and monitor his chat for criminals!

 

[JamFlowMan]

Does Phil really name a stream "Saucy Friday" because he stirs a pot of sauce on a Friday?

That's... I don't know what to say. Why is he like this?

Fuck why do I know this...He usually did this on Sundays so it would be called "Saucy Sunday." Still lame but at least there was some alliteration. Phil being the incredibly uncreative person he is just swapped out the days and posted that shit.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Fuck why do I know this...He usually did this on Sundays so it would be called "Saucy Sunday." Still lame but at least there was some alliteration. Phil being the incredibly uncreative person he is just swapped out the days and posted that shit.

Saucy Sunday sounds so much better.
But let's be real here, he doesn't make sauce as much as he makes watered-down tomato sugar soup.
That sauce of his is considered a hate crime in Italy.

 

[VibRibbon]

Fuck why do I know this...He usually did this on Sundays so it would be called "Saucy Sunday." Still lame but at least there was some alliteration. Phil being the incredibly uncreative person he is just swapped out the days and posted that shit.

CATurday stream followed by saucy Sunday aka mystery $1k sauce reveal stream

 

[Haunter]

I'm not disagreeing with you, i try to avoid checking out to many cows and others, so when making comparisons, as in the first 2, its going to be a bit limited and i make DSP comparisons over at his thread for the same reason.
In the last one i just wanted people opinion on something i found very similare, after all he is known as Black DSP and used to be a DSP fan.

But believe it when i say i am trying to keep it over there!

I appreciate your knowledge of LTG (and @Wurstbrot's Drachenlord info, too). Too much of the this Subforum is insulated from the rest of the site. I think it helps to put DSP in perspective when it's pointed out he shares his bizarre behavior with a number of others, like LTG and Drachenlord

 

[gaarashatan]

As far as I'm aware, anyone orbiting around the 'tism sphere is fair game.

His wife died. He's now throwing the insurance money he earned from this life changing event onto one of the most undeserving fuckheads on the internet. On top of all of that, he's egging us on to fuck with him.

What did he think was going to happen? Again: you bring your personal problems out on the internet for the public to see, expect to get shit on and be insulted where it hurts the most.

arent we part of the tism sphere?

 

[Pargon]

arent we part of the tism sphere?

Hey, speak for yourself. I generate my own autism just fine, thanks. I don't need to absorb it from a third-rate pleb like DSP.

Motherfucker can't even recite Aliens from memory.

 

[OneDaySon]

2) Because he is unfathomably rigid about his schedule. This man will not go use the restroom unless it is a designated break time. So he literally needs to schedule his sauce stirring into his streaming in advance.

You would think with a normal person stirring a sauce would take 1-2 minutes depending on how far away the room is, but I bet you each break is like 5+ minutes.

This is completely true. During one of his Mario 64 streams he was complaining about needing the bathroom but instead of going to the bathroom he just kept looking at the time, until scheduled break time could happen. So he just kept complaining about needing to pee rather than go pee and come back. Then when scheduled break time happened (on the dot of course, if he went a minute over he'd start to panic) BAM, off to the bathroom.

 

[Dragoonism]

I appreciate your knowledge of LTG (and @Wurstbrot's Drachenlord info, too). Too much of the this Subforum is insulated from the rest of the site. I think it helps to put DSP in perspective when it's pointed out he shares his bizarre behavior with a number of others, like LTG and Drachenlord

I wonder how many YTers Phil actually have influenced in good or bad?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

schedule his sauce stirring into his streaming in advance

He tries so hard to put off that what he does is a typical job that he actually emulates a standard corporate schedule. It really bothers Dave that he never had the upper-level management job that he went to college for. It's a little scary, to be honest. He even hosts a pseudo press conference with his fans whenever he has something big happen.

 

[Pargon]

He tries so hard to put off that what he does is a typical job that he actually emulates a standard corporate schedule. It really bothers Dave that he never had the upper level mamagement job that he went to college for. It's a little scary to be honest. He even host pseudo press comfrences with his fans whenever he has something big happen.

The entire world should thank its lucky stars that the internet has given rise to methods of making a living in which people like Phil are responsible for precisely no-one and nothing.

 

[Surly Muppet]

It gives him a excuse to pretend that he is special, unlike millions of other americans of italian descent, and time to go read walkthroughs and monitor his chat for criminals!

I agree with you here, it's part of his 'special, big boy, secret Italian recipe, only I may stir the sauce' thing. Even when Leanna was unemployed and presumably sitting downstairs, Phil would have to go stir the sauce because she was too stupid to do it right. Not enough of the Italian old country blood in her. Too Asian.

But that said, it's also an attempt to make something that is mundane and only serves Phil sound exciting to the Wheelchair Army. Nobody benefits but Phil, it actively disrupts the stream, yet it's an event because he said so. It's basically the 'lite' version of the Jasper reveal. The next step is to get people to fund-raise for a 'saucy stream'.

Now, extra boring day because Phil is off, so let's indulge in some 'tism speculation of our own. Tevin recently pointed out that Phil chronically fingers the back of his head for prolonged periods of time. Pictured here from a recent GTA stream:

This particular incident was also followed by Phil examining his hand:

... as though he was expecting to have pulled something out? He then resumed touching the same spot.
So what is he doing? Is he touching the bald spot? Swirling the grease? Is he freakishly itchy? Or is this, like the 90 degree goatee stroke, just some weird tic that he has developed and lacks the self awareness to curb while he sits on camera for 4 hours?

