Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[karz]

Disregarding the exponential lol factor of the sex tape, Tyler could file for lawsuit under revenge porn, after looking for it, it's illegal in at least 46 states - unless he said yes to it being "leaked".
It would be... exceptionally dumb if he did that, given how he's got no honor left to his name. But if he so chose to, he could. In fact, he shouldn't.

 

[FatherPucci]

Do the math.
It's the golden Ratio.
You can't argue with CALCULATION

God damn that looks like a 14 year old boy, my dick would never (((OBTAIN HEAVEN))) if that is what I had to work with.

 

[Smart Treeposter]

Do you think Liu has a feminine penis.

not anymore

 

[Harunah]

Holy shit I leave this thread for a day and then shit drops HARD

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

Mhmmmm. I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen this situation before....

Ah yes. I remember now. View attachment 898701

At least Patrick Bateman wasn't autistic and skinny mutt looking fucking some prostitutes he was going to kill anyway.

 

[$MY_COCK]

not anymore

That’s just sad. Girls should have big tits and dicks.

 

[breadandcircuses]

I thought it was Sheep that was in the tape, but then I remembered that Liu dumped his skinny ass too.

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

that shit eating grin tho, the whole time. maybe she asked him to record it so then he'd be focusing that fucking face on something other than her for once.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Half assed, just like their sex.

 

[beautiful person]

That alleged female has no hips

 

[Spicy Hog]

If he was going to record he should've been hittin her from the back. Pretty shitty video, doesn't show much I was hoping for a micro penis or a really really ugly girl

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

I care not for the whims of the populi.
For I as a patrician know where true Aesthetics lie.
The golden ratio of Beauty

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If we're talking about the face then fine but not the body. Fuck that shit. It's like Plan B: Suck CIA Nigger Cock shit.

 

[OB 946]

At least Patrick Bateman wasn't autistic and skinny mutt looking fucking some prostitutes he was going to kill anyway.

Patrick Bateman was both aesthetic and incredibly charming. Mumkey is not comparable at all.

 

[$MY_COCK]

If he was going to record he should've been hittin her from the back. Pretty shitty video, doesn't show much I was hoping for a micro penis or a really really ugly girl

It looks like a girl with a micro penis to me. And Liu looks kinda manly too.

 

[TherapyMan]

That alleged female has no hips

Very bony, much like a skeleton. Reminds me of people with eating disorders, to be honest. I think why her frame seems so "masculine" is that she lacks the necessary musculature or fat to give her a "feminine" curve and instead resembles a prepubescent boy.

If he was going to record he should've been hittin her from the back. Pretty shitty video, doesn't show much I was hoping for a micro penis or a really really ugly girl

The woman has no ass. Why torture us with that?

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I apologise both for concept and effort.

 

[tropic]

I apologise both for concept and effort.

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absolute kino
Thank you!

 

[Info Neutral Agency]

Patrick Bateman was both aesthetic and incredibly charming. Mumkey is not comparable at all.

Amen, brother!

 

[averagejane]

This is why I'm 100% convinced mumkey is atleast a little gay.

only a little?????

 

[BradolfPittler]

Why is Mumkey having sex with the kid from Stranger Things?