Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Chihiro said:
The one time I EVER look at the twitter app and think "hmm The Wern has been quiet lately, lets just look him up and see what he's up to" he's active and going through a manic tard rage. Nice to know he's still giving us attention. Lucas, you're never going to get a gf acting like this, or ever.
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The best part is that he is literally advertising where to find all the fucked up shit he has ever done. A large portion of people of who interact with him would never have known about this site and anyone with half a sense wouldn't make it public but here he is giving any potential (in his mind) partner access to his manic past.
Rescuetoast said:
He’s said “bye Felicia” at least 3 times. Lucas I will bet money you can’t even tell me what movie that’s even from.
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Also, weren’t you begging people to introduce you to their female friends like a week ago? That’s what platonic friends are for, my dude.
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Hey Lucas, if they arn't why don't you have a girlfriend. It would probably really help if there was someone to vouch for you and say "Hey you know that overweight balding man sitting in the corner breathing heavily and staring at you? He actually isn't a terrible guy he's just a little awkward and really wants to find someone special". I mean yeah that would mostly be a lie but it gives people a reason to think you are more then the fat balding creep sitting alone in the corner breathing heavily and staring at them because that image alone will never get you anywhere. But then again I don't expect you to understand as you've turned away every piece of advice that people kinder then kiwis have given you.
 
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Rescuetoast said:
Yeah, he posted a bunch of gay porn like anyone who frequents this website would be at all shocked or upset by that.

ETA the Krathnami screen name is Lucas’ on his shitty game crafter review site and a couple other places. Hiya buddy!
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I picked the name Krathnami specifically for that reason. I've been lurking for quite some time and finally just decided to get an account. Eh, maybe I could have come up with something more clever.
 
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Lucas back on his virtue signaling! Don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want said to you. But, message a bunch of people in Spokane to try and pressure a girl to sleep with you. Such a feminist! Yeah, Lucas, keep believing you don't need any friends. Those Gen Z girls will just come around and go to Red Robin with you after your first of the month check!
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He keeps saying bye Felicia and then reloading this thread to see what we say next. Maybe if he wasn't so stubborn and was willing to take criticism he'd recognize that even if it's harsh what we are saying makes sense to anyone who who isn't sitting in an non ventilated room clogged up by cheesy farts. Slight power-level but I guess my advice hit a nerve eh?
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No here's what you don't understand, despite it being explained to you multiple times.
One of the reasons you cannot find a girl (and I specifically state girl because we know you like kids you utter freak), besides the obvious - lack of hygiene and personal care, the incessant casual racism and sexism, the hypocritical virtue signalling, the constant bitching and whining, etc. - is that you are entirely asocial. You have no friends, no acquaintances, nobody who actually cares enough about you to set you up, and you never will because the toxic waste dump you call your personality drives away anyone with even the most rudimentary sense of self preservation.

Lucas, you're a user, an abuser, you're void of any sense of empathy, you're entirely self absorbed, a raging narcissist, an egomaniac of epic proportions, but you're simply not smart enough, and lack the impulse control to be capable of veiling your true intentions - of fucking children - for longer than five minutes, and for that, I am eternally grateful.
You're an absolute smorgasbord of red flags and it is you and your actions that drives women away.
It is completely, entirely, your own fault. But you'll deny that too because you're incapable of taking responsibility for your own shit.

You will die alone and unloved, and it'll be by your own hand.
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Onomatopoeicpun said:
Am I the only one who severely doubts he even knows how to throw a punch?
Besides, he's so fat I feel like fighting him would just be so easy I'd end up pitying him.
But then again he talks mad shit for a hillock of sentient lard.
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I know this has already been posted dozens of times, but the answer to your question is that you are not alone in thinking that. He tries to throw the most pathetic punches imaginable before breaking down on the ground crying to be left alone. There isn't a chance in hell he would do anything other then be a screeching violet if he was confronted.
 
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Krathnami said:
Here's Lucas' best attempt at throwing hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daq9wwQdt5Q
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Hey i'm newer also so don't take this as gospel but try to embed your videos and view the past couple of comments before posting any pictures or videos that might already be there in the future.
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Rescuetoast said:
See, the thing is that we all have actual real lives and don’t have time to spend catching charges to prove a point to fat pedophiles from the internet. Sorry Lucas, you’re just... not that important.
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I love how his argument is that nobody would take the time to travel to Spokane to face him. No he is not that important, why would I spend money travelling to converse with a fat balding pedo with MRSA whose whole argument is based off of research papers he cherry picked that would go crying like a bitch to security as soon as i opened my mouth. I'd much rather use my hard earned cash to go somewhere nice. Maybe a beach, lots of hot young women on those things.
 
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FatherPucci said:
I know this has already been posted dozens of times, but the answer to your question is that you are not alone in thinking that. He tries to throw the most pathetic punches imaginable before breaking down on the ground crying to be left alone. There isn't a chance in hell he would do anything other then be a screeching violet if he was confronted.
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This other autist is a trip wtf is wrong with that other guy?
 
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moiras_here said:
Alright guys, fess up. Which one of you is the one standing outside his government craphouse texting!
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I mean it could be any of us really, Lucas should know that one of the farm's favorite past times is getting in close proximity to the cows in hopes of interacting with them. Maybe it's me, hell maybe its you! The world will never know.
 
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