I'm also curious to see if this now mysteriously stops for a while.

 

[Adamska]

Pig probably is scared he's balding more if I had to guess given how much of a stink he raised over needing to wear glasses to legally drive (that he refuses to wear so yeah). This fat manbaby is that insecure over himself that he's panicking over it in another autistic tic he developed.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Pig probably is scared he's balding more if I had to guess given how much of a stink he raised over needing to wear glasses to legally drive (that he refuses to wear so yeah).

Sidenote on this... with the retrospective coming up, someone who already has an account on his dox forums should submit the video where Phil wears his glasses for the first time and proclaims that he can now actually see what is on the screen. I doubt it'll get past his filter, just like the 'click on the ads' video, but there is a chance.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He's calling it Italian Sauce again? He stopped for a while and just called it "Homemade sauce." Because I think the people poking fun at him about it got to him. Because people used to ask him whats Italian about it when all the sauce is is a generic tomato sauce recipe. Tomatoes, garlic, water, salt, and a fuckton of sugar for some reason. Then people would poke fun of him because in his sauce making videos all the stuff he bought had Italian on it as if that actually made it more Italian. Italian Tomatoes, Italian Garlic, etc. Like you can imagine him at the supermarket with Kat and she picks up a cheap tin of Tomatoes and says "How about this?" and he goes "No! They're not Italian, we can't use ingredients not from Italy in my sauce! We gotta get this more expensive can. See, it has Italian Tomaotes on it, so it MUST be from Italy! Now we gotta find the Italian sugar." So he kinda stopped calling it Italian Sauce for a while.

Also, stopping to season his sauce? Whats he gonna do, dump EVEN MORE salt and sugar into it?

In the sauce making episode after Kathy moved-in Phil revealed that every half-hour when he goes to stir the sauce during the 3+ hours of simmering he also tastes the sauce and adds more garlic salt until it tastes "right", so you got it half right, he dumps even more salt into it

I agree with you here, it's part of his 'special, big boy, secret Italian recipe, only I may stir the sauce' thing. Even when Leanna was unemployed and presumably sitting downstairs, Phil would have to go stir the sauce because she was too stupid to do it right. Not enough of the Italian old country blood in her. Too Asian.

But that said, it's also an attempt to make something that is mundane and only serves Phil sound exciting to the Wheelchair Army. Nobody benefits but Phil, it actively disrupts the stream, yet it's an event because he said so. It's basically the 'lite' version of the Jasper reveal. The next step is to get people to fund-raise for a 'saucy stream'.

Now, extra boring day because Phil is off, so let's indulge in some 'tism speculation of our own. Tevin recently pointed out that Phil chronically fingers the back of his head for prolonged periods of time. Pictured here from a recent GTA stream:
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This particular incident was also followed by Phil examining his hand:
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... as though he was expecting to have pulled something out? He then resumed touching the same spot.
So what is he doing? Is he touching the bald spot? Swirling the grease? Is he freakishly itchy? Or is this, like the 90 degree goatee stroke, just some weird tic that he has developed and lacks the self awareness to curb while he sits on camera for 4 hours?

I'm also curious to see if this now mysteriously stops for a while.

Only Phil can stir the sauce because only Phil can tell when it tastes "right" as he adds garlic salt to taste to his simmering tomato kool-aid and charred meat hunks concoction. Obviously Leanna and Kathy don't have refined enough palates to be able to taste boiling liquid with burnt meat in it to be able to tell if there isn't enough garlic salt in it.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I agree with you here, it's part of his 'special, big boy, secret Italian recipe, only I may stir the sauce' thing. Even when Leanna was unemployed and presumably sitting downstairs, Phil would have to go stir the sauce because she was too stupid to do it right. Not enough of the Italian old country blood in her. Too Asian.

But that said, it's also an attempt to make something that is mundane and only serves Phil sound exciting to the Wheelchair Army. Nobody benefits but Phil, it actively disrupts the stream, yet it's an event because he said so. It's basically the 'lite' version of the Jasper reveal. The next step is to get people to fund-raise for a 'saucy stream'.

Now, extra boring day because Phil is off, so let's indulge in some 'tism speculation of our own. Tevin recently pointed out that Phil chronically fingers the back of his head for prolonged periods of time. Pictured here from a recent GTA stream:
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This particular incident was also followed by Phil examining his hand:
View attachment 898659
... as though he was expecting to have pulled something out? He then resumed touching the same spot.
So what is he doing? Is he touching the bald spot? Swirling the grease? Is he freakishly itchy? Or is this, like the 90 degree goatee stroke, just some weird tic that he has developed and lacks the self awareness to curb while he sits on camera for 4 hours?

I'm also curious to see if this now mysteriously stops for a while.

My theory: Last week he claimed "ideally, I try to wash daily ack ack ack" but then went on to say he washes himself with a wet towel only--no shower. So, he may take an actually shower once a week, for his "off-day", and who knows if that actually includes shampoo.

Due to never cleaning his scalp/hair he has damaged his hair follicles with all that 25% Italian oil build-up. This has caused his "headphone" hair and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a minor scalp yeast infection on his head or major itchy dandruff. I think he's picking at itchy dandruff/yeast--I bet if a strong bristle brush was run across his scalp his Rentonite neighbors might think it was snowing.