Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[TiggerNits]

Watched the tape. I dont get how consenting adults having sex on tape matters at this point

 

[Figger Naggot]

I apologise both for concept and effort.

This is it. Humanity has finally peaked. It's all downhill from here.

 

[Ulkesh]

Watched the tape. I dont get how consenting adults having sex on tape matters at this point

Because its funny.

 

[sperginity]

These two people are completely average looking, which isn't offensive or enticing. You can tell which kiwis watch way too much porn in this thread, yeesh.

 

[World Star]

Do the math.
It's the golden Ratio.
You can't argue with CALCULATION
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Guys I found a higher res photo of her face from the video.

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

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Mumkey's suicide imminent

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

I believe it has already been done, but still.

EDIT: Actually, this might be more apropos.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

What, no anal?

I don't get why this guy is popular enough for anybody to care about.

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

Thanks for the new pfp Tyler

Let's all change our pic to this since we know he lurks the Farms

 

[karz]

Let's all change our pic to this since we know he lurks the Farms

devilish and good, i hope more people hop onto this idea

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

Who's gonna do damage control better though?

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Mumkey's situation is like 10 times worse though. DSP was just being DSP lol

 

[Tard]

Let's all change our pic to this since we know he lurks the Farms

I like the way you think

 

[Gerösteten Ente]

Does anyone here have the new episode of Mumkey's Patreon Exclusive podcast he released today?
i'm not a patron, but wanna see what he said in it.

 

[I wanna Cum Daddy]

Does anyone here have the new episode of Mumkey's Patreon Exclusive podcast he released today?
i'm not a patreon, but wanna see what he said in it. Thanks

Probablt nothing about this yet, since this just came out. He will soon though, assuming he doesnt an hero

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

An everybody gets the same avatar day would be fantastic with this.

 

[SwanDive]

I hope Mumkey brings back "Is it Kino?" for his sex tape.

 

[AsianChris]

Let's all change our pic to this since we know he lurks the Farms

Sup niggaz?

 

[Love Machine]

Im not impressed with his stamina.

 

[Randall Fragg]

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• Grainy, Vaseline smeared footage which makes the participants look even worse. Decent attempt, but it needs more of that pissed-stain color to really be a contender.
• Average-looking man, but oddly misshapen woman (appears too masculine). No bent, atrophied, or odd-looking appendages or body parts.
• Fairly cringey dialog, but with little memebility.
• Awful camerawork, participants can't be bothered to set up camera properly before beginning. Helps gain back points.
• Surroundings seem to be typical "dingy manchild house", with nothing truly special standing out, except for the empty water bottle and roll of duct tape on the nightstand. No sight of various manchild paraphernalia.
• Content seems to be simple PIV sexual intercourse. No gross fetishes, no weird toys, and no bizarre misconceptions of how sex is suppose to work.

Ultimately, I'd rate it a 4/10 as far as lolcow sextapes go. It's got nothing truly special to make it stand out, and it has nothing on the reigning king.

 

[Rei is shit]

Fuck you mumkey avatar normies. I'm going for the much more obscure teen boy with tits for an avatar